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-Scarlet Devil Mansion-
BGM: EoSD Stage 4 - Voile, the Magic Library
They were in the library that is Voile.
"Oh cool a library!" Marisa said.
So Marisa and Reimu then got jumpscared by Map Bot in Voile library.
Marisa screams loudly like a girl, which she was.
"Free Map. Have a free map," Map Bot said.
"Um...sure…" Reimu said as she took it.
Map Bot left.
It was a map of the library they were in.
Marisa was already starting to loot it. Koakuma arrived.
"Hey! You're not allowed, that's against the rules," Koakuma said.
"What are rules really though?" Marisa said.
Koakuma points to a sign that says "NO STEALING".
"What rules?! That's what it literally says!" Koakuma said.
"Nah fam! I'm not stealing I'm borrowing!" Marisa said.
"Then sign your name and bring the books back on the date we provide you," Koakuma said.
"Alright here's my signature. And when I mean signature I mean this!" Marisa said as she fired the Master Spark. "And the deadline is my lifespan's end!"
"This can be arranged," Patchouli said. Patchouli the Unmoving Library has come.
BGM: EoSD Stage 4 Boss - Patchouli Knowledge's Theme - Locked Girl ~ The Girl's Secret Room
"Yo! What's with the pajama clothing?" Marisa said.
"If you don't leave your house, would you bother wearing anything other than your pajamas?" Patchouli said.
"But still why wear pajamas?" Marisa said.
"Beg your pardon?" Patchouli said.
"Yeah, why do you wear pajamas or something?" Marisa said.
"I don't leave the library," Patchouli said.
"Well, why is that? Are you lazy as heck?" Marisa said.
"You still haven't answered my question," Patchouli said.
"Answer her," Reimu said.
She wanted to troll Marisa.
"If you don't leave your house, would you bother wearing anything other than your pajamas? Is what she asked," Koakuma said as she came back despite being master sparked albeit her clothing is damaged.
"Do it, Marisa. Just do it!" Reimu said.
Marisa answered.
"MASTER SPARK!" Marisa shouted as she fired her weapon at Patchouli, but she had a magic shield. The magician did cough a lot afterward, though.
*cough* *cough* *cough*•
"That's not an answer!" Koakuma said.
"Oh, this is Bull S***!" Marisa said.
"This wouldn't have happened if you just answered," Koakuma said.
"So it would seem I have to deal with you for this," Patchouli said.
Reimu decided to just answer for Marisa.
"You would still wear your pajamas in your home," the shrine maiden said.
"Exactly," Patchouli said.
"Yep. Told you so," Reimu said.
"Shut up! I got this! Don't worry!" Marisa said. Patchouli then began to cough harder.
"Oh, dear. You cannot fight in this state," Koakuma said. Patchouli was coughing so hard that she fell to the ground.
"Good enough," Marisa said is amused at what is happening with Patchouli. "Let's bounce Reimu!"
"Well alright!" Reimu said as she and Marisa left Patchouli who is about to get medicine from Koakuma.
A/n: Now we meet everyone's favorite pajama-wearing Librarian and her assistant in this chapter. Also yes Map Bot from FNaF Security breach is also a thing in this one as well, because why not?!