"Well, this is the place."
Junko and Mukuro were waiting by the park to meet The Mask. Mukuro was in her regular clothes while Junko was dressed in a leopard print coat.
"Y'know, I should have set up a proper time for him to meet us," Junko said with a pout. "Guess I can't analyze every situation, huh?"
"Junko, The Ultimate Analyst is our sister Ryoko."
"I know, I know. Just picked up some tricks from her and all that."
Suddenly, a green blur zipped past the two sisters, causing them to spin out of control before stopping and finding themselves in each other's clothes.
"Hey! What the hell?!"
"It wasn't me, Sis!"
The green blur then zipped by them again and after another cartoonish spin, their clothes had switched back. As the sisters tried to regain their bearings, a skidding was heard as The Mask appeared before them, dressed like a French Gentleman.
"Bonjour, Mon Cheri~! We meet again." The Mask said in a flirtatious French Accent. "Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize? I'd like to think so!"
Junko scoffed and dusted herself off. "Well, you certainly took your sweet time. You know just because I'm a natural-born model doesn't mean I don't like wasting good make-up!"
"Sis, please..." Mukuro sighed.
The Mask grinned and twirled as he caught Junko and brought her down in a dip. Mukuro gasped when a second Mask with 'Love Double' printed on his face grabbed her in a similar hold.
"Kiss me, my loves, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise!"
Mukuro kneed The Mask in the groin, causing him and the double to let go of her and Junko as the double disappeared in a poof of green smoke while The Mask let out a small gasp before turning to the readers.
"She is so coy. I LUV IT!"
The Mask recovered and stood up straight, waxing his mustache.
"Our love is like a deep red rose. And I am a little THORNY."
Junko cackled while Mukuro's freckled cheeks went red at the comment.
"Je t'adore. Je t'window. I don't care!" The Mask cackled as he jumped back and reclined on a bench, patting the open space for the sisters to sit down with him. Junko finished her laugh as she sat down, Mukuro shyly following suit.
Unbeknownst to the three, Haiji, his damaged arm now in a cast and sling was spying on The Mask in order to convey any weaknesses. He was not going to let what happened at the Coco Bongo go while lying down and now he was after revenge.
"I've got eyes on the target. Wait for my signal and we'll surround him."
The Mask whipped out a cigarette and offered it to Junko and Mukuro, who politely shook their heads. Shrugging, he took a drag from it himself before blowing out a smoke heart and then put a finger to his nose and snorted out a smoke arrow through the heart.
"You're a total riot!" Junko giggled. "I haven't laughed like that in a long-ass time!"
The Mask smirked as he slid up to the Ultimate Fashionista. "Indeed, darling. And now, like Napoleon Bonaparte, I will divide and conquer~!"
"Hey, don't forget the second-best prize!" Junko said as she pulled Mukuro over. "You wanna screw me, ya gotta screw my sister too. We're a packaged deal!"
"Sis..." Mukuro said, her face going red as The Mask grinned playfully. However, before anything could be done, Haiji and the Towa Security Force came out.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU GREEN-FACED PSYCHOPATH!"
"Merde!" The Mask cursed as Junko and Mukuro fumed in annoyance that the moment was once again ruined by the Towa Group.
"Freeze!" One of the security personnel said as The Mask did just that, freezing solid like an icicle.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"You told me to Freeze!" The Mask said in a frozen stiff tone.
"Alright, alright, Unfreeze!" The Mask did just that, thawing out instantly and falling to the floor. "On behalf of the Towa Group, we're placing you under arrest."
"No, it wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!" The Mask said with an innocent smile before standing up, sizing Haiji up as the Towa Scion backed up a little, flinching slightly as he remembered the events of the Coco Bongo.
"Alright, alright, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad, GLAD I tell ya!" The Mask said before getting down on his knees and clasping his hands together. "What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?!"
"Sorry, it's not my department. But I'll take great pleasure in whatever you suffer, you freak." Haiji sneered.
"Let's search him just to be safe. Don't want a repeat of the Coco Bongo." One of the security personnel said as he and the others began searching The Mask, who looked undignified.
"Where's a camcorder when ya need one?"
"Haiji, what the fuck is this?!" Junko asked angrily as she stomped over, the Towa Scion giving the Fashionista an annoyed look.
"This man is wanted for robbery, mutilation, and assault. You should know that better than anybody."
"Well, considering the kind of people you and your family are, he was probably justified." Mukuro pointed out as Haiji growled.
"Don't talk about my family like that. You may be Hope's Peak alumni but the Towa Group is still something you don't want to mess with!"
"The Towa Group can bite the dimpliest part of my juicy fat ass!" Junko barked. "That guy is a beautiful specimen of pure, beautiful, unpredictable chaos!"
"And that's exactly why we're arresting him!"
As Junko and Mukuro argued with Haiji, the Towa Group security squad were increasingly befuddled at all the stuff they kept finding in The Mask's pockets.
"Really big sunglasses...Bike horn...Small-mouth bass... wow!
"Bowling pin..." A snap was heard, followed by the security pulling out a mousetrap that clamped on his hand and winced. "Mouse Trap..."
"Rubber chicken..."
"A little to the left... that's it." The Mask said with a smirk.
"Stress Relief Squeaky Toy...Funny eyeball glasses..."
"I've never seen those before in my life." The Mask said with fake indignance.
"Bazooka..." The security personnel gasped when they pulled out an FIM-92 Stinger.
"I have a permit for that." The Mask said innocently.
"Picture of The Chief's wife..."
"What?!" The Chief of Security exclaimed as he saw the picture of his wife in a rather raunchy dress.
"MARGARET! YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"Geez! I figured you had a sense of humor. After all... YOU MARRIED HER!" The Mask taunted. Before the Chief could retaliate, he was slapped multiple times by The Mask, who then whisp[ered into his ear.
"That's gotta hurt!"
"Oh, you're in deep shit now!" Junko laughed as Haiji gasped, only to then have his underwear pulled over his head.
"WEDGIE FOR THE CHESTER!" The Mask said, taking a million pictures on a smartphone he pulled out of nowhere before sending them to every social media site in existence. "I expect OVER 9000 followers within the next hour!"
With that, The Mask picked up Junko and Mukuro on his shoulders and zipped off out of the park before closing the entrance gates and barricading them for good measure after gently setting the sisters down.
"Uh, guys..." Mukuro said as The Mask turned around after finishing with his barricade to see the entire police force of Towa City had gathered, aiming their guns at him. The Mask let out a scream as his skull, eyes, and tongue comically flew out of his face before pulling themselves back in.
"You will release your hostages and let yourself be arrested!" One of the policemen said through a megaphone.
"Hey, screw you! He's with us!" Junko snapped, only for macarena music to begin playing as everyone saw that The Mask was now dressed like a maraca dancer and, as he was dressed for the part and the music was being produced from seemingly nowhere...he danced and sang.
The Mask: They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat.
When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.
When I start to dance, Everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
The police began unconsciously moving to the beat as The Mask continued to sing.
The Mask: The senoritas they sing and they swing with terampero-
It's very nice, so full of spice.
And when they dance in they bring a happy ring that era keros-
Singin' a song, all the day long.
So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom.
Junko grinned and began singing along.
Junko: He's really a modest guy, although he's the hottest guy
In Havana, in Havana.
"Sis!" Mukuro said in surprise as Junko began dancing, followed by the police as they were enchanted by the dancing.
The Mask: Si, senorita I know that you would like to chicky-boom-chick
It's very nice, so full of spice.
I'll place my hand on your hip, and if you will just give me your hand
Then we shall try - just you and I. I-Yi-Yi!
Junko and The Mask stood atop one of the police cars, The Mask holding her in his arms before she playfully slapped him lightly across the face to the rhythm of the beat.
The Mask: So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you chick-chicky-boom,
Chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom
The Mask then gathered all of the police force in a conga line as Haiji, who had managed to pull his underwear off his head, managed to get over the barricade to see what was going on as he stared in absolute disbelief.
Finally, for the finale, The Mask gathered everyone in a quick jazz dance before finishing with a finger gun gesture and a flirtatious wink before grabbing Junko and Mukuro and beeping like the Road Runner before blitzing off.
"I swear if it's the last thing I'll do...I'LL FIND OUT WHO YOU FUCKIN' ARE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Haiji snarled in anger as the police recovered from their enchantment to look around in confusion on what just happened.
The Mask stopped back at the dormitory house of Hope's Peak as he set Junko and Mukuro gently down before fixing himself up.
"Well, not exactly how I was expecting the night to go but you sure showed us a good time." Junko chuckled as she dusted herself off.
"I barely got a word in edgewise before everything went absolutely insane." Mukuro sighed as her younger sister playfully slung an arm around her shoulder.
"Come on, Sis! Don't tell me you didn't enjoy it~!"
Mukuro blushed slightly and averted her gaze but that was all Junko needed to see to get her answer. The Mask then sighed as his normally manic face was now one of softness and slight guilt.
"I can't keep lying to you guys..."
"Huh, what do you mean?"
The Mask said nothing, only grabbing the back of his head and then pulling as if removing a rubber mask, screaming in pain as the Despair Sisters were shocked to see it was none other than Ben when he de-transformed.
"Wait...you're that geeky friend of Hinata and Naegi from the Reserve Course!" Junko exclaimed as she pointed at Ben, who sighed as he looked at the Mask of Loki in his hands.
"Yeah...guess I managed to come to the Coco Bongo back then after all."
"Now I realize what was so familiar about you," Mukuro said softly as she approached Ben, who flinched nervously. "I've never felt a man's touch that was so...gentle before."
"Ooooh~! Does my big sis, the Ultimate Soldier, have the hots for a muggle?" Junko teasingly said as Mukuro gave a backhand middle finger while keeping her focus on Ben.
"You know, when Tsumiki and I first met you with Hinata and Sato, I felt like you weren't like other people. You weren't scared of me because of my reputation, you were nervous because...you saw me as a girl, a normal pretty girl you had feelings for."
"W-Well, you're a pretty enchanting girl, what can I say? Not that Junko isn't hot, but...you know..."
"I get it. Usually, Junko is the one who gets all the attention while I stick to the shadows." Mukuro said, a melancholic look on her face. "But you actually saw me...Y-You actually liked me and when you danced at the Coco Bongo...You didn't leave me or anyone else out."
"Well, I just like to see everyone have a good time, y'know?" Ben awkwardly said as Mukuro suddenly cupped her hands around his face, her freckled cheeks a deep red.
"Do you think...I could..."
Ben's face turned equally red and could only numbly nod as Mukuro smiled and pulled him into a soft kiss on the lips. Junko smirked as she was already recording on her phone. After a while, the Reserve Course Student and Ultimate Soldier broke away, breathing heavily as a trail of saliva separated their lips.
"Wow...you're a pretty good kisser."
Ben chuckled awkwardly. "Well, guys like me are usually the best kissers. Because we appreciate it more."
"Hey! Don't hog him for yourself!" Junko said as she pushed Mukuro out of the way before pulling Ben into a lip-lock of her own. Ben went pale as he could feel the Ultimate Fashionista's tongue dominating his own, even as he tried to fight back. Mukuro scoffed and shoved her sister off before kissing him again.
As the Despair Sisters fought over their new boyfriend, The Mask of Loki was just watching all this go down, a camcorder by its side as its carved mouth hole was twisted into a much wider smile than normal.
Next Time: Bonding at Hope's Peak!
Ben comes clean to everyone at Hope's Peak and finds himself joining the Ultimates!