Yoshi and Birdo, Does it matter?

by PhoenixStormJr

Hello reader! This story is about how Yoshi and Birdo first met. It is intended to be a very sweet and cute story about the couple, while also answering any questions like the transgender stuff or why Birdo was working for Wart. I will include religion so if you don't like that please don't read it. This is NOT intended in any way whatsoever to make transgender people feel uncomfor

10. Chapter 10 Finally the bad guys

If you've read this far I truly appreciate it! From here on out it will get a lot more interesting. I haven't even shown the main villains yet. But from here on out it will be more of an action story with a bit of romance rather then mainly romance. I can't wait to start it. I'm going to include King Boo, Wart, Bowser, the authorities, Mario and Luigi. And A WHOLE BUNCH OF FIGHTING! Thank you SO MUCH for reading this far!

Well I had a whole class off so I got through a lot earlier than expected...

Chapter 10 Finally, the bad guys

(While Yoshi is sleeping with Birdo, Mouser is talking with Wart. Yes, I ripped part of this from Super Mario Bros. Super Show. This is a pretty short chapter. The fighting will start soon though.)

Mouser: "Wart! I have some terrible news!"

Wart: "I hate terrible news! And I hate the guy who brings it more!"

Mouser: "Did I say terrible news? I meant great news! Wonderful news! You'll love it!"

Wart: "Alright spit it out!"

Mouser: "Yoshi rescued Birdo after Mario Beat him and paid for his surgery!"

Wart: "You IDIOT! That's bad news!"

Mouser: "Wait! I didn't get to the good part! Yoshi payed to unseal his mouth birth defect and Birdo blew all of our secrets!"

Wart: "YOU IDIOT! THAT'S TERRIBLE NEWS!"

(Wart picks mouser up and throws him across the room.)

Mouser: "Ow."

Wart: "Now you tell me how to stop them THIS INSTANT!"

Mouser: "Uuuuuuuuh we could kill them?"

Wart: "Is that a question or an answer?"

Mouser: "Question your highness!"

(Wart takes out his stick and beats Mouser.)

Mouser: "OW OW OW! I MEANT ANSWER!"

Wart: "How are we going to do that?"

Mouser: "Uh... What is Yoshi afraid of?"

(Wart raises his stick)

Mouser: "I meant I know what Yoshi is afraid of!"

Wart: "What!?"

Mouser: "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

(Wart Raises his stick and beats him)

Mouser: "OW KING BOO!"

Wart: "Excellent! What a perfect plan I came up with!"

Mouser: "If I'm not mistaken it was my plan your highness."

Wart: "Only I can make plans. Anyone else making a plan is treason!"

Mouser: "My mistake your highness"

Wart: "Wait a second! Birdo is a wind Yoshi! He practically has the entire poltergust AS HIS FACE! That's a stupid plan you made!"

Mouser: "But you told me only you could make plans!"

Wart: "I only make the good plans. You only make the bad ones. Now think of something else."

Mouser: "What if we attack his parents when Birdo isn't there? Jewel is a red fire Yoshi and Happy is a green speed Yoshi!"

Wart: "Great idea! Glad I came up with it."

Mouser: "Sir, it was my ide-"

Wart: "I'm throwing you to the lions."

Mouser: "NO IT WAS YOUR IDEA!"

Wart: "That's better. Now it's late. Coming up with these plans is exhausting"

(They go to bed)