Obnoxious Adult Sibling
Cast:
Sasorina, Sadou Rina - age 28
Sadou Keima - Rina's brother - age 22
April, 2015
"Big Sis! Give your brother a-"
Rina slams the door shut and locks it. She walks away from the closed door, only to nearly collide with the same suntanned and baby-faced young man that she has just locked out. A cool breeze wafts in through the open window.
"Sis, aren't you glad to-"
"Stop. Freeze." She pokes an accusatory finger into his lamentably broad chest. "Keima, I swear... If I lose my security deposit because of your nonsense, they will never find your body."
"I didn't break anything I can't fix."
"How reassuring," she deadpans.
"I've got whiskey. Good stuff."
"...I'm listening."
"I figured, on account of my first paycheck at my new job, we could drink together as siblings. Maybe catch up a little?"
"A job. You."
"I know, right? But it turns out Grand Printemps Boarding School is starting equestrian classes this year, and they need somebody to take care of the horses. You know how good I am with horses. It's basically my dream job!"
Rina sighs. "Let's just start drinking before I regret this even more."