Darren: I dunno...Wanda's always just sort of rubbed me the wrong way. I don't really like how she treats Cosmo, calling him "moody" and asking if he's on his period, even if it is a joke. Like, Cosmo's always been like that, he gets that from our father, but I dunno..that's just kinda douche baggy of Wanda to be honest. It's almost kinda like she thinks she's the sherif of her house and expects Cosmo to take her a sandwich or some shot. It kinda reminds me of a cleaner version of that bitch I had to call my mother...and I refuse to enjoy any reminders. Swear, Wanda's almost as bad as that sexist sister of hers.
Also, it's kinda sleazy to me how she tells Cosmo how much she loves him, but then turns around and sucks face with this one dude..I dunno his name, and the fucking claims that it's fine as long as he doesn't know. Like????? That's not how cheating works, bitch.
Man, he might not be one of Fairy World's smartest but believe me. One of these days, Cosmo's going to find out and it's not gonna be a pretty day in court. Wonder who'll get custody of the kids. Probably Cosmo since he's a male, but who knows?