Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*
They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)
Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkin's*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*
The girls stand on top of the beaten up Villains ]
[A logo with the text The Powerpuff girls " appears]
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Bloopers
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Cut to the Living room" Bell said Hello you all remember me as Bell from the Powerpuff girls" and tonight you are about to see some Bloop that was never before see on the show we have some Crazy one take a Look
The episode of scene mess-ups begins on Insect Inside
Bubbles flies down the hallway, pursued by a roach running across the wall.
Bubbles yelled "AHHHH! Get away, get away, get away, get away!"(The roach then catches up to her and crawls into her hair.) "EW! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!"(Bubbles frantically swipes at her hair.)
Director said "Cut!" Once more
(A scream shatters the calm; inside, Bubbles is flying down the hall, doing her best to keep ahead of a cockroach scurrying after her. The camera follows her, but she gradually pulls ahead of it.)
Bubbles said Get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away! (Buttercup approaches from behind.)
Buttercup said I'll get it. (She throws a punch at the wall, knocking a hole in it but missing the roach. Pan to Bubbles, hovering nearby.)
Bubbles said Did you get it? (The roach moves into view, and she becomes so scared that her pigtails stand up straight.)
Bubbles yelled Aaah! (She flies
(Buttercup flies up and fires her eye lasers at the wall; she burns up the paint but misses again. She flies o.c. after the roach, and Blossom flies up to inspect the damage.)
Blossom: said Uh-oh. (flying Girls.
Bell said Bubble Buttercups wait up"
(Cut to the chase: Bubbles fleeing from the roach and screaming, with Buttercup in hot pursuit.)
Bubbles yelled Aah! Squish it, squish it, squish, it, squish it, squish it! (Blossom catches up.)
Blossom said Buttercup, no. It's just a cockroach.
Buttercup: Shut up, Blossom. It's gross.
Blossom said It is not!
Bubbles said Is too. (flying , the roach following) Squish it, squish it.
Buttercup said You got it, Bubbles. One squished roach coming up. (She pulls ahead and flies
(Bell stops briefly and groans in disgust, then flies after her sisters, rounding a corner.)
Bell said Girls, no. (stopping) Ew! Gross!
Blossom said bell what oh gross'
Director said great Job your four
A large collection of roaches begin swarming all over Roach Coach. He then begins frantically scratching himself all over.
Roach Coach said "Ooh, itchy, itchy, itchy!"
Director said "Cut!"
A man strolling down the street walks up to a hot dog vendor.
Man(Singing): "Hm, looks good, I'd like to buy a dog."
Vendor(Singing): "Hm, it should, it's made of beef and hog." (He reaches into his cart and pulls out a piece of pie.) "Oops."
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2 Man(Singing): "Hm, looks good, I'd like to buy a dog."
Vendor(Singing): "Hm, it should, it's made of beef and hog." (He reaches into his cart and pulls out a banana.) "How did that get in there?"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3 Man(Singing): "Hm, looks good, I'd like to buy a dog."
Vendor(Singing): "Hm, it should, it's made of beef and hog."(He reaches into his cart and pulls out a jar of pickles.) "Huh?"
Mayor(Walking by): "Hey, I'd been looking for that!"(Takes the jar of pickles.) "Thank you, sir."(The guy and the vendor stare blankly at the mayor as he leaves.)
Director said "Cut!" one more
take 4 Cut to a man waling jauntily down the street. He approaches a hot dog cart; he and the vendor sing the next four lines.)
Man #2: (stopping) Hmm, looks good, I'd like to buy a dog
Vendor: Hmm, it should. It's made from beef and hog. (fixing one up) So, my pal, here's your dog, enjoy.
Man #2: (taking it) Oh, I shall, oh boy, oh, boy, oh boy
A lady covered in roaches screams. Suddenly, Blossom zings by, scooping up all the roaches, but the lady is still screaming.
Lady yelled "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Blossom said "Uhm, Miss?"
Lady "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Bubbles said "We've...gotten rid of the roaches."
Lady "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Buttercup said "Miss? Miss?
Bell said Uhm, Miss?..."
Lady "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"(The Powerpuffs just stand and stare blankly.)
Director said "Cut!"
Roach Coach(Blows a whistle): "That's it, boys! Come to Papa!"(Suddenly, a huge swarm of butterflies* fly toward him and cover him.) "H-hey, what's happening? Hee hee, that tickles, that tickles!"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2 Roach Coach(Blows a whistle): "That's it, boys! Come to Papa!"(Suddenly, a huge swarm of spiders crawl toward him and cover him.) "AHHHH! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3 Roach Coach(Blows a whistle): "That's it, boys! Come to Papa!"(Suddenly, a huge swarm of wooly worms crawl toward him and cover him.) "Ewwwww..."
Director said "Cut!"
Roach in robot: "I am not just an insect, I am ROACH COACH! I am the future RULER of this planet, you STUPID BIPED!"
Bubbles said "Who are you calling' a tripod, you...(Blushes)Oopsie, I got that wrong, didn't I?"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2 Roach in robot: "I am not just an insect, I am ROACH COACH! I am the future RULER of this planet, you STUPID BIPED!"
Bubbles said "Who are you calling' a bicycle, you...(Facepalms) Ooh, darn! I did it again!"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3 Roach in robot: "I am not just an insect, I am ROACH COACH! I am the future RULER of this planet, you STUPID BIPED!"
Bubbles said "Who are you calling' a monkfish, you...(Facepalms again) "Ooh, that wasn't even halfway right! What was I thinking?!" (Blossom and Buttercup look at her oddly.)
Director said "Cut!" Bubbles Please" once more
Take 4 Roach in robot I am not just an insect. I am Roach Coach. I am the future ruler of this planet, you stupid biped!
Bubbles said Who you calling a biped, (Raising foot to stomp it.) you little— (Her sisters stop her.)
Blossom said Bubbles, no. Don't squish him. He's a criminal, and everything has a place in this world, (The girls' perspective of the roach.) even criminals.
Director said good going girls that's a keeper"
Powerpuff Bluff Bloop
The three crooks dash through the front door of the jewelry store and into a nearby alley, toting bags of jewels. As they set the bags down and open them up, the Powerpuffs pop out of the bags, covered in jewels-except for Bubbles, who has a cat on her head.
Bubbles said "Ooh, kitty."(Picks the cat up and hugs him; the cat begins to purr and lick her face.)
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2
The girls pop out of the bags again; Bubbles now has a dog on her head.
Bubbles said "Ooh, puppy."(Picks the dog up and hugs her; the dog barks happily and licks Bubbles' face.)
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3
The girls pop out of the bags again; Bubbles now has a rabbit on her head.
Bubbles said "Ooh, bunny."(Picks up the bunny and hugs him; the bunny chatters with delight.)
Director said "Cut!" Bubble Please" once more time
(They dash down the street and stop in an alley, then look around to make sure they are alone and open the bags. The girls pop out one at a time, one from each bag and adorned with various bits of finery. Once again, they had been lying in wait. Blossom and Bubbles have smug smiles on their faces while Bell and Buttercup shows a scowl. Pull back to the robbers' perspective as they each pull their arm back to deliver the knockout.)
Robbers said Uh-oh.
(They are knocked out with one blow, and again we see them piled on the ground. The cell door slams shut as the Narrator speaks.)
Director said better"
(Inside, The girls and their friends are taking an afternoon nap. In one of the sleeping bags is a kid who resembles Dexter, from Dexter's Laboratory
Dexter Lookalike: "Snore...Ahh, what a fine day for science...Zzzzzz..."(The other kids wake up and look at him oddly.)
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2
Dexter Lookalike: "Snore...Dee Dee...Get out of my laboratory...Guzzz..."(The other kids wake up and look at him oddly again.)
Director said "Cut!" Bubbles: "I wonder who Dee Dee is."
Take 3
Dexter Lookalike: "Snore...At last!...My greatest invention is completed!...Snooozzz..."The other kids wake up and look at him oddly again.)
Buttercup(Rubbing her chin with perplexity): "Hmm...I wonder if he might be...No, it couldn't possibly be...Could it?"
Bell said you could be right Buttercup' he could be" '?
Director said Cut Bell" ah never mind"
Crook One(Prancing up to the bank counter, dressed as Blossom): "Ooh, la la-la la-la, hi everybody, it's me, Blossom, of the Powerpuff Girls..."
Director said "Cut!"
Crook One said "What's wrong?"
Director(Irate) said "You're supposed to say 'Powerpuff' incorrectly, get it? It's funny!"
Crook One said "If you say so."
Director said once more"
Crook said No, you idiots! Like this! (high voice, skipping across the lobby) Oh, la, la-la, la-la… (stopping at the counter) Hi, everybody. It's me, Blossom of the Powderpuff Girls. A-And I was just wondering… (giggling nervously, flowers and hearts appearing behind him) …can we have all the money, please? (He giggles again
Director said that was Perfection Irate
Crook Two spray paints an insulting picture of the Mayor on his wall, with the word, "Mayir" under it.
Mayor(Offended) said "My nose is not that big!"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2
Crook Two spray paints an insulting picture of the Mayor on his wall, with the word, "Mayir" under it.
Mayor(Offended) said "He didn't even get my good side..."
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3
Crook Two spray paints an insulting picture of the Mayor on his wall, with the word, "Mayir" under it.
Mayor(Offended) said "The light's all wrong, part of my face is in shadow..."
Director said "Cut!'
take 4
Crook two who is doing a little redecorating with a can of spray paint. He finishes and walks leaving behind a crude picture of the Mayor with the label "MAYOR." The subject of said caricature walks into view.)
Mayor laughing, pointing at it) That is so true!
Director said great"
The three crooks are eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant. Crook Two opens a fortune cookie and reads the fortune.
Crook Two said "'There's a giant monster behind you.'"(The three of them then whip around to see an enormous, purple, Godzilla-like monster standing over them.)
Monster: "RAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRR!"
Crooks yelled "AHHHHHHH!"(They all run scared.)
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2
The three crooks are eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant. Crook Two opens a fortune cookie and reads the fortune.
Crook Two said "'You have a cat on your head.'...Hmm, that's strange, I wonder what it means..."(He doesn't notice that there's now a cat sleeping on top of his head; his two associates look at him oddly.)
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3
The three crooks are eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant. Crook Two opens a fortune cookie and reads the fortune.
Crook Two said "'You are about to be trampled by a herd of wild buffalo.'...Herd of wild buffalo?"(Suddenly, a herd of wild buffalo comes out of nowhere and tramples the three of them.)
Crooks(Weakly) said "Ow..."
Director said "Cut!" once more
(Cut to the exterior of a Chinese restaurant—Mr. Chin's $1 Chinese Food. A sign marked "CLOSED FOR INSPECTION" is pasted across the doors. Inside, the three criminals are hunkered down at a table with take-out containers. 017 and 002 are eating; 253 is getting ready to do likewise.)
crook two said Boy, I'm starving!
(The girls kick the door down.)
Girls: Not so fast, Powerpuff Girls!
Crook said (standing up) Powerpuff Girls?! Bring it on! (He flips the table over.)
(The two groups launch themselves at each other, and the battle begins in earnest, with the girls landing several good blows on the criminals.
Director said wonderful job
Monky see Dog do Bloop
The girls free a dog from an abandoned car.
Dog: "H-help me..."
Powerpuffs said "What? A talking dog?"
Talking Dog(Who's just walked up to them): "Hm! Imagine that! Who would have ever believed that there was such a thing?"
Director said "Cut!" one more time
Pull back; she tears the door off and throws it aside. The dog jumps out and sits, its tail wagging.)
Dog #1: (choked voice, gasping) Help me.
Girls said What? A talking dog?
Blossom said What's wrong, boy?
Dog #1: It was— (The words trail off into barking.)
Bell said Wow, this is weird. (Her ruminations are interrupted by a cacophony of barking. Dogs are everywhere, on top of cars and running in the streets.)
Blossom said Something funny's going on here.
Powerpuffs said "Miss Bellum!"
Miss Bellum(With a cow's head): "Mooooo!"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2
Powerpuffs said "Miss Bellum!"
Miss Bellum(With a duck's head): "Quack! Quack! Quack!"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3
Powerpuffs said "Miss Bellum!"
Miss Bellum(With a frog's head): "Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!"
Director said "Cut!"
Narrator: "Doggone you, Mojo! How dare you turn man into man's best friend, you evil-"(Mojo points the laser at the narrator and blasts him.) "Meow! Meow! Meow!"
Mojo(Blushing) said "Oops."
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2
Narrator: "Doggone you, Mojo! How dare you turn man into man's best friend, you evil-"(Mojo points the laser at the narrator and blasts him.) "Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!"
Mojo(Facepaws) said "Oh, darn it!"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3
Narrator: "Doggone you, Mojo! How dare you turn man into man's best friend, you evil-"(Mojo points the laser at the narrator and blasts him.) "Neiiiiiigh!"
Mojo(Groaning) said "Ugh...not again..."
Director said "Cut!"
Rebecca Utonium is walking down the street, when suddenly, Mojo hits her with the laser, turning her into a keeshond.
Rebecca said panting at Mojo)
Mojo: Becca, you look so cute! (hugs Rebecca and gets licks from her)
Powerpuffs said "Aww!"
Director said "Cut!"
Mojo is commanding the people-turned-dogs via a megaphone.
Mojo said "I will give you commands, and you will obey them. Now, SIT!"(The dogs promptly sit.) "SPEAK!"(The dogs howl in unison.) "Now, roll over!"(The dogs all roll over.) "Now, play dead!"(The dogs roll onto their backs and freeze in place.) "Now, shake!"(The dogs all hold their paws out.) "Now, beg!"(The dogs all sit up and beg.) "Hee, hee, what fun!"
Director said "Cut!"
The Powerpuffs have burst into Mojo's lair.
Blossom said "Not so fast,"
Buttercup said "Mojo-"
Bubbles said "-Jojo!"
Mojo(As he zaps them with the laser): "Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say Power-"(The girls have turned into cats.) "-Kitties?"
Girls-turned-cats: "Mew! Mew! Mew!"
Director said "Cut!" where Bell" Bell said oop i was reading"
Take 2
Blossom said "Not so fast,"
Buttercup said "Mojo-"
Bubbles said "-Jojo!"
Mojo(As he zaps them with the laser): "Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say Power-"(The girls have turned into mice.) "-Mice?"
Girls-turned-mice: "Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!"
Director said "Cut!' once more Bell please be on Time
Bell said sorry i had to potty'
Mojo: (voice over) When all the world is dogs, (The girls in flight again.) their master will be me!
(Inside the observatory, the girls crash through the ceiling.)
Blossom said Not
so fast— Belle continued
Mojo— Buttercup said
Jojo! Bubbles frished A blast envelops them and fills the screen.
They've just fallen victim to the spell as well. Too late, Powerpuffs. .. or should I say "Powerpups?" Mojo said
The blast subsides; the girls are now dogs.
Mommy Fearest
The professor and the Powerpuffs are in the grocery store.
Buttercup(Floats up to the professor, holding a box of cookies) said "Can we please get these, Professor?"
Blossom(Holding a box of candy) said "Or maybe these?"
Bell (Holding a Box of cookies or maybe this"
Bubbles(Holding a bunch of asparagus) said "Or these?"
Buttercup(Slightly taken aback) said "But Bubbles...no one likes asparagus!"
Bubbles(Dolefully) said "I know...It looked so lonely there all by itself while everyone went for the carrots, the peas, the potatoes..."
Blossom said "Bubbles...they're only vegetables. They can't feel like we do."
Just then, a small girl of about four walks down the aisle, accompanied by her mother.
Little girl(Sees what Bubbles is holding): "Eww, asparagus? Who would ever want to eat that?!"
Bubbles(Dolefully, after the girl has left): "Kids can be so cruel..."(Her sisters simply look at her oddly.)
Director said "Cut!" Girls Pleas once more
(Cut to the Professor at the supermarket, pushing a grocery cart. Bubbles flies up to him, carrying a box of some product.)
Bubbles said Wow! I want these!
(Cut to his perspective of her; the product name is Wow. She is elbowed aside by Buttercup, who carries a box marked "Better".)
Buttercup said No way! These are better!
(Now Blossom flies up in front of her with a box marked "These". Blossom said Uh-uh! These! Suddenly Bell flies up as she held a box marked Amazing Amazing can we have it Professor? Bell asked
(Close-up of him; they reach into view, holding up their boxes to him.)
Professor the girls all said Professor said Girls, you may each have what you want, but I can't see where I'm?
The professor comes back home from his date and finds the Mayor asleep on his feet.
Professor(Tapping the Mayor on the shoulder): "Mayor, I'm back. You can go home now."
Mayor(Continues to sleep): "Guzz...But Mommy, I still need to get the cookie jar back from the pirates...Snozzzz..."
Professor(Taps the Mayor on the shoulder again): "Mayor..."
Mayor(Still talking in his sleep): "Arrg, unhand me chocolate chips!"(The professor stares at him blankly, then back away.)
Director said "Cut!" once more
Professor said softly) Mayor, I'm back. (touching his shoulder) Uh, you can go home now. (He snaps awake and screams.)
Mayor yelled Aah! My life is a lie! Oh! Uh, ahem. (stammering, then walking Uh, good night!
Director said that is more on top' of the game
Blossom said "We fight crime!"
Buttercup said "That's what we do!"( Bell and Bubbles just stands in silence.)
Bubbles said "...Ooh, sorry, was that my cue?*"
Director said "Cut!" once more please
Ima said harsh tone) And just where have you four been?
(Across the room, her eyes glint in what little light there is, and she switches on a nearby lamp to show herself. She is quite put out at their late-night activities and having been out past the curfew she put down earlier.)
Ima said Well?!
Blossom said We were out fighting crime!
Buttercup said That's what we do.
Bubbles and Bell said Duh.
The Powerpuffs are lying sadly in bed. Bubbles is hugging Octi. Ima Goodelady: "Oh, and growing girls don't play with stupid dolls."(She snatches Octi away.) Tears begin to well up in Bubbles' eyes. A sad look crosses Ima's face. Ima: "Here, Bubbles, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it."(She gently hands Octi back to her and plants a small kiss on her forehead.) Bubbles(Joyfully): "Tee-hee-hee!
" Director said "Cut!" Ima you are the to leaven the room" once more pleases
(Ima throws a smirk at them, and they float slowly up the stairs, their heads down. Dissolve to a pan across the bed; they are under the covers and thoroughly unhappy. Bubbles has her octopus doll, but Ima snatches it away and leans down to her.) Ima said (harsh tone) And growing girls don't play with stupid dolls!
(Bubbles' mouth wobbles and her eyes fill with tears at the prospect of having to spend a night without her favorite octopus doll. Ima is now at the door.)
Ima said hatefully) Now, good night. (She turns off the lights and slams the door, blacking out the screen - no hallway light for Bubbles.)
Bell said Bubble here you can hug my teddy bear"
Bubble said Thank Bell"
Buttercup said This stinks.
Bubbles said It's too dark.
Bell said yes too Dark and spooky"
Buttercup said There's something fishy about that...
Mayor(On phone): "Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels even as we speak!"(When he hears no sound, the Mayor looks over his shoulder and sees that Sedusa isn't there.) "Wh-hey, where did Sedusa go?"
Sedusa(Enters the stage, drinking coffee from a travel mug): "Oh, sorry, sir, I was on coffee break. Is this where I come in?"
Director: said "Cut!" Take 2
Mayor(On phone): "Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels even as we speak!"
Sedusa(Enters the room, trips on a bump in the rug, and slams into the wall): "WHOOOOOOAAAAOOOOAAAAOOOOAAA!" CRASH!
Director said "Cut!"
Sedusa said "Ow. My head."
Take 3
Mayor(On phone): "Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels even as we speak!"
Sedusa enters the room, upon which the chandelier falls and lands on her head. CRASHH! Sedusa(Weakly) said "Owww..."(Falls over.)
Director said "Cut!"
Sedusa(Disdainfully) Said "I wasn't paid enough for this."
Director said once more pleas
(Back to the office, a long shot this time. The Mayor's phone looks exactly like the one in the girls' room. Behind him, a woman's silhouette is seen reaching into an open wall safe. The figure has glowing red eyes and wildly overgrown hair.)
Mayor said Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels as we speak. (The figure runs he calls after it.) Hey, put those back!
Blossom said as her fire returning) Sedusa?! Yes, that is quite a coincidence we got grounded. Don't worry, Mayor. We'll catch Sedusa... …as soon as she gets home. bye
Director said Cut that is a wonderful Take
The professor has just come in to see the Powerpuffs battling Sedusa. Sedusa(Sits up and rubs her face): "Oh, Professor Honey, thank goodness you're back. The girls just went crazy and jumped me when I came home."
Blossom said "Don't listen to her professor."
Buttercup said "She's really Sedusa."
Bubbles said "And she grounded us so she could make out with Mr. Green, go out and buy some new hair curlers, take Rebecca, April, and Deanna out for facials and massages, and go to a bar and get drunk.
" Sedusa(Urgently) said "It's not true, I promise you!"
Rebecca(Walks in wearing a bathrobe and a towel on her head) said "Oh, hello, Uncle John. Hope I'm not too late." Sedusa(Blushing): "Well, erhm, at least 99% of it wasn't true."
Director said "Cut!" once more" oh Bell please stick with your sisters"
Professor said Oh, girls, I'm back from the stoooOOORE?!
(As he trails off, shocked, he drops his load. Cut to the girls, who now have Sedusa pinned.)
Professor said What's going on here?
(Cut back to him on the end of this line, then back to the girls and the criminal - who is now up to her knees and rubbing her jaw.)
Sedusa: (Ima's voice) Oh, Professor, honey, thank goodness you're back. (pleading) The girls just went crazy and jumped me when I came home.
Blossom said No, Professor, it's not true.
Buttercup said She's really Sedusa.
Bubbles said And she grounded us so she could make off with the Mayor's jewels.
Don't listen to her Professor""
Liars Professor sweetie you believe me don't you ? Please help me Sedusa said from her own voice to Irma's voice Please as she reach out to him
The Professor thinks this over for a long moment, the love of his girls colliding on his face with that for Ima and the debris scattering in all directions. His eyebrows work as the other five watch him intently and the tension mounts.
Sedusa: (whispering) Please.(Another long moment of silence in which the tension becomes thick enough to choke a horse.
Finally, the Professor takes Sedusa's hand. The girls gasp in disbelief and hang their heads.)
Girls, call the police. the Professor told them (They look up, their faces shining again.
The Professor has locked Sedusa's arms behind her back with one of his own and put her in a headlock with the other. Sedusa's face is twisted into an angry grimace at the Professor refusing to fall for her tricks this time and restraining her until the law arrives to take her to prison.
She's not fooling him any more.) This crook isn't going to deceive us anymore. Professor Continued
Yay the girls cheered Fade to back
Fade into the Living room The professor and the girls are watching TV the next morning when the doorbell rings. The professor quickly answers the door.
Professor said "Hello, can-"(He cuts himself off sharply when he notices the Mayor at the door.)
Mayor said "Ohh, hello, professor. I was just in the neighborhood and was wondering if I might borrow a cup of pickles, please."(Holds out a cup.)
Director said "Cut!" Take 2
Professor(Answers the door again): "Hello, can-"(He cuts himself off sharply when he notices the Talking Dog at the door.)
Talking Dog: "Oh, hello, professor. I was just in the neighborhood and was wondering if you might like your windows washed."(Holds up a scrub brush.)
Director said "Cut!" Take 3
Professor(Answers the door again): "Hello, can-"(He cuts himself off sharply when he notices a duplicate of himself at the door.)
Clone Professor(Waves) said "Hi."(Weirded out, the professor quickly closes the door and returns to the couch.)
Bubbles said "Who was there, professor?"
Professor said "I mean no offense, girls, but I don't think it wise to discuss existentialism before breakfast."
Director said "Cut!" let try it once more
(The doorbell rings. A quick flash of the Professor's hand at the knob; now he is at the door.)
Professor said Hello, can I-I-I-I-I... (He is right back where he started.)
(Cut to ground level, looking out the door, to show a light blue skirt. Turn up to show it as part of a dress worn by a pretty woman with dark blond hair done up in a style similar to that of Donna Reed. She wears an apron and has large, twinkling eyes. Her voice is also quite pleasant.)
Woman 2 said Hello. I live down the street, and I heard all about your apprehension of that vicious criminal, and so... (holding up a fresh pie) ...I baked you a pie.
Professor said I-I-I-I-I... (The girls react in surprise.)
Director said Cut that was great"
Octi Evil Bloop
A nod to the part of the episode where Bubbles' lips don't move the third time she says, "Duh."
Rebecca Utonium is taking her dance class in a studio in the middle of the city. Suddenly, the giant hydra the Powerpuffs are fighting smashes the window; Rebecca reels back in shock. Rebecca(Angry): "Hey, watch where you're going! Honestly, the nerve of some monsters!"
Director said "Cut!" The Powerpuffs have just defeated the giant hydra; Bubbles is using its tail as a jump rope
.
Bubbles(Singing merrily): "Z my name is Zippy and my husband's name is Zorro, we come from Zanzibar, and we sell zippers, A my name is Alice and my husband's name is Allan..."
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2
Bubbles(Singing merrily): "My mother, your mother, live across the street, 1819 Mulberry Street, When they get in fights, this is what they say..."
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3
Bubbles(Singing merrily) "Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss her fella..."
Director said "Cut!"
Him is sitting in his living room, watching the girls' defeat of the monster via a monitor.
Him: "Ohh, Snake Beast. You didn't destroy them at all, did you? How could you let the Powerpuff Girls HUMILIATE YOU?!"(As he sits up abruptly, he tumbles off of the couch and lands on his head.)
Director: "Cut!"
Him(groaning): "Oooh..."
Take 2
Him: "Ohh, Snake Beast. You didn't-Sniff...Sniff...WAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOO!"
Director: "Cut!"
Him: "Sniff. I really ought to dust this room..."
Take 3
Him: "Ohh, Snake Beast. You didn't-BUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAP!"
Director: "Cut!"
Him(Blushing): "Did that just come out of me?"
Director said once more Him
Him" said Oh, snake beast, (reclining on the sofa) you didn't destroy them at all, did you? How could you let the Powerpuff Girls (sitting up; his eyes glow and his voice becomes very sinister and growling) humiliate you (effeminate voice) so completely, hmm?
(Close-up of Buttercup, holding the snake over her head. The whole thing is now knotted up.)
Buttercup said Yo, Blossom! Catch!
(Pull back as she throws it, then cut to behind it as it sails toward Blossom.)
Blossom said Buttercup, not so hard! Aaahhh!
(Her words trail off into a scream as the snake slams into her and carries her along like a fly stuck to the windshield of a Mack truck. The camera follows it as it smashes through a building, then pans over to an office window. Inside are the Mayor and Ms. Bellum.)
Mayor said Well, Ms. Bellum, you can get back to work now.
(Blossom and the snake hit the window; when the dust clears, she is now holding the beast aloft. The only damage to the building is a broken pane of glass and a bit of ruined masonry. The Mayor and Ms. Bellum are unharmed. The other three girls fly up behind her.)
Blossom said Sorry about that, Mayor.
Mayor said Oh, that's okay. (Close-up of Blossom and Bell Bubbles, the Letter sucking her thumb looking over at her sister.)
It wouldn't have happened if Buttercup wouldn't throw so hard. Blossom angrily said (Pan right; now we see Bubbles Bell and Buttercup.)
Well, if you could only catch— Buttercup retore back (Pan back and forth as Bubbles and Bell follows the argument with theirs eyes.)
You threw it too hard. Blossom angrily said
Did not! Buttercup yelled back angrily
Did too! Blossom argued
Did not! Buttercup argued back
Did too! Blossom argued again
Finally Bell shouted ENOUGHT Cut it out you two
Bubbles also said Stop it! Please"
Director said that was right no mess up next scene"
Narrator: So after saving the day, the girls return home for some peace and quiet. Narrator said
SHUT UP, BUTTERCUP! Blossom angrily yelled out from inside the house Well, maybe not. Narrator continued
(Inside, Blossom and Buttercup are yelling at each other at top volume in the hall. The Professor, standing between them, unsuccessfully tries to
calm them down.)
No you shut up Buttercup angrily said back You shut up Blossom told her
You just shut up Buttercup said back Shut up I said shut up Blossom angrily shouted out
Girls? Girls stop that Girls? I said stop that right now uh Girls stop that arguing the Professor said Blossom and Buttercup's shouts, as well as the Professor's coaxing, continue.
Pull back to the end of the hall and pan slowly to the bedroom door. In the room, Bubbles is sitting on the end of the bed, sobbing in the dark;
While Bell is comfort her
Bubbles toy octopus is on the pillows behind the two girls.)
Bubbles(Weepily): "I don't like arguing. Why can't we all just get along...'stead of arguing? Boo-hoo-hoo!"(As a small tear slowly drips down the blue Powerpuffs cheek, she begins to sing.) "There is a castle on a cloud, I like to go there in my sleep, Aren't any floors for me to sweep, Not in my castle on a cloud..."
Director said "Cut, that's not in the script."
Bubbles(Nonplussed) said "Really?"
Dictores said no Singing Bubble" one more time
(Blossom and Buttercup's shouts, as well as the Professor's coaxing, continue. Pull back to the end of the hall and pan slowly to the bedroom door. In the room, Bubbles is sitting on the end of the bed, sobbing in the dark; While Bell is comfort her
Bubbles toy octopus is on the pillows behind the two girls.)
Bubbles said Oh, I don't like arguing. Why can't we all just get along, instead of fighting and arguing Bell? ? Bubble asked her sister"
I don't know Bubble But I m sure things will work out Trust me Bell reassured her However this doesn't help and Bubble begins to cry and tears come out of her eyes like a sprinkler, but a voice startles her out of her tears. and Bell to look surprise It is low and soft, and has an almost hypnotic quality to it as it echoes around the room.)
Dictores said that was wonderful Bubble"
Bubbles sits on the bed, looking at Octi; Him is making Octi speak, via a microphone. Him(Tapping microphone): "Testing one, testing two...Is this thing on?"(Bubbles stares in perplexity.)
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2
Him(Brushing his teeth, forgetting he's left the microphone on): Brush, brush, brush. Guuuuuuuurgle...Ptooie.(Bubbles stares blankly and pokes Octi.) "...What? Was the mic still on?"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3
Him: said "Now, Bubbles, what I want to tell you is-BUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAP!"(Bubbles picks up Octi and stares at him.)
Director said "Cut!"
Him: "I really shouldn't have eaten at that Mexican restaurant."
Director said let try it again
Bubbles… Bubbles… Bell... Bubble... the voice call out
Bubbles: (looking around) Huh? Who said that?
Show yourself Bell say as she stood in front of her sister protective
(Cut to the head of the bed; the camera points toward both Bell and Bubbles' backs.
Bubble... Bell... the voice call out again pull back slightly to bring the octopus into view
Bell and Bubbles both turns around and gasps sharply; close-up of both girls as Bubbles wipes her eyes
Octi both girls asked in disbelieving)
(Cut to Bubbles' end of the bed;
zoom in on Octi. The doll's mouth does not move as it talks.)
Octi said Yes, Belle and Bubbles. I can talk, and I heard what you were saying about your sisters. You're right, Bubbles. It's wrong for them to fight.
Octi said You are talking" Bubble say She moves toward it.
However Bell put her arm out to stop her Wait Bubble something doesn't seem right here Octi voice sound oddly familer but I can't quite put my finger on it Bell said
Don't worry Bell this is Octi we re talking about we can trust him right? Bubbles told her ; cut back to Octi.)
Yes, Bubbles. you can trust me dear Bell now Come closer so I can tell you two more. Octi said (Side view of the two on the bed.
The argument can be heard through the partially open door. The edge of "Him"'s TV screen becomes visible.)
Don't tell me what to do! Buttercup angrily said
Just listen to me next time! Blossom angrily told her
(The door suddley closes by itself. Let's not listen to that anymore. Listen, in my opinion, Blossom is being far too bossy for her own
good. Octi said
(As it says this, pull back to show the scene on TV. "Him" is pacing back and forth, speaking into a microphone—he is providing the voice for Octi.)
Octi/"Him" said In fact, I think that Buttercup should be in charge. Yeah. That's it. Bubbles, you should talk to Buttercup and tell her that she should be running the show.
fade to red
Narrator: (shuddering) Oh, what did I tell you about "Him"? Evil. Evil, pure and simple!
(Fade into the exterior of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten.
Inside, the hotline goes off and Blossom answers it. Yes, Mayor? What? We'll be right there! Blossom Say
(Cut to the park; a large foot is planted in view.
The camera turns up to reveal it as belonging to some sort of huge reptilian creature with a single horn. Cut to the girls in flight;
Bubbles is seen carrying Octi and sucking her thumb.) Bell was looking at Octi making sure the doll doesn't harm her sister
Blossom flies angrily up to a giant turtle monster who's destroying the city.
Blossom said "Stop right there, evil monster!"
The Turtle(Speaking in a high squeaky voice): "Oh yeah, well-"(Cuts himself off sharply.) "Hey...what's happened to my voice? I'm supposed to have a big scary voice!"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2
Blossom said "Stop right there, evil monster!" The Turtle(Speaking in a deep gruff voice): "Oh yeah, well..."(Hesitates) "Hahhh...I got so upset about the voice, I forgot my lines."
Director said "Cut!"
The Turtle(Disdainfully): "I wasn't paid enough for this.*"
Director said let try again
Everybody ready? Blossom asked
Ready! Buttercup replied back
Bubbles, put down that doll! You know better! Bell make sure Bubble put her doll away Blossom scolded her (looking over her shoulder) (Blossom and Buttercup zoom toward the monster, but Bubbles and Bell lands instead.)
Bubbles said Octi, I have to put you down. Why? Just because Blossom told you to? Octi asked her.
But Bubbles tried to protest but was cut off by Octi Blossom's not always right, you know. Octi said
Well Maybe but Bell tried to say but Octi cut her off Blossom think she's all highs and might but you both know that isn't true"
She 's just keeping you all down from doing things your way Octi continued
Oh ? Bubbles asked in confused (Cut to Blossom and Buttercup, closing in to attack.)
go for the head Blossom said The Monster turn to face them now we see the turtles shelly on it back and fires a lases beam from it eyes caching the two girls dead on
They slam into the ground not far from Bubbles. and Bell ) Blossom Buttercup both girls gasp in shock
You see? Octi asked as Blossom and Buttercup climbed up out of there crates Hey let me try" my_ Buttercup suggested but Blossom cut her off
Go for the arms! Blossom said before She takes off
You planned are not working Buttercup angrily called after her
Uh, Buttercup? Bubbles asked
What, Bubbles? Buttercup asked impatiently,
Bell then give her sister a cold glare causing Buttercup to flinch in fear of her sister wrath Um well uh Octi say's you should do what you want to do don't follow Blossom Bubble told her"
: Octi, you're speaking my language. Buttercup say before She takes off. I have got a bad feeling about all of this Bell thought getting more worried about Octi influence on her dear sister'.
Blossom has engaged the turtle, but is looking around nervously for backup Buttercup wher are you whoe Blossom said ?
(She dodges a swing of the beast's arm. Buttercup, meanwhile, flies across the city to the water tank.
Tearing it loose—and spilling all the water over several blocks as she does so—she hauls it along as Blossom watches with great anxiety from the ground.)
Blossom calling overhead) Buttercup, don't! (Buttercup lets fly with the tank in slow motion and scores a direct hit; the turtle is knocked flying and sails over Blossom's head.)
Blossom said looking overhead) Oh, no!
(Cut to an old woman, making her way along the sidewalk on a motorized scooter. She suddenly finds herself in a growing shadow.)
Narrator: It's headed right for that senior citizen! (She tools along as the turtle and water tank descend on her. Just before impact, cut to Blossom.)
Blossom small voice, covering her eyes) Oh, no!
(A crash shakes the camera. The turtle is now out cold on the ground. One of the scooter's tires rolls away from it and stops in front of Buttercup.)
Buttercup said Oops. (The old woman pops her head out of the tire after a moment.
Director said alright we can keep it in
The girls are sitting in their beanbag chair up in their room.
Blossom said "Well, girls, I think we've learned a very important lesson."
Bubbles(Leans back too far and sinks into the chair, up to her ankles): "MUUUMPH!"
Director said "Cut!"
Bubbles(Wiggling her feet) "Whoever made these chairs is a total motherf-f-f-f... FAILURE!"
Take 2
Blossom said "Well, girls, I think we've learned a very important lesson."
Buttercup(Leans back too far and sinks into the chair, up to her ankles); "OOOMPH!"
Director said "Cut!"
Buttercup (Mumbling under her breath): "Oh cut yourself, you bast-"
Take 3
Blossom said "Well, girls, I think we've learned a very important lesson."(Leans back too far and sinks into the chair, up to her ankles) "UMMMMPH!"
Director said "Well, since we are about to move on to the next episode, can we cut?"
Blossom (Disgusted): "You selfish son of a... Fine."
Director(To cameraman): "Hmm...maybe after this the monsters shouldn't have speaking roles except on certain occasions." Cameraman: "Capital idea, sir."(Hesitates.) "Uhm, by the way, sir, if I may ask, please, do you know the name of that Mexican restaurant where Him had lunch?"
Director(Nonplussed) said "Well..yes, but why?"
Cameraman said "I wanted to know which one to avoid."
Him(In background): "BUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAP! 'Scuse me."
Directore said alright Girls Once more and Blossom it isn a Lesson" alright" and roll it
Buttercup (voice-over) Phew!
(Dissolve to the exterior of the house and zoom in slowly.)
Buttercup said (from inside house) I'm glad that's over. (stammering slightly) Uh, hey, Blossom, I'm sorry about fighting with you.
(Inside, the girls are crashed out in beanbag chairs.)
Blossom said Me too. You know, we're lucky to have a sister like Bubbles, who was only trying to remind us that we're a team.
Buttercup: said Yeah, and that any personal differences we've got shouldn't stop us from saving the day and stuff.
Bubbles giggling) For all my hard work, I should be the leader!
(This catches her sisters flat-footed. After a moment, all three laugh.)
Director said that was sweet Girls" that was a Keeper" cut
A nod to a blooper reel commercial for Kim Possible.
Rebecca and Mojo are walking down the sidewalk when they see the Amoeba Boys standing on a street corner across from them.
Mojo said "Ahh, the Amoeba Boys. For a moment there, I thought it might have been someone." Rebecca: "Or perhaps three pepperoni pizzas gone moldy!"(The two share a laugh over this.) Bossman(Blankly): "You...do know we're right here, don't you?" Bossman: "All right, now show us the orange."
Skinny said "Duh, sure thing, boss."(Reaches behind his back and holds up a peach.) "Huh?"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2
Bossman said "All right, now show us the orange."
Skinny said "Duh, sure thing, boss."(Reaches behind his back and holds up a watermelon.) "Oops."
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3
Bossman: "All right, now show us the orange."
Skinny: "Duh, sure thing, boss."(Reaches behind his back and holds up a jar of pickles.) "Duh, hey, what gives?"
Mayor(walking by): "Oh, there it is!"(Takes the jar of pickles.) "Thank you very much for finding this for me."(The Amoeba Boys stare blankly as he leaves.)
Director said "Cut!"
Bossman(Takes a jar of pickles and drops it on the ground): "Littering."(The jar smashes on the ground. Moments later, the Mayor walks up to him with a glare in his eye.) "Uhm..."(Blushes and sweats profusely) "Sensing his error, our hero slowly steals away into the night..."(He and the other Amoeba Boys then run away.)
Director said "Cut!"
The Amoeba Boys, sick with a cold, slug through Townsville Park, coughing and sneezing. As they pass by Mojo JoJo's observatory, the germy fumes emanating from their mouths seep into Mojo's window. Mojo: "Ahh...ahh...CHOO! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!"(As he repeatedly sneezes, he begins to get a nose bubble that gets bigger with each sneeze, until it finally bursts.) POW! Director: "Cut!" Mojo(Weakly): "Ohh...Why me? Why always me?"
Blossom looks through the professor's microscope and sees a microscopic chicken
Chicken: "Buck, buck, buck, buck."
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2
Blossom looks through the professor's microscope and sees a microscopic elephant
Elephant: "Ahh-reww!"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3
Blossom looks through the professor's microscope and sees a microscopic dog.
Dog "Wuf, wuf!"(Wags his tail.)
Blossom(Perplexed): "Uhm, professor, is this...a dog?"
Professor said "Yes, Honey. It's a new breed I've bio-engineered called the Germ Shepherd."
Director said "Cut!" let try it once more Pleas
Professor said Sick. I know. I'm already working on it. (Camera follows him across the lab, the girls behind him.) I've managed to isolate the virus, but it doesn't conform to any virus ever documented. I believe it's a new strain. (They stop at a microscope.) Have a look.
(Extreme close-up of the eyepiece as Blossom leans down to peer into it. Through the microscope, we see many small copies of Bossman. They laugh evilly. Cut to her as she looks up from the eyepiece.)
Blossom said Professor, those look just like the Amoeba Boys.
Director said Cut" thank you two
Blossom throws a weak punch at Bossman and hits him, knocking him over.
Bossman "Ooof!"(Falls to the ground.)
Director said "Cut!"
Blossom said "Is something wrong, sir?"
Director said "You're not supposed to actually hit him. It's funny!"
Blossom(Skeptically) said "Really?"
Director said Blossom let try it once More Please" alright"
Blossom: (sighing) All right. If we do this, then...will you come home?
Boys: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We promise.
Blossom said All right. Let's...get 'em, girls.
(What follows is truly the most pathetic fight sequence in the history of this or any other animated series. Blossom floats wearily up to a grinning Bossman and directs a weak backhand toward him. It comes nowhere close to actually connecting. Next, she touches him lightly.)
Bossman said Yow! (He throws himself backward and splatters on the ground.)
Director said that was fine"
The Amoeba Boys are standing outside the professor's house.
Bossman(Angrily): "I told ya we shoulda' taken the jar a'pickles...-I mean the ORANGE!"
Director said "Cut!"
Skinny(Scratches his head): "I thought we did take the jar a'pickles..."
Rebecca said "If the Amoeba Boys were any more of a compresence, they'd be invisible."(Jokingly turns to an empty space.) "Right, boys?"(She and Mojo share another laugh.)
Buttercrush Bloop
The Gang Green Gang walk through a playground and pass by a ball lying on the ground.
Ace(Sticks his head into the frame): "Oops, was that our cue?"
Director said "Cut!" Once more please Kids on Set
The Gang Green Gang walk through a playground and pass by a dodgeball lying on the ground in the park. The Gang walks into view from the right; all except the one with the shades keep going until they move left. He stops at the ball and clears his throat loudly, and the others quickly back up to join him. When he speaks, he sounds like your typical juvenile delinquent—mean and disrespectful.)
Ace said Well, well! (Turn down to the ball at his feet.) What do we have here?
(He picks the ball up and holds it. Three little kids come up and look up at the group pleadingly.)
Kid: (stammering) Excuse me, mister…but…can we have our ball back?
Ace said Mister? (spinning ball on finger) You're talkin' to Ace, kid. There are no Misters here…at least, I don't think so. (to dwarf) Um, Lil' Arturo, is your name Mister?
(Lil' Arturo sounds very much like Señor Wences when he opens his mouth. He laughs for a moment, then cuts himself off sharply.)
Lil' Arturo said No.
Ace said (to the fat fellow) How 'bout you, Big Billy?
(As soon as Big Billy speaks, it instantly becomes clear that he will never get into MIT.)
Billy said Duh—no.
Ace: (to hunchback) Grubber?
Grubber said Pbbbbpppppbbbbbt! (Loosely translated: "Not a snowball's chance.")
Ace said Yeah, I thought so. (to the pointy-nosed fellow) Hey, is your name Mister, Snake?
(Snake speaks with a pronounced hiss and a forked tongue.)
Snake Laughing) Yes-s-s. (Ace punches him for giving the wrong answer.) I mean no.
Ace said Sorry. You three are way off track. (Long silence.)
Kid said Well…can we have our ball back anyway?
Ace said Oh, sure. (holding it out) Why not?
(Instead of handing the ball back, he bounces it off the faces of all three of them, knocking them to the ground. They lie shaking fearfully in the Gang's shadows.)
Ace said mock pity) Hey, boys!
Snake, Arturo, Billy: What is it, Ace? (Grubber blows a raspberry with them.)
Ace said I don't think these kids are having' fun.
Lil' Arturo laughing) You want us to show them how to have fun?
Ace said Yes, Lil' Arturo. Let's show them how to have fun…Gangrene style!
(Snake grabs hold of a merry-go-round with two kids on it and spins hard, sending them flying. Grubber sinks his teeth into a tire swing and shakes it and its occupant back and forth like a dog worrying a bedroom slipper. A jungle gym is crushed when Big Billy falls on it.)
Big Billy said Jungle gym.
(Lil' Arturo is in the sandbox with a kid.)
Lil' Arturo said Hey, look at this! (He throws sand into the kid's face, causing him to cry. A girl on the swing set suddenly finds herself in Ace's hands. He pushes hard enough to wrap the swing's ropes around the top crossbar and tie her to it. Close-up of a kid playing with a toy airplane; a hand—Snake's—reaches into view and gives him an incredibly painful wedgie. He is hauled into the air, screaming for mercy and getting none. Pull back to show the entire Gang laughing over this and the rest of the chaos they have caused.)
Direction said and Cut thank you"
Timmy said Arturo Mom Know about you how doing your Homework" on time "
Ace(Pleading): "Whadda ya say, girls? Will ya forgive him? Will ya? Please?"
Deanna(Traipses up next to him and gently rubs his shoulder): "Aww, there, there, Sweetie, it's okay."
Director said "Cut!" once more and Action
Ace said And I know deep inside my heart that he would never do anything like that ever again. (Back to him.) What do you say, girls? Will you forgive him? (taking Buttercup's hand) Will you? (Extreme close-up.) Please?
(Pull back. Buttercup looks beseechingly at her sisters, who still seem unconvinced. Long pause.)
Blossom said reluctantly) Okay.
(Buttercup smiles at Ace. Extreme close-up of him again as he tips his shades.)
Ace said Thank you. (He winks; Buttercup's face softens as if she has just found Mr. Right.)
Director said wonderful"
The gang are standing around a soda machine; Little Arturo is carrying a watermelon.
Ace: Now this has gotta be worth at least one soda-huh?"
Director: "Cut!'
Take 2
Arturo is now carrying a small porcelain poodle.
Ace said Now this has gotta be worth at least one soda-whaa?"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3
Arturo is now carrying a jar of pickles.
Ace: Now this has gotta be worth at least one-"(He's cut off sharply by the Mayor, who's just happening by.)
Mayor said "There you are, you elusive little rascal!"(Takes the jar.) "Now, how do you suppose that jar keeps getting lost?"(The gang just stare blankly.)
Director said "Cut!" one more time action
Billy: (turning around, sadly) Big Billy no get soda. (Close-up of Snake at the coin slot.)
Snake: I think she needs moneys-s-s. (Cut to Arturo, pointing up at a vase on a stand.)
Arturo: This Mesopotamian vase is probably worth a couple of bucks.
(Extreme close-up of the coin slot.)
Ace Said Slip it in right here, Arturo.
(Side view of the machine; Arturo walks into view, carrying the vase over his head, and smashes it against the slot. Back to the tour group; the camera shakes. The girls turn around to look; back to the Gang. Arturo is now holding a mummy and making as if to insert it.)
Ace said Now this has gotta be worth at least one soda.
Directory said cut that is a Keeper"
The gang and Buttercup are sitting around a table at the gang's hideout. Snake sits in silence, staring at Buttercup.
Snake(Frantically): "I'ssssss can't take it anymore, she's a Powerpuff Girl! She'sss good, we're bad, the museumsss, punchingsss, painssss, hurtingssss..."
Annoyed, Buttercup throws a punch at Snake, then bursts out laughing.
Buttercup Laughing "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, can we take this over, please?"
Director said "Cut!"
Take 2
Snake(Frantically): "I'ssssss can't take it anymore, she's a Powerpuff Girl! She'sss good, we're bad, the museumsss, punchingsss, painssss, hurtingssss..."
Buttercup throws another punch at him, but bursts out laughing again.
Buttercup(Sitting in a heap on the table): "Ha, ha, ha! I'm sorry, let's take it again, please."
Director said "Cut!"
Take 3
Snake(Frantically) said "I'ssssss can't take it anymore, she's a Powerpuff Girl! She'sss good, we're bad, the museumsss, punchingsss, painssss, hurtingssss..."
Buttercup throws yet another punch at him, but bursts out laughing yet again.
Buttercup(Lying on her back on the table, kicking her feet in the air): "Ha, ha, ha! EdhI just can't do this..."(Ace and Snake stare at her blankly.)
Director said "Cut!" Buttercup please pull yourself toghter" now let this again and Action
Snake said (frantically) I's-s-s can't take it anymore! She's a Powerpuff Girl! She's good, we're bad! The museums, punchings, hittings, hurtings!
(Buttercup socks him.)
Ace said Sweet move, Buttercup. (Back to the other three.)
Arturo said laughing) Yeah! Smooth move! You should hang out with us! (Back to Buttercup and company.)
Snake said woodenly) Yes. Please. Hang out.
Director said Cut that was better"
The gang are vandalizing a broken-down car, save for Snake, who's behind the wheel, pretending to drive it. Ace hands Buttercup a baseball bat; Buttercup reels back for a mighty swing as Snake protests, upon which she spins around in a circle and falls to the ground.
Buttercup said "Oof."
Director said "Cut, it's not funny unless somebody gets hurt."
Snake(Stares in astonishment) said "Yousse can't be ssserious."
Take 2
Buttercup swings the bat hard, hitting the back of the car and causing it to go careening away.
Snake said "WHOOOOOOAOOOOOA!"(Car crashes into a wall.)SMASHH!
Director said "Cut!"
Snake(Weakly) said "I-I'm okaysss. Reallysss."
Take 3
Buttercup swings the bat hard, hitting the car toward the cameraman.
Snake said "WHOOOOOOAOOOOOA!" CRASHH!
Stagehand said "Ow! My face!"
Cameraman said "My butt!"
Buttercup(Shocked) said "Ohm gosh, what have I done?!"
Director said "Cut!"
Snake(Weakly) said "Oog, I'm okaysss..."
Direction said Buttercup once more
Buttercup, who is standing next to him. She jumps in front of Snake, holding the bat; he tries desperately to wave her off, but she pays no mind. She hits the car; the others watch as it sails over the horizon, carrying Snake.)
Direction said whoe that is a Keeper well done Buttercup" that was much more put toghter"
Ace and Buttercup leap into the air, then flop to the ground.
Ace said "Oof!"
Buttercup said hey "Ooch!"
Ace(Perplexed) said "Wh-hey, where'd Billy go?"
Billy(Enters the stage, eating a sandwich): "Mm, sorry, guys, I was on lunch break. Is this my cue?"
Director: "Cut!" Billy your Lunch break was over" an hour ago" let try it again" Action no Talking from Eith of you alright"
Buttercup sad fine
(Cut to Ace and Buttercup, bouncing into view and then falling again. Turn down to show them jumping on Billy's gut, using it for a trampoline.
Direction said Cut that was more Smooth"
Grubber(On phone): "Ahem, ahem,"(Speaks in Professor Utonium's voice) "Oh, hello. I'm Buttercup and my foot got caught in a conveyor belt at the city dump."
Director: "Cut!"
Take 2
Grubber(On phone): "Ahem, ahem,"(Speaks in the Mayor's voice) "Oh, hello. I'm Buttercup and my foot got caught in a conveyor belt at the city dump."
Director: "Cut!"
Take 3
Grubber(On phone): "Ahem, ahem,"(Speaks in Mojo JoJo's voice) "Oh, hello. I'm Buttercup and my foot got caught in a conveyor belt at the city dump."
Director said "Cut!" Grubber once more we are running out of Secen time for the Girls"
Grubber said right right the Girls"
Director said and Action
Back to the bedroom. A telephone rings o.c., rousing the two girls from sleep.)
Blossom said nudging Bubbles, pulling covers over head) Bubbles…get the phone.
(Pan left slightly to show the phone on the nightstand by Bubbles' side of the bed. She picks up the receiver.)
Bubbles said sleepily) Hello?
(Back to Grubber. He clears his throat a few times before speaking.)
Grubber said high voice) Oh, hello. I'm Buttercup, and my foot got caught in a conveyor belt at the city dump. I'm afraid I'm stuck. Help me! (He hangs up. Back to the bedroom.)
Bubbles said sleepily) Okay. Bye-bye. (away from the phone, top volume) BUTTERCUP'S IN TROUBLE! (This wakes Blossom up in an instant.
Director said Cut that was wonderful Bubbles we are keep that Yelled scene in" you have an set of lungs.
Blossom and Bubbles fly over to the dump and swoop down to the conveyor belt.
Blossom Said "Don't worry, Buttercup,"
Bubbles Said "We've got-Huh?"(She cuts herself off sharply upon noticing April Franklin standing there.)
April Said "Why, hello, girls."
Snake(Climbs down from the junkyard magnet he's piloting and walks up to them): "April? But where'sssssss Grubber?"
His question is promptly answered as Grubber enters the stage, eating an ice cream cone.
Grubber said "Pthbbht, thbhht, tbbht, ptbhht, tbhhbht?"("Oh, I'm sorry, was this my cue?")
Director said "Cut!" Grubber please once more"
Grubber said alright
Direction said and action
Grubber: (high voice, Help me! Help me! My foot is stuck!
(Blossom and Bubbles land next to the figure and reach out to pull it loose.)
Blossom Said Don't worry, Buttercup.
Bubbles said We've got you!
(The figure stands up and turns around—it is Grubber in a Buttercup dress, with his hair done up to match hers. He has lured Buttercup's sisters right into the Gang's trap.)
Grubber said Pbbbbbppppt!
Director said cut that was much better"
Buttercup flies up to Blossom and Bubbles, who are trapped in blocks of metal.
Blossom(Seriously) said "Buttercup, what's been going on?"
Buttercup(Sadly) said "I'm sor-s-sorr-WAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOO!"(She lets out a typhoon-like sneeze that blows the stagehands over.)
Stagehand One said "Ow! My face!"
Stagehand Two said "My leg!*"
Stagehand Three said "My butt!"
Buttercup (Shocked) said "Ohm gosh, I did it again!"
Director said "Cut!" let it again" Buttercup but without the Sneeze alright" it seem like you still are over you Little Cold" okay and Action"
(She charges in; with a single blow, she lays the four out flat. Now she moves in on Ace.)
Ace said Buttercup, I'm innocent! The boys, they put me up to it! Honest!
(She lets him have it over and over again, including a flying kick that gives him a bloody nose. To finish him off, she backs up and delivers a crushing punch; Ace falls backward, his face reduced to pulp. His shades fly off and sail through the air in slow motion, finally landing in front of the girls. Long silence.)
Blossom said Buttercup…what's been going on?
(Another long silence. Finally, Buttercup hangs her head.)
Buttercup said I'm sorry. (She throws her arms around her sisters in their cubes, who smile at her.)
Director said and cut" and Print" that was Wonderful
A small reference to SpongeBob.
Bell said well i hope you enjoy it uh oh past my bedtime well bye for now see you all in the Next episode with my Sisters"
and if you want Octi Evil to be Made into a full episode just asked"