Male Bonding?
Cast:
Kujou Hikaru - Shiny Luminous's brother - age 13
Dorodoron, Tsuchimonji Domon - age 28
March, 2014
"Rematch!"
Hikaru shouts, as the match ends in his victory. Dorodoron sighs, but presses the button on his controller to challenge again. They choose their fighters and another match begins.
Midway through the match, Dorodoron sets the controller down.
"Hey, what's the point of this? You know I can't win."
"I know that. Get back in the game."
"No. I won't. Are you even having fun?"
"Fun?" Hikaru sighs and pauses the game. "That has nothing to do with this."
"They what are we playing for? Games are supposed to be fun."
"Look, my Sis told you about our parents, didn't she?"
"Only that she doesn't remember them."
"That's all there is to know. Sis doesn't remember them, and I never knew them at all. That doesn't bother me, but it bothers her. And it means that I'm the only one who can look out for her."
"Dude, I love her. Do you think I don't want to take care of her?"
"Somebody has to make you sweat!"
"What."
"It's a man's job, right? We haven't got a father. Kaneda is cool and all, but he's a cousin by marriage and a little too chill for this. That means that if anyone's going to put you in your place, it has to be me. Me. You understand? I'd say I'm a pretty good soccer player, but you're twice my age and huge. If I'm going to kick your ass, it'll have to be at games."
"Dude, that's nuts. If you're gonna make that much no sense, I should be allowed to get drunk."
"No drinking. Pick up your controller."
Dorodoron rolls his eyes, but does as he was told.