I thank my friend LexKixAss for letting me abscond her twins for my story.
Osamu: *kicks his brother* Otouto, our guests have arrived.
Isamu: Ah, so they have. *straightens up and waves at readers* Hello everyone, welcome to Sessy-sama's first (and maybe last) Hyuuga Twins' Omake!
Osamu: Otouto, not everyone reading may know what an omake is, let alone why we're hosting it. Why don't you explain?
Isamu: No problem, Aniki. *waves readers forward and whispers* You see, omake means super-handsome and funny, which is why we're the on–
Osamu: *smacks Isamu and shoves him out of sight* Ignore him. Omake actually means 'extra' in Japanese and in the case of anime and manga–
Isamu: *pops up* Or fanfiction.
Osamu: *rolls his eyes* Yes, or fanfiction, you –the reader– are treated with a little extra tidbit from us. And since these extras are usually comedic . . .
Isamu: Who better to host it than us! The only Hyuugas with a sense of humor.
Osamu: A constant one, at least.
Isamu: *raises hand* Aniki, I've got a question.
Osamu: *quirks brow up*
Isamu: Why, if these are suppose to be extras, did Sessy-sama wait twenty-six chapters before letting us out to play with the audience?
Osamu: *crosses arms and nods head sagely* That's a very good question, Otouto. Well, the most obvious reason is that before now Sessy-sama has had the privilege of making up the entire story, but with the chuunin exam starting and the Hyuugas and their teams becoming a serious part of the canon, she has to go back and re-watch old episodes to make sure what she writes fits in with the events that happen outside the clan, which could take a bit of time.
Isamu: *skeptical* Is that all? She could just wait to post the next chapter like the other times her life got in the way.
Osamu: Well, since she can write on her off hours at work but not watch episodes to help with the next chapter, she got bored. Crack tends to happen when writers get bored. Plus, she's been missing us. We haven't even been referenced since Chapter 22 when I shoved it in your face that you're ~in love~ with Hinata-sama.
Isamu: *redfaced* Aniki! Do you have to mention that?
Osamu: Of course I do. *smiles*
Isamu: And I'm not in love. I just . . . care about her. *looks away*
Osamu: Right. Anyway, Sessy-sama's been missing us and with the chuunin exam starting we won't be appearing again for a while. So she thought what better way to play with us and say 'Hi' to all her lovely readers than to write an omake!
Isamu: You know, Aniki, if we could play nice with others and had stayed on active duty, we could've been helping with the chuunin exam and then we'd have been an active part of the story again. Then Sessy-sama wouldn't have needed an omake.
Osamu: True, but then you wouldn't get to make googly eyes at Hinata-sama every time she leaves and comes home. *makes kissy face*
Isamu: I do not make googly eyes at Hinata-sama!
Osamu: Otouto and Hinata-sama sitting in a tree. K–I–S–S–I–N–G!
Isamu: *hides behind randomly placed rock* I hate you, Aniki. Just wait till you have a crush on someone.
Osamu: You know, that's a good point. *looks up into empty air* Hey, Sessy-sama! Can I have a girlfriend or something? I am sixteen already. Let me at least have a flirt-buddy.
Isamu: *glowers* I hope she ignores you.
Osamu: *smirks* Be careful, Otouto, we're still young, who knows what plans she has for you.
Isamu: *shrinks down* Is there a point to this omake?
Osamu: Why yes there is, dear brother. Thanks for bringing us to it. *clears throat and smiles at readers* So then, since it seems to be a tradition is manga serials and since this story has managed to span nearly ten years now with plenty of characters to play with in and out of the clan, Sessy-sama thought it'd be fun for you, the readers, to vote on your favorite and least favorite characters! If people vote (and don't completely hate the idea of this omake) then we'll get to pop up again later on with the results.
Isamu: *pleads with readers* Don't hate us, we just want love.
Osamu: And screen time.
Isamu: Wouldn't it be 'page time' for us?
Osamu: They're reading us on a computer screen, aren't they?
Isamu: Ah, good point.
Osamu: So vote! We want to come back before the chuunin exam ends!
Isamu: And I'd like to win, so vote for me! At least let me beat Aniki.
Osamu: *smacks Isamu with paper fan* Just for that, if we do come back I'm going to bring Hinata-sama as my special guest.
Isamu: *pouts in corner* I hate you, Aniki.
Osamu: That's okay, Otouto. *turns back to reader* Anyway, Sessy-sama would also like to thank everyone who's been following the story so far. She loves reading all your comments and predictions for the future. She'll do her best to continue to entertain you with our messed up family.
Osamu and Isamu: Thanks for joining us. *waves to reader* See you soon, we hope.
Isamu: *sneaks back in and waves at Lexkixass* Hi, Mom!