A surprise package? Hacker was naturally suspicious of such things. Being the universe's most infamous villain meant you couldn't be too careful filtering your inbox for Trojan horses.
The package was enormous, nearly as tall as he was and much wider. Whatever was inside was concealed behind copious amounts of wrapping. He tore off the wrap to find... a children's toy?
A large plush purple horse like the ones in Sensible Flats complete with a saddle. Had someone delivered it here by mistake? That would've been the logical assumption if he wasn't the one borg within a hundred cybermiles. It was a handsome animal in any case.
He gave the toy's ears a pat before subtly yanking it from the doorway into the Wreaker. Finders keepers...