Boshi: "Hey! Ain't that?"

Ruby: "Look who the unlucky victims are! It's Yoshi and Birdo eating together like a couple!"

Boshi: "Let's go make it hard on em!"

(Boshi and Ruby walk up to Yoshi and Birdo.)

Boshi: "Well well well. Look who it is! Are you two on some sort of gay date or something?"

Yoshi: "Leave us alone! GRRRRR!"

Ruby: "Think your grow scares us? OOOOH! I'm SOOOOO SCARED (mockingly) Whatcha gonna do huh? I'm an ice yoshi, the natural weakness of speed and dark blue Boshi is a fighter yoshi! Come on pal!"

Yoshi: "I gonna fight and beat you!"

Birdo: "I no want Yoshi to get hurt! Please Yoshi just eat and ignore them! I wanna play with you so just eat! I no wanna watch a fight!"

Boshi: "Oh yeah! *play*. He wants to play in bed! Too bad ya ain't gonna get any kids though! It takes a girl to do that with you!"

Yoshi: "THAT DOES IT!"

(Yoshi gets up and swings at Boshi who easily dodges his punch. Ruby spits ice at his feet freezing him. Yoshi tries to grab Ruby but just falls on the floor because his feet are frozen.)

Ruby: "HAHA! The little wimp thought he could hurt us aaaaaw! (mockingly)"

(Birdo starts breathing heavily. Her belly is growing)

Birdo: "Get out! NOW! Both of you!"

Boshi: "Aw! Yoshi's boyfriend is taking up for him! What are you gonna do WIMP?"

(Boshi grabs Birdo by her shoulders and throws her to the floor.)

Boshi: "I'll teach Yoshi to fear me!"

(Boshi reaches under his shell and takes out a pocket knife and heads towards Yoshi. Birdo's belly is getting HUGE by this time.)

Ruby: "I'll hold him!"

(Ruby grabs Yoshi and freezes his hands together.)

Birdo: "NO!"

(Birdo blows as hard as she can against Boshi. He drops the knife and flies towards the wall putting a dent in it. Birdo while still blowing picks up the knife. She walks towards Boshi and her belly is finally out of wind. She grabs him by the neck and holds him against the wall.)

Birdo: "I'll make sure you never bully ANYONE AGAIN! Cause you'll be DEAD!"

Yoshi: "Birdo stop! That not right!"

(Birdo looks angrily at Boshi with the knife in her hands. She looks back at Yoshi then back at Boshi.)

Boshi: "Fine! You! Ruby! Off Yoshi. NOW! Or I not be so kind!"

Ruby: "Yes sir! Oh"

Birdo: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?"

Ruby: "MAAM MAAM SORRY!"

(Ruby let's go of Yoshi and gets up slowly backing away.)

Birdo: "And as for Boshi, don't EVER use a knife on MY YOSHI again!"

(The clerk rushes in)

Clerk: "Both of you, OUT OF MY RESTAURANT NOW!"

Yoshi: "Us!?"

Clerk: "I've never seen anyone cause so much trouble in my life!"

Birdo: "THAT LITTLE BEAST TRIED TO USE A KNIFE ON YOSHI!"

Clerk: "Either get out or I'm calling the police!"

Yoshi: "Whatever! Come on Birdo! In this world the bullies are the good guys!"

Birdo: "But-"

Yoshi: "Birdo, it not worth it. Let's go."

(Yoshi and Birdo walk out. Birdo, still being mad, had her muscles still flexed)

Birdo: "Whatever! Those two make Birdo SO MAD!"

(Yoshi was blushing. He was thinking: "Wow. Birdo have swyer syndrome but that doesn't affect strength. Swyer girls are just as strong as normal girls... I GOT SAVED BY A GIRL!... Those muscles are giant though.")

Birdo: "Yoshi?... something wrong? Don't worry about those dummies!"

Yoshi: "No... It not them."

Birdo: "Why Yoshi blushing?"

Yoshi: "ME GOT SAVED BY A GIRL! Swyer syndrome doesn't affect strength!"

(Birdo smiled. "Yoshi thinks I'm a girl... And he embarrassed about me saving him? No one ever honored me that much. HE IS SO CUTE!")

Birdo: "Aw. It alright! That stupid Ruby is an ice yoshi, the weakness of speed. There no way Yoshi could've won!"

Yoshi: "But Birdo's muscles are just so big though!"

Birdo: "Well. Me had to fight to work for Wart. They not all that big."

(Yoshi flexed his arm and compared it to Birdo's)

Yoshi: "Yes they are!"

Birdo: "Well I also a bit older then Yoshi!"

Yoshi: "By ONE YEAR!"

(Birdo thought: "Having big muscles is cool, but not childish. Yoshi want a childish girl! This not good!")

(Yoshi was thinking the exact opposite: "Birdo cute when she wanna be and fierce when she need to be! She cared for me so much! Maybe that flower game is just a bunch of nonsense! But I not near as strong as her. What if she not like me? But why she care so much for me? Does Birdo like Yoshi or not?")

Birdo: "Well... Some yoshis are just strong like that. I still not act adult! I able to beat Yoshi in the tickling game so easy because I strong! I now gonna use muscles for playing! I not gonna be grown up! Yoshi no need to worry about me not being silly!"

Yoshi: "I not worried about that. Just think Birdo not like me as much for being so weak. I not even able to pick you up to put you on bed!"

Birdo: "Awwwww!"

(Thinking: "Yoshi gets embarrassed just like me! HE IS SO CUTE! I love those red cheeks! Does Yoshi like when I blush? NO I gotta make him feel better! Think about that later!")

"Remember when My tummy growled? Remember when I had cut? Remember when I burped? Or hiccups? Or even the worst the fart? You not care at all about that! I no care about strength! It nothing! Let's go home and play with the pillows!"

Yoshi: "Thanks Birdo!... You really not care that I so weak?"

Birdo: "Not at all! In fact I like it. CAUSE ME GONNA BEAT YOU IN PILLOW FIGHT!"

Yoshi: "LET'S SEE... Where mama?"

Birdo: "She said she be here at 10:00. BUT IT NOW 11:00!"

Yoshi: "Mama never late like that! Something must be wrong! Birdo, get on Yoshi's back! We gotta go home NOW!"

(Birdo jumps on Yoshi's back and Yoshi runs off. Little did he know what would happen to his parents...)