King: We lost!

Luz: Think positive!

King: Okay, I'm positive we will get more lost in there.


Hooty: *screaming and hissing at mirror*

Luz: What happened?

King: I don't know, I think he saw himself in the mirror.

Hooty: THERE'S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!

Luz: Just introduce yourself, I'm sure he's nice.


~Gus and Mattholomule've been trapped in the Human Realm together.~

Gus: How are we going to get to right city from here?

Mattholomule: Well, why don't we go down to the elephant lot and rent an elephant?

Gus: Hey, that sounds nice. I never fly on elephant from this realm.

Mattholomule: WE'RE TAKING THE BUS, NITWIT!


Skara: Would you slap your sibling for 1 million snails?

Amity: I would slap my sibling for free.


Eda: I've got a problem.

Hooty: 🎵Nooothing a song won't fix🎵

Eda: MY PROBLEM IS YOU SINGING FOR LAST THREE HOURS!


Eda: When have I ever done anything rash and irresponsible?

Lilith: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.


Luz: But still, isn't that taking advantage of people?

Eda: I see nothing wrong with taking advantage of the stupid.

King: That's why we have Hooty.


Luz: Must you always attack others with words?

Boscha: You want me to use rocks or knives?


Eda: We need a plan to beat Belos.

Edric: Okay, listen up. First, we fill his shoes with wet gryffin food.

Luz:...

King:...

Lilith:...

Willow:...

Gus:...

Amity:...

Emira:...

Edric: Judge me all you want, I get results.


Camila:What are your intentions with my daughter?

Amity: Well, I intend to marry her. Live happily ever after in a beautiful house, and have two kids! No, three. And a dog! Nah, forget the dog. Maybe a cat? And a hamster! Luz love hamsters!


Hooty: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Eda: I've been sleeping with open eyes for the last two and a half hours.

Luz: I got distracted about halfway through.

Lilith: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.


Eda: I need everyone with a pulse and a brain to help out.

Edric: Do you need more help?

Eda: We're good, in fact you can leave.

Edric: Ok, Amity come on.

Eda: No she can't leave I need her, you can take Hooty though.


King: Me and Luz have a plan but we need your permission.

Lilith: Why do you need my permission?

King: Because if something goes wrong, we don't want it to be our fault.