Author's Note: In which the first of my no doubt badly written, silly smut appears! Let's see how this goes. xD

Harry appeared in the Alley, familiar and welcome a sight. Not to mention the fresh air.

There were people about, families and crowds filling it in again.

Like normal.

He went to Gringotts first thing, knowing he'd need plenty from his vault for this - both magical money and exchanged muggle money.

He walked up the steps and entered the main hall, finding it to be a very busy day.

A crowded place.

He didn't think he had ever seen actual lines like this before. Not this long.

Harry had hardly started toward the nearest desk when a small, hard shape collided with his legs.

"Oof!" A throaty high voice cried.

Harry turned and looked down to find a goblin wobbling there, recovering from a near fall. "Oh, sorry, sir, I-"

"Sir?!" the voice exclaimed, small head snapping up as dark eyes glared daggers at him. Small hands found small hips - shapely hips - and gnarled teeth were bared at him. "Watch who you're talking to, wizard! And watch where you're walking, or you'll find yourself with the blade of Arrig the Glorious buried in your offensive limbs!"

Harry stared, flushing. He held out his hands and stepped back. "S-sorry, erm- ma'am, Ms. Arrig. I wasn't looking where I was going, I just was in a bit of a hurry to get to my vault-"

"Yeah yeah, you and every other mage today, it seems like," Arrig talked over him, throwing up her hands. She glowered at him and jabbed a long clawed finger at him. "Look, you want to get your precious vault? You wait like everyone else! Hope you brought snacks and a comfortable seat!" she finished with a damn near cackle.

Harry resisted every urge to glare back at the goblin woman. "Right. Thanks. I can wait," he said shortly. He wheeled around and strode for the line that looked the shortest.

He found his gaze wandering quickly however. And wandering back to the goblin woman pacing in front of the doors. He'd never seen a female goblin before, honestly, and he was a little curious. Curious about why that was, and about her specifically.

Seeing her from behind, and her, well, behind...she might have been hardly taller than his knees, but she was a tightly packed thing of muscles and curves for sure. Evident to anyone with eyes! And Harry found he couldn't help but be mesmerized by it all...

Suddenly she locked eyes with him, then strode right toward him.

He backed away into the corner, blushing hard.

She walked up to him, almost touching her long nose to his legs. She stared up at him, dark eyes glinting. "Hey. You want a clawful of this, wizard?" she spoke, in a low voice.

"Err- no, no I-" Harry said, hushed.

"What, do I not have enough to keep you busy here? You need one of your thin-stick witches to give you the good stuff?" she murmured furiously.

"Um- no, you're- really- err- attractive, sure, but I was just- I'm sorry-" Harry whispered back, glancing around panickily. He did not want to be seen as causing anybody problems! Especially not for Gringotts goblins!

"No, no. I saw you lookin', and I still see it! And I'm going to do something about it," Arrig persisted, her claws curling at her sides.

"I really didn't mean to-" Harry started.

"Why don't I just take ya to your vault already? The sooner you're in, the sooner you're out," she interrupted. "Come on, wizard!"

"Okay..." Harry said meekly, following her. He really didn't want to cause problems here - it was only last year that he had broken and entered, robbed the place, and escaped on a dragon after destroying the building.

Now, this wasn't the way he'd wanted to get this result (a faster route to his vault) - if he would have ever thought he would - but he wasn't going to complain about it.

She was right: the sooner he got to his vault, the sooner he could leave!

What was that phrase, about not looking a gift horse in the mouth?

"What's your name and where's your key?" Arrig demanded, hastening to lead the way to the back of the bank. To the cart that waited on a free track.

"Harry Potter - and my key is right...here." Harry held it up out of his pocket.

She gazed at him, then the key. She held up a claw, beckoning. Harry gave it to her, watching her inspect it before she handed it back. She nodded. "Well, great. Vault 687, here we come."

After exiting the cart and opening his vault, she grabbed his hand and dragged him into it. The door shut behind them with a resounding clang.

"Hey, what're you doing?!" Harry exclaimed, dropping his trunk and reaching for his wand. "You've locked me in here!"

"Oh calm down, we are not locked in - I can get us out with a tap," she dismissed, waving a clawed hand. "Look, you haven't kept your eyes off me for longer than a few seconds, and from a wizard I can almost respect that! So I'll give you what you clearly want. Call it my personal thanks for ending that Voldy-garks takeover of this bank - and most of my people."

"Uh- I- I- I can't, I- look- you're welcome, the gratitude is- appreciated, but I-"

"Is this just a wizard thing or a you thing, Harry Potter? Where's your sense of adventure, where's your guts? Live a little! Especially when life's presenting herself to you on a speared fork."

Harry stared. And he began to think. Her words resonated with him in a deep way he never would have thought normally. Where's your sense of adventure? Live a little!

Where was his sense of adventure? He'd had it before, hadn't he? Years and years of it. Mysteries, taking risks, braving it all, chances and moments...charging into it all and coming out the other side...mostly okay. Remarkably okay. And even gaining friends in the process. Hermione, with the troll, Ginny, from saving her from Riddle...

And hadn't the whole, big relief been that he was going to be able to live now? To have years and years to do it?

Wasn't the whole point of this new journey to...explore, to live? To adventure again, in a way, really?

Maybe it could start here...now...in this locked vault miles underground...

With this non-human woman who was pushing at him and daring him to, taunting him to...

Goading him.

"Err- a-alright," Harry swallowed, managing a weak grin. "What do you- I mean- how do we- do...this?"

"You never been with a woman before?" She wrinkled her pointed nose at him. Her pointy ears twitched.

"I have - just- err-" He had never gotten farther than snogging and topless hands with Ginny Weasley before. They had never actually...gone the whole way. And then the Horcrux hunt had happened, and then...this past year, Ginny was so busy and away they hadn't had a chance to even talk about anything between them. If she wanted that, still. If he did, even...

"Not with a goblin? No surprise there. Few humans could handle us lady-lins!" Arrig scoffed, a wide grin on her face that was positively devillish. "The ones who try never last long."

"Uh, in- relationships or...in bed?"

"Both. Let's see how long you can last at it, Potter!"

"Erm, just call me Harry."

"Fine. And you can call me Arrig if you like."

"Thanks. Um...so..."

Harry trailed off as Arrig ran her claws down her uniform, and gold light shimmered before it fell apart in two neat halves. Leaving her standing there naked.

"Well come on, get yours off and get yourself down here so we can start!" Arrig said, echoing in the vault as she crossed her arms at him.

Harry blushed and slowly began to take off his clothes. He pushed down his boxers and stepped out, then stood there embarrassed. "Um, so- how do we- how do you want me to-?"

"Just lay down, flat on your back. I'll do most of the work, you useless lazy wizarding gluknard," Arrig said firmly, striding forward. Her plentiful breasts bounced and swayed as she moved, those thick hips and thighs rippling.

Harry shook his head, then got down and lay on his back on the vault floor. It was surprisingly warm. Almost hot.

Arrig walked right up between his legs, bending low to put her face in his erection. She inspected it critically, then reached out a hand to grasp it in her palm. The base of her fingers. Harry still wasn't comfortable with the claws being that close...

She started stroking him and he forgot about his fears, mostly.

She worked him and then put her lips to his head, drizzling hot goblin spit all over his dick before taking it into her mouth completely. A tight, hot, small goblin mouth. She sucked and swirled her tongue ferociously, licking up and down his length, flicking across the head, sucking in her cheeks, all while working her hand up and down his base. Her other hand moved to palm his balls, caressing and pinching and tugging to make him gasp and twitch.

Soon Harry was arching his back, seizing and moaning out as he thrust his butt up and shot his load into her hot goblin mouth. She took him to the hilt as he twitched inside her, took him into her throat, and swallowed it all up, her tighter throat milking his cock as it squeezed incredibly narrowly. He softened inside her and collapsed, and she lifted her head up and let him slip out. She drizzled cum ferally down her jaw, grinning at him. She patted and stroked his thighs as she gazed up at him.

"Not bad for a wizard," she said. "Why don't we see how you handle the real test?"

Harry heaved a breath, flushing as she crawled up his waist and over his crotch, positioning herself there. "Wait, I need a minute..."

"No you don't, you're a wizard for lurd's sake," Arrig snorted. She tapped a finger to his dick, and it glowed gold before it suddenly swelled up and got hard again.

Harry's breathing felt easier too.

"A little spot of a rejuvination spell," Arrig told him. "Good for an extra bit of stamina in a pinch. Great in a fight, great in bed."

"Wow," Harry remarked, staring at himself. He looked at her and nodded. Not a second after he had did she reach down to grab him, line him up with her hairy goblin snatch, and take him up into herself. She pushed herself down, taking inch after inch, until she was almost two-thirds to his base. If he'd thought her mouth and throat were tight and warm, this was something else. It was a vice, and a burning one at that. "God," he gasped. "You feel-"

"Extraordinary? Wonderful? Amazing? Yeah, I know. I'm all those things, and you're lucky to get to know it!" Arrig promptly leaned forward, put her clawed hands to his stomach, and started to gyrate her sexy hips. She smacked her thighs to his body as she bounced and rocked on him, taking his dick to her maximum before withdrawing until he almost fell out of her...only to slam herself down again!

She went fast and hard, furiously grunting and snarling, her claws curling to sear his stomach-

Harry held her shoulders and just clung to her as best he could, trying to thrust his butt up to meet her rhythm. But he found it almost impossible to keep up with her! She was wild with it, she was a jackhammer, she was this small thing with all the strength and force of a car!

Within a minute he found himself shooting inside her. She kept going a few seconds before pulling off him and scrambling up his body. She crawled over his chest and held herself over his head, between her thick thighs. Her hairy goblin pussy was an inch from his face!

"I um-" Harry started, nonplussed.

"Oh, just lick me like your ice cream treats!" Arrig said impatiently. "Right here! Get your tongue up in there!"

With that, she descended on his mouth.

Harry opened his lips, taking in the scents and tastes as liquids dropped onto his mouth. Then he stretched out his tongue and began to lick her. He gripped her thick thighs and curvy hips, then he moved his hands to her tight big butt, her thick goblin cheeks, and started to caress and grope at her as he licked away at her hairy wet lower lips. He lapped and lapped at her, then tried pushing his tongue into her. Between them. She groaned overhead and her thighs squeezed around his head tighter. He took it as a good sign. A better one when a clawed hand seized his hair and yanked on it a bit, as her hips began gyrating again, grinding her mound against his face.

He shoved his tongue in and out of her depths, tight and hot, encountering his own cum in there and finding he didn't exactly mind it...

Then she was shuddering and vibrating atop him, letting out a long groan before liquid burst out of her goblin pussy, with such force it expelled his tongue and sprayed all over his face!

She fell forward and crawled off of him, then rolled over onto her side, quivering.

Harry heaved and breathed fresh air again, that liquid drizzling down his face. His cheeks, his mouth, his ears and into his hair. All over his glasses. He swore some of it got up his nose.

A lot of it was in his own mouth.

He closed his lips and tasted it, then swallowed it curiously.

It was sort of tangy, but sort of...minerally.

But it wasn't terrible, overall.

Harry got his breath and pushed himself up, looking at Arrig. She sat up fast too, a wide grin on her face. She jumped to her feet and strode forward, grabbing his shoulders and almost about looking him in the eyes now. "Errr, so, that was really...um...I've never experienced that before," he said honestly.

"But you liked it, didn't you? You had to have."

"Yeah, I did," he admitted quickly. Honestly, too. He didn't doubt that. "I just...um...I never thought I'd just- have a shag with someone I just met before, you know?" he tried to explain.

"I do it all the time," Arrig replied, letting him go and waving a hand as she turned away. Her clothes vanished, reappearing on her body, whole and seamless again. She pushed her short messy hair back. "It's just fun. Fun to have fun. You should try it again sometime. A few more times, really. You definitely need it."

"I do?"

"Anybody who had to go through that war krelle stuff would! Unwind, relax, just have a great time. You earned it, don't you think?"

"Um...well..." Harry didn't know how to respond. He didn't think he'd earned anything. Let alone some right to- to have sex with random strangers... But he thought he knew what she meant about relaxing for once. And it had been fun. He grabbed his clothes and got dressed, then turned to her. "I need to- get what I came here for and go, so...erm, thank you. For all of...of that. It was a rush, it was- fast, wild, but...I did enjoy it, Arrig."

"It wasn't that big a deal," Arrig dismissed, waving her hand again. "Just get what else you need and go on your way. I'll take you back up in the cart."

"Thanks," Harry said sincerely, blushing.

He felt a lot lighter than he had in a while now, honestly.