Up on the cliffs above the cave where Angel and the Dalmatian family were, was an old enemy. One that Dante specifically hated. It was Bessie the Cow. Summer had said she was in Peru, but somehow she managed to come back to Cornwall and now she spied on the family while chewing some grass. "Well, that City Rubbish just had to come back. Well, I'll show them that there not welcome on my turf! I may have dealt with their crap the last time they visted, but I will not tolerate it this time!" She slunk back into the bushes.
Angel was still a little sad after what happened, so everyone decided to pitch in to try and cheer her up. Even Chris and his bros also decided to help. First, they took Angel out to the water to go for a little swim. She got in and the pups doggy paddled next to her. "See, this is fun, huh?" Asked Dylan. "I guess..." Angel moped. She was kind of like Eeyore from Winnie The Pooh. Deepak tried next. He attempted to start a water fight. He splashed water in her face. "PHHHHH! OH! PTOO! PHF!" She spluttered. "Uh oh!" Deepak play acted. "I shot water in your face! You should get me before I do it again!" Angel said nothing. She only splashed a little water. "Huh? That wasn't bad at all! Angel, ae you ok?" Deepak asked. "No. Dimitri really hurt my feelings." Deepak understood. "I know. He really messed up your aura and your happiness." He hugged her. "You'll be okay Angel. I'll make you happy. Just wait and see." Angel managed to crack a little smile. Deepak's tail wagged happiy behind him.
Next, DJ took Angel to a local show. The band was a crazy rock band screeching about politics. "C'mon Angel! Bang that head that dosen't bang!" DJ said, banging his. He put up the goats. Angel threw one up and not banged, but bopped it. "It's a start." Thought DJ.
Delilah had a little chat with Angel about why the Dimitris were so mean: they were raised to be punks by some idiot on the TV, and well they became what they are now: mean, cheeky pranksters with a gangster attitude. She hugged the teen and said everything would be alright. She then took Dimitri 3 aside and scolded him greatly, even after Dylan had yelled at him. He was grounded for a month. He explained that he apologized to her, but Delilah refused to unground him. So, he went with Dimitri 2 and 1 to try and figure out what to do. Angel was seated on a beach blanket with Da Vinci and Leo with her.
Bessie was behind them with a stinkbug in her hoof. "Now, to place this here," She put the bug by Leo Labrador. "And to watch Stinkmageddon happen!" She chckled to herself. She ducked behind the rocks. But, the bug wouldn't spray. "WHAT?!" SHE exclaimed. She snatched the bug. "WHY AREN'T YOU SPRAY-" It sprayed it's stuff on her. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! UGH! I'VE BEEN SPRAYED BY A STINKBUG! BLEGH!" She ran off, groaning and yelling.
Angel sighed heavily. Dimitri's 1 and 2 decided to sing a parody about them. They had Chris and his bros with him as instruments and they were singers. "Hey Angel, dry those tears, were gonna make you happy. This is a song about us. Ready?!" She thumbed them up.
("The Dimitris" parody of AC/DC's "Go Down" from "Let There Be Rock". All rights to AC/DC and Albert Productions Records. I wrote this song.)
(Intro)
(Verse 1)
Dimitri 2: We are, we are the Dimitri Trio!
Pullin pranks since we were, young puppies in blue.
And Clarrisa can't tell us off, and niether, can Dolly!
(Dolly rolls her eyes)
We'll only rebel and prank more,
And ruin your lives to!
(Up an octave)
We got our own star on the Walk Of Fame,
and everyone else to.
(Up another octave)
Were gonna prank you every single day!
It's what we do!
(Chorus)
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRI!
(TRIO!)
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
(Watch out...)
(Verse 2)
(Regular voice)
We live next door to, Bluey Heeler
And we prank her and her friends almost, every single day. (WHAO!)
They scream, "Get out or, we'll call our parents!"
We only laugh and say, "You'd better watch your tones:
(Up an octave)
Da Vinci will come and paint your face,
DJ will beat you down!
(Up another octave)
And we'll come over and finish you off!
With blows to your face!
(Chorus)
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRI!
(TRIO!)
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!
(Were coming for you!)
(The Dimitris say random things about pranking and scream)
(Bridge)
They got really super mad,
THE BLEW TO LIFESIZE BITS!
(Outro Chorus)
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRI!
(TRIO!)
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
DIMITRIS!
(Awesome guitar and screaming)
DIMITRI TRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
(Ends)
After the song, Angel came to them and patted their heads. She felt a little better, but not to much. Dimirtri 3 took a deep breath. "Angel," He began. "Once again, I'm SUPER sorry for snapping at you. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" Angel thought. "Cna you take me to the top of the Lighthouse?" She asked. "Done!" He exclaimed and he dragged her over there. They scurried across the beach, opened the door and climbed up the winding stairs to the top. Angel carried Dimitri by the back to the top and they reached it very ot out of Angel's hands and he opened the door for her and they stoo an saw the bueatiful sea and sun. "Wow!" Angel said in awe. "This is so bueatiful!" Dimitri 3 smiled. "Yeah? Well, I figured since you like looking at the sun, I knew would like this." Angel bent down. "I forgive you Dimitri 3. Thank you for making things right." And with that, she kissed him on the cheek. He blushed. "Aw shucks." He said.
Besie saw this. "Ok, tranqulizer in the gun, ready to kill that blasted Dimitri mutt!" She pulled the trigger and the dart swooshed out of the barrel towards Dimitri's butt. But the dart riccocheted off the metal and it stabbed into Bessie instead. "Oooooooo! I'll get those-" She fell asleep. It would last for half an hour.
They came down from the lighthouse and Angel was in a better mood. She placed him down and he ran off with 1 and 2 to play some more. "I can see you're better." Leo said, coming next to her. "Yeah, Dimitri was really sorry. He hit it out of the park." Leo chuckled. "I guess he did." Angel patted Leo's head, despite the cap on there. She went th the shoreline to see Dizzy and DeeDee making a sandcastle and saw Deepak riding on a flamingo floatie out in the sea. "YAHOO!" He yelled. He was having a blast, she could tell by the big grin on the yoga pups face.
Bessie had a metal beam in her hooves and she took aim at the beach. She planned to throw it and flatten Dante like a pancake! "One for the money, HERE WE GO!" She called. She chucked the beam at Dante, who was chilling by an aumbrella listening to some black metal on his Ipod. The beam recoiled on the umbrella and it was launched the other direction and it flew suprisingly fast. And like a spear, it whacked Bessie in the face, knocking her teeth out and flinging her into a pile of manure! She spat some out. "MANURE! I HATE MANURE!" She yelled.
Dante took out his earbuds and looked at the umbrella. It was out of place. His Bessie senses started to tingle badly. "BESSIE'S HERE!" He hollered. "Oh Dante, don't be ridiculous." Dylan said. "I swear to Dog she's up there, plotting some kind of plan of vengence and she's about ready to destroy us ALL!" He yelled. "Dante! Dante! Calm down. Breathe." Angel soothed. "Ok... she's up there." Everyone looked at each other, asking themselves if they wanted to believe him or say he was a psychopath. The decided to believe him. And as usual, Dylan tried to persuede them into saying nothing is there.
The "MANURE! I HATE MANURE!" thing was from the 1989 film "Back To The Future Part II". And yes Leonardo, I know Bluey wsen't a thing back in 2013, but cartoons existed even before their show was made. Bluey was alive and dealing with the Dmitris WAYYYYYY before the events of "Bluey".