The Ghost Of Baked Goods
Cast:
Bassdrum, Ohta Torao - age 29
Ohta Ai - Cure Honey's sister - age 22
June, 2017
Torao and Ai are married. A few days prior, they had their wedding. It was a beautiful day, and everything went off without a hitch.
Almost.
After catching the bouquet, Cure Princess punched out her boyfriend. And so Shirayuki Hime is single again.
But that does not matter to the newlyweds, who have flown away to a beachside cabin for their honeymoon.
At this moment, however, they are not swimming or having a romantic walk on the beach. They have done those things already, and other things, and soon enough they will do all of those things again.
Right now, the newlyweds are in their cabin's kitchen. Right now, Ai is baking a cake. Getting ready to bake a cake. Sorting ingredients and preheating the oven. Torao... only watches.
"You know, you don't need to cook. We could order in. Even if it is a cake, we could order it in."
"It's a little too late to say that after I've already started, Torao. Why don't you help out?"
Torao shuffles his feet, but makes no motion to assist.
"If you're not going to help, then sing something for me. Something happy."
"Something happy?" He takes a deep breath, then begins: "Uninstall, uninsta-"
A cloud of flour hits him in the face, and Torao coughs for several moments. After he recovers, he looks himself over.
"Oh my... I look like a ghost."
His wife giggles. "You do look like a ghost!"
Torao raises his arms over his head and begins to advance. "The ghost of baked goods is coming to haunt you!"
"Eek, stay away!" She shrieks playfully, running from the room.
He pursues.