The Misadventures of Hyperdimension Peashy

Episode 52

by Derald Snyder

On the streets of Leanbox City, Peach was walking with her fiancee Adrian after eating breakfast at the local restaurant. The blonde ex-soldier was still a little bummed at her attempt to cook breakfast herself having gone up in smoke, literally. (Hope it's not a bad omen for the rest of the day...) she thought to herself.

But alas, it did seem like it was going to be one of those days, as a punk suddenly barreled toward the duo, barely avoiding a collision as they quickly stepped apart to allow him through. "Hey, watch where you're going, buster!" Peach yelled after him...

"Stop, thief!" Another voice cried out, Peashy turning just in time for a man to collide with her and fall to the ground, though the blonde managed to keep her balance. Said man was clearly military, wearing a camouflage vest and having his hair in the standard military buzz cut, looking to be of hispanic descent. He looked up at the woman he'd run into, black eyes going wide at seeing Peach's D-cups. "Uh... whoa..."

"Ten-hut!" Adrian cried sharply, the man immediately jumping to his feet and standing at attention. "Name and rank, soldier!"

"Sir!" the man saluted. "Corporal Daniel Rodriguez, 54th unit, medical officer! That man just went and stole my defibrillators!"

"He did?!" Peach looked behind her. "I'll go after him!" She immediately took off running in the direction the thug had gone.

"Wait, Peashy!" Adrian called after her, to no avail. "Ugh... Corporal, you're with me! We'll use my Jeep to try and cut him off at the pass!"

"Yessir!" Rodriguez nodded. "Er, but who are you, sir?"

"Petty Officer Adrian Johns, 81st unit."

"Adrian Johns? You're the Leanbox Ninja Warrior grand champion?! It's an honor to meet you, sir!" the corporal vigorously shook his fellow soldier's hand.

"Thanks, I guess," Adrian sighed. "Anyway, let's get going after that thief!"

"Stop, thief!" Peashy yelled as she spotted the mohawked thug. "Drop those de-fib-u-lators!"

"Aww, shit!" the thief groaned as he saw a muscular woman bearing down on him. "Just when I thought I lost that other punk!" Shoving past some bystanders, he turned down a side street, Peach in hot pursuit... As he ran at full speed towards another 3-lane road, he was forced to stop as Adrian's Jeep suddenly cut off his escape!

"Freeze! Leanbox Army!" Adrian declared as he and Corporal Rodriguez pointed their assault rifles in the thug's direction.

"Oh, come on!" the mohawked man yelled in dismay, quickly jumping into a nearby alley to evade the soldiers, but then a large spear imbedded itself in the asphalt in front of him, forcing him to screech to a halt, looking up...

"I think not, miscreant," stated a familiar green-haired woman with purple power-symbol eyes and E-cup sized breasts.

"Yahhh!" The thug cried in fear. "Y, You're Green Heart, aren't you?!" He was then grabbed from behind by Peach, dropping the defibrillators he'd stolen.

"Gotcha, bastard," the blonde growled as she restrained his arms, panting slightly. "Thanks for the interception, Lady Vert."

"I happened to see you chasing this man while I was doing an air patrol," Green Heart explained. "Speaking of which... By the authority invested in me as Leanbox's CPU, I hereby pronounce you under arrest for theft of medical equipment and resisting arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?"

"Y-yes ma'am!" The thug nodded vigorously.

"Alright, let's go!" Peach said as she painfully made the punk march back toward her boyfriend's Jeep, while her boss retrieved the defibrillators. "Just so you know, I happen to be Lady Vert's personal bodyguard..."

"NOW you tell me!" the thug groaned in despair. "Just my luck..."

"Well, it was lucky for me," Daniel snarked as Peach shoved the thief into the back seat. "Maybe this'll teach you crime doesn't pay, comprende, señor?" He then looked over to see Green Heart floating over to them, his eyes going wide as they locked on her ample bosom. "Uh, whoa..."

"Hey!" Adrian slapped his fellow Army soldier upside the head. "Show some respect to your goddess, Corporal!"

"S-sorry, sir!" Daniel grunted. "I'm just, uh, not used to seeing such, um, big... y'know..."

"...Well, nice to know you're not a pervert," Peach said as she unconsciously crossed her arms over her own bosom.

"I understand," Vert said as she reverted her transformation, her bust shrinking down to D-cup size. "Perhaps you'll find me slightly less... overwhelming now. Anyway, I believe these are yours," she held out the stolen defibrillators.

"Y-yes, thank you Lady Vert," Rodriguez bowed his head as he accepted them. "Sorry about earlier... I just, I never thought I'd meet you up close and personal..."

"Me neither," the thug grunted from the back seat. Although he was no longer restrained, he didn't dare try to escape for obvious reasons... especially after Vert sat on the other side of him from Peach.

"So, we'll drop this thief off at the police station and get him booked, then I'll take you back to base, alright?" Adrian stated.

"Yes, sir," Daniel nodded in agreement. "Mucho gracias for helping me out... My CO would've given me an earful for getting my defibrillators stolen..."

"No problem," Peashy smiled.

"Anytime," Vert concurred. "A CPU always has to serve their people, after all..." Addressing the thug, she then said, "And I hope that after you've served your time, that you'll stay on the straight and narrow from now on..."

"Y-yes ma'am, Lady Green Heart!" The punk said with a shudder, before muttering under his breath, "And to think I'd love being sandwiched between two hotties at any other point in time..."

The others laughed at the thug's remark as the Jeep went on it's way...

*Episode 52- End*