Author's note: [chapter revised in 2019] You're still here! I must be doing something right, then :o) Congrats – and pretend croissant – to LaurieM who guessed who sang "Every Picture Tells a Story". Yep, Rod Stewart, from the soundtrack of Almost Famous, a film I really love.

Disclaimer: Stephen Sommers owns and developed The Mummy and The Mummy Returns; the characters, places, some situations are his creation. Some things I did make up, but every character here is fictitious, and doesn't have anything to do with any person, living, dead, or in-between. Who knows.

FAIRY TALES AND HOKUM

Chapter 2: Every Picture Tells a Story

"So that's your office? I must say, I'm impressed, old boy."

"Knock it off, Jon."

The room was tiny and rather stuffy, and Jonathan had to wait a while before Tommy could find a spare chair, in this case a collapsible with a cloth back. The mess was indeed impressive – you couldn't see even a little bit of desk under all the huge, dusty files lying on it and all the loose sheets. All around the desk, the path was more or less cleared, but you still had to be extra careful not to step on books and files of varying shapes and sizes. The whole floor was cluttered up by cardboard boxes, some still held shut by adhesive tape, most of them open; as Jonathan peeped into one, he saw various items wrapped in protective paper.

Despite the messy aspect, Tommy's office gave an overall cheerful impression, helped by the sunlight pouring in through the window, high up the wall. Dust danced in the rays and didn't seem to be willing to settle anywhere.

"Sorry for the shambles, mate," said Tommy, rummaging through the papers on his desk and starting to tidy everything up. "They made me move in here only a week ago, I haven't had time to clean it all up."

"Don't worry about that. I've seen worse."

Tommy's head shot up from the desk, glancing sheepishly at Jonathan. "Y'know, when I told your sister I was one of the chief agents… Well, I might have overstated the thing a lil' bit."

"No! You're not serious, are you?"

Tommy growled at Jonathan's smirk, and Jonathan fell silent, letting his eyes wander here and there. They finally came to rest upon the only thing that seemed tidy enough – a dozen old-looking books resting on a set of shelves.

Jonathan left his chair to get a proper look. Some of the books came directly from the British Museum, and looked as if they were borrowed from the archives – old and worn, with leather covers slightly frayed along the edges. Not to mention the dust. And they smelt like escapees from the City of the Dead.

"I say, that's some collection you've got yourself here," said Jonathan amazed as he read the date of print of a particularly shabby-looking one. "My God… Evy would go spare if she saw this."

"I'm sure she would," Tommy said, emerging from the layers of paper and straightening himself up. "I just love these kinds of old books, you know; there's a feeling about them you just don't get with more – 'recent' ones. Now, where'd I put that bloody –"

"Looking for something in particular?"

"Yes," Tommy sighed as he dropped on his chair, only to jump up and remove something before sitting down. "I'm sure what little I've got on Hamunaptra is lying 'round somewhere in a folder – can't seem to find it."

Jonathan put the book he was holding back on its shelf and looked at the desk, his hands in his pockets. "No wonder."

"Oh, that's gonna help for sure, Jon," muttered Tommy. Jonathan was about to retort something when his eyes stopped on a small picture on the desk. It was the framed photograph of a woman he recognised quickly enough: the freckled face with a round nose and pointy chin, the mass of frizzy hair and the sweet, candid smile could only belong to one person.

"Hey! Isn't that Elizabeth McAllister?"

An uneasy sort of smile crept up on Tommy's lips. "Yes, that's her – 'cept her last name hasn't been McAllister for some time now."

Jonathan stared at him blankly for a full minute. Now this, of all things, was unexpected.

"You mean, she's – you're –"

Tommy nodded, still smiling.

"How long –?"

"That'll make it twelve years in October."

There was a moment's silence, during which this piece of news sank in. Elizabeth McAllister had been a cousin of a common friend, Arthur McAllister – a tall, gangly fellow with glasses constantly perched on the bridge of a long nose, rather absent-minded but altogether likeable. She was a year older than them, and went to Somerville. Jonathan and Tommy (who were quite inseparable by that point) had spent the second half of their first year pretending to woo her, with her entire approval as it deflected her family's pressure on her shoulders about finding a suitor.

Lizzie had been kind-hearted and shy, somewhat sheltered, and definitely not as courted as she deserved to be; she was a smart girl, sweet, and funny when she wanted to. And they used to make her laugh – she had a nice laugh.

Months of light-hearted fun had gone by, followed by about a year or two somewhat less light-hearted when most of their friends went out to war and they didn't, choosing to finish their degree instead.

This happy era had ended when Lizzie had joined up as a nurse in late 1915. Unlike Tommy, with whom Jonathan had managed to keep in contact until he and Evy had moved to Egypt half a dozen years later, she had seemed – to all intents and purposes – to vanish, swallowed whole by history.

Perhaps, if he had been the marrying kind, or a little more reckless and a little smarter, he could have got serious about it and asked for her hand. But twenty years old had seemed ridiculously young to get married, and after the war Jonathan had made it his business to be as carefree as he could to make up for 1917 and 1918.

Problem was, he was now forty-one, and most people that age were supposed to be settled. Evy was younger than him, and Rick and her had been married for eleven years now. And Tommy and Lizzie, having found each other again, had been together for a dozen years, and he had a picture of her on his desk. Why, they must even have children.

If it'd been anyone else, Jonathan might have been jealous, but he just couldn't be. The memories, pleasant though they were, belonged in the past. Tommy was a decent fellow, Lizzie a nice girl; they deserved each other. He had had his chance, lost it, and there was no getting back what wasn't anymore. Petty jealousy was simply irrelevant there.

"That's great news, old chap," he finally said, with a heartfelt smile. "Congratulations. Wish I could have seen you in a morning suit, though."

Tommy beamed in return, obviously relieved, and Jonathan felt a pang of annoyance. Did Tommy really think that he was going to be mad at him for that?

"Thanks, Jon. You know, that… that means somethin'."

Dammit. It was still impossible to be thoroughly annoyed with Thomas Ferguson. He may retain his rotten luck, but he still had that innocent look on his broad face that fooled even the most sceptical of all. Even one Jonathan Carnahan.

A somewhat awkward silence passed. Jonathan was glad to end it when he spotted a folder under his chair and bent to take it for a closer look. "Here – wasn't that the one you were looking for?"

The file was very thick, with a hard cover, and it was held shut by an old belt. On a little bit of yellowish paper was scribbled, 'Hamunaptra, City of the Dead – Reign of Seti the First, XIX Dynasty.'

Tommy crossed the room in two strides and all but snatched the file from Jonathan's hands. "That's it! That's the one." His old enthusiasm was back in his voice. "I haven't looked at it in years, guess it's been buried under a ton of other things."

"You can keep it if you want. It's not that urgent, Evy can wait a bit."

"No, take it – just be sure to give it back before tonight, someone could ask for it… Though nobody's asked for it in years, so I can't see why someone would just now. Except for Hamilton, but even him –"

"Hamilton?"

"Charles Hamilton, my immediate superior. Odd guy, very thorough, very clean. Might be a very likeable fellow if someone took the umbrella off his arse, but that's just my opinion… Well. Fact is, I'm not really supposed to show that file to anyone, but as it's you and Dr O'Connell…"

Jonathan couldn't help but chortle. Tommy looked at him curiously.

"What're you laughin' at?"

"Oh, nothing, really – just the whole 'Doctor O'Connell' business. Funny thing to hear someone speaking in so high terms about my baby sister… especially you."

Tommy shrugged and said with a grin, "Well, get used to it. Seriously, mate, I've heard of her since I was offered this job at the Research Department, and that was, what – ten years ago or so. Discovering Hamunaptra wasn't such a big deal, I bet loads of people must've managed that in centuries past, poor buggers, but –"

Jonathan, whose first sight of the ancient City had been the skeletons and dried-up corpses of previous adventurers, gave a grim smile. Yes, indeed. Loads.

"– But she, her husband and… and you actually got out. Remind me to ask you how you did it someday, 'cause I still have trouble believing it."

"I bet you haven't heard half of the story," said Jonathan as a sly smile sneaked back on his lips.

"I hope you'll tell me some time, then. This and that weird stuff with the Scorpion King two years ago."

Jonathan opened his mouth, quite taken aback. "How d'you know about that, for cripes' sake?"

"We, Mr Carnahan, know everything," Tommy said with a mock smug grin, which he then dropped to finish, sounding almost embarrassed, "Well, not quite everything, I guess. In fact there's still some huge blanks in the story."

"Blanks you'd like me to fill, eh?" Jonathan chuckled. "I get it, Tommy old chap. I'd tell you the whole story anytime."

Tommy's right eyebrow shot up. "Anytime? That would include now?"

"Didn't you say you had work to do?"

"'Work to do'? Man, this is what I work on! Gathering pieces of information, I mean. Can I take notes?"

"Yes, sure," said Jonathan, a little bit dumbfounded. "All right, you'd better take a seat, because this is going to be long…"

"And you told him the whole story of what happened at Ahm Shere?"

"And Hamunaptra, too. He already knew the main lines, anyway."

Evelyn shook her head. Jonathan could be a wonderful brother at times, but one of his major faults was and always had been his complete inability to keep a secret the way it should remain – secret.

"I can't believe you did that, Jonathan."

"Oh, come on Evy, please trust me on this one, will you? Tommy's reliable. He's a decent bloke."

His blue eyes were almost pleading, and Evelyn found her anger ebbing. The only times he had proved so persuasive were when he tried to cover up for one of Alex's most foolish stunts. Though she could never admit it, such an attitude was very endearing, in a cheeky, annoyingly efficient sort of way.

Then there was this file. She couldn't decently stay mad at him when he had been thoughtful enough to borrow it for her from this Ferguson fellow. And to tell the truth, she was positively dying to see what it contained. She couldn't wait to get home to open it.

"Jonathan, it's very touching to see you standing up for a friend, but you must admit that so far, the people you have entrusted with our, ah – family secrets – haven't proved very 'reliable', have they?"

"Tommy is, Evy. I swear. And he works for the British Consulate, in case you've forgotten."

"Oh…" Evelyn sighed, about to give in, "if only this was a guarantee of safety…"

"Just because What's-his-name of the British Museum woke our mummy again and bollixed things up last time doesn't mean Tommy's not 'safe', old mum. Please –" and there he stopped her in her tracks and looked at her in the eye, "– believe me."

Aw, dash it… It was still impossible to remain angry with him. She never could resist this unique mix of fake innocence, thoughtless cheekiness, and sincerity somewhere in the middle.

"All right, all right – quit pestering me, and I won't bother you about this Mr Ferguson anymore."

"Promise?"

"Yes, that's a promise."

Jonathan's 'persuader' expression turned into a dangerous smile, one that his sister knew only too well. As a rule, it meant trouble was on the way.

"That's nice, Evy, because I asked him if he wanted to see the diamond while it's still here in Cairo –"

No exception to the rule today, it seemed. Evelyn was flabbergasted, but she said nothing… She had promised, after all.

"– And we agreed that a few minutes wouldn't hurt, and it's still my diamond in a way, a little – I mean, I know I sold it and everything, but I haven't looked at it in ages and –"

Evelyn let him talk until he ran out of words and finished on a rather lame, "And, well, I – I was hoping you could intercede on my behalf, you see…"

"You don't have to ask me," she said in a deliberately colder voice. "You'll have to see the curator for that. I wish you good luck convincing him."

Jonathan's face dropped.

"Evy, please! You're my sister! I've hardly ever seen this bloke, you're –"

"I'm far more gullible, is that what you meant to say?"

"No, it's not – that's – cripes, Evy, all I'm asking for is two words to the curator from you. Consider it payback for Tommy, he might've got into trouble lending you this secret file for the afternoon."

The file. She'd almost forgotten it. Although Jonathan's last sentence sounded a little like emotional blackmail, ugly as the word was, Ferguson had indeed seemed pleasant enough the day before. There was a cultured man, with a proper job – something of a change from the dubious company Jonathan usually kept – who respected and admired her work. She hadn't heard praise such as he'd given her in quite a long time. And he trusted her enough to lend her this file.

"Well," she said eventually, very slowly and reluctantly, "I suppose I could talk Dr Hakim into letting the two of you in the diamond's room… Not alone, of course, and only for a few moments. I'll see tomorrow if –"

She started when her brother kissed her on the cheek, beaming.

"Dear, sweet Evy, you're the best sister any decent fellow would ever dream of."

"Oh, come off it," sighed Evelyn, who couldn't help but smile all the same.

They found the house empty: Rick had taken Alex to the bazaar downtown. Evelyn quickly sat down on the sofa and carefully put the file on the coffee table in front of her, while Jonathan disappeared into the kitchen. She didn't wait for him and opened the folder.

It contained mainly sheet after sheet of paper covered in tiny scrawl, and as she ran her eye over them she could tell it was a report of sorts, with dates, names, and more or less precise directions. There were newspaper cuttings, some of them quite old, and also some sepia photographs. She was leafing through them when Jonathan put a cup of tea on the table and sat beside her, a tumbler in his hands.

"So? Have you dug some stuff up already?"

"I guess so, yes… I didn't know Lord Carnavon had worked on Hamunaptra as well…"

"Good thing he kept it quiet, one curse as cause of death is well enough – didn't need two," quipped Jonathan. Evelyn elbowed him and picked up another set of pictures. Her brother's eyes widened.

"Evy, that's – that's us!"

He was right. Though the photographs were old, blurred, and of rather bad quality, the figures on it were unmistakable. They must have been taken shortly after Hamunaptra, because Evelyn saw some shots of Jonathan with his left arm in a sling, and several of herself and Rick, arm in arm, both their faces shining with sun and laughter. She remembered how it was, back then – the slight awkwardness between them, the happiness fluttering in her stomach each time his hand brushed against her, even by accident; it had seemed to her that she was constantly walking on a little cloud, inches above the ground, silly as this comparison may sound.

Of course, she had got down from this cloud long ago – but reality had not been as harsh as her school friends had once told her. Rick was a wonderful husband, and there was never a second of boredom between them. Even after eleven years of marriage, he still took every opportunity to seduce her. Not in the romantic, literary way, with tête-à-têtes and candlelight, but something in the way he looked at her over the table, the twinkle in his eye that was for her and her alone never failed to make her melt. And after all these years, he still managed to make her blush, too. Of course, she protested, saying that it was absolutely ridiculous for a thirty-six year old woman to blush; but he'd just laugh softly, his rich chuckle sending shivers down her spine and making her feel as if she were twenty-five again.

Jonathan often said some people were born lucky. Hers was another kind of luck – she may not have a 'proper' social life like acquaintances of hers in London had, but the four men of her life, namely Rick, Alex, Jonathan, and Ardeth – in a very slightly lesser extent, as she saw him fairly rarely – were the four people she loved most, and they were wonderful. Lady Maria Evans and her circle of snobby friends would never know how it felt to die and being brought back to life by her eight-year-old son and her brother. She would never know the overwhelming smell of gunpowder, the ache you get in your shoulder from the recoil, the deafening noise, how it felt to be kissed awake by a three-thousand-years old mummy – but then, had Evelyn been able to, she would have gladly skipped this part. Ew.

"I say, Evy, do you think they'll mind if we took a couple of photos to put them into frames?"

Jonathan's voice drew her back from the memories, and she looked at the pictures in her brother's hands. There was another one or two of Rick and her, one of the three of them – in the streets of Cairo, by the look of it – and a full-length one of Jonathan alone, his hands in his pockets, his nose in the air, and a curious look on his face. There was something funny and rather sweet about this one which matched the involuntary subject's general attitude: offhand, ironic, foppish, forgetful, but altogether loyal and kind. Evelyn was indeed tempted to keep it, as Jonathan had suggested.

"I agree that some of those would be worth it," she said, smiling. "But maybe you'd better ask your friend first –"

An odd thought crossed her mind at the mention of Tom Ferguson. When she had met him the day before, he had clearly shown that he didn't know Jonathan had been a part of the Hamunaptra expedition. But it just would have taken a look at the contents of this file to know that his former schoolmate had been involved – his full name was written in black and white, and the photographs were faithful enough. Besides, Jonathan had not changed that much over the years.

"Jonathan, I've just thought of something – Tom knows this file, does he? I mean, you told me he's been working in the Department for ages, so he must have read it at some point, right?"

"I suppose so, yes. And your point is?"

"Well, perhaps I'm just being silly, but why didn't he know you were at Hamunaptra? Your name and your face are all over these papers, look…"

Jonathan frowned slightly, and bent to look at the sheet she held out for him. There was an account of that night so long ago in the Sultan's Casbah that had started it all, and it was just as Rick had told her when she had asked how her sticky-fingered brother had managed to steal his puzzle box.

"Whoa, Evy… there's a fair amount of details in there." She saw his eyes dart from the top to the bottom of the sheet; then he exclaimed, "Oh, of course! That Casbah barman, what's his name again… Oh yes, Musa. I bet he was the one who gave them such a precise account. Can't believe he still held that grudge after –" he looked at the top of the sheet again "– two years. Resentful git. It was only a little fight."

Evelyn didn't know what made her insist, but she ignored his last remark and continued. "You see? He could hardly miss you. And yet he seemed to ignore completely your part in the trip to and from Hamunaptra. By the way, my name was Carnahan at the time, not O'Connell. I don't understand why he looked so surprised to see that his famous Dr O'Connell and your bossy little sister were in fact one single person – it's just not logical."

There was a short silence, during which Jonathan seemed to ponder her words. Then he turned to face her, and to her surprise, there was something like anger in his voice when he said, "You're really something, you know, Evy. Stubborn as a mule, I'd say. I told you Tommy was a decent fellow, I mean – you met him, he's not some sort of conman or something!"

"I'm not saying he is, Jonathan," Evelyn said gently; she had not expected this kind of resistance at all. "I'm merely pointing out a fact. You must admit that it does look a bit odd, doesn't it?"

"Well, don't point. Fact is, you can't admit that I know someone that you don't, who's smart, trustworthy, who works in the same stuff as you, and who also happens to be a damn good fellow to drink with."

Evelyn raised her eyebrows. "What exactly are you talking about?"

"Just what I've said. Leave him alone. I don't understand why you're nagging about him. Besides, Tommy adores you – you should hear the way he praises you to the skies."

"I'm not nagging. Honestly, Jonathan, from the little I've seen of him, I like him well enough – he seems to be good company, a funny, cultured, clever fellow. And I'm flattered to hear that he thinks so highly of me. But rationally and logically speaking, there are some tiny details that bother me."

She had spoken and chosen her words carefully, not wanting to start a row. She hated being at odds with her brother when he wasn't the one who had started it – it made her feel uneasy and oddly guilty. He had been her only family for a long time, after all, and neither was likely to forget it. They shared something special.

Anger faded from the bright blue eyes, and Jonathan's expression turned into something that looked remarkably like a pout.

"Can't you just leave these out for me?"

Evelyn almost laughed. "I won't say I'll forget it, but I won't pester you about it anymore. Just – I know I'll sound silly again, but don't be angry with me for that. I don't like it at all when you are."

This time, the usual smile was back on her brother's face, and he sank back into the sofa, his half-empty glass still in his hands. "Ah, come on, Evy – that was silly indeed… You sounded like a kid. Don't worry, I'm not angry with you… I'm just annoyed that the one time I haven't done anything, and I mean anything, you still find a way to be suspicious."

Of course, when you put it that way… Evelyn could understand Jonathan's touchiness, and respected his faith in his friend, but still. It was only a few minor things, but the logicaal, scientific part of her mind was puzzled. Of course, it could just be that Tom Ferguson had a bad memory – she had never seen a folder so dusty, so she supposed he really hadn't opened it in a long time… She'd find a way to chat about it with him some time. Casually, of course, in passing.

Maybe it was her instinct. Or maybe it was just her curiosity. That particular trait had been said many times to run in the family, and Evelyn was forced to recognise that it had proved true in many occasions.

Especially when it came to herself.

Notes:

I have a lot fun writing scenes with Evy and Jonathan. I absolutely love their interaction in TM, and it was something I missed slightly when I watched TMR. When I write them I can't help writing with my memories of TM in mind. It's also fun to imagine Evy, having grown from the girl she is in TM into the self-assured, brilliant woman, wife, and mother, inches from running the British Museum in TMR, being childish enough to bicker with her brother. Both Carnahan siblings are big goofs in their own way, Evy just hides it better :P