THE SCOUTS GO MARCHING
[Working/Marching song about the Scouts]
[To the tune of "THE ANTS GO MARCHING"]
The Scouts go marching one-by-one, hurrah, hurrah
The Scouts go marching one-by-one, hurrah, hurrah
We slaughter Titans just for fun
The Scouts go marching one-by-one
And we all go marching out
Of the Walls, hurrah, hurrah!
The Scouts go marching two-by-two, hurrah, hurrah
The Scouts go marching two-by-two, hurrah, hurrah
We'll all be dead before we're through
The Scouts go marching two-by-two
And we all go marching out
Of the Walls, hurrah, hurrah!
The Scouts go marching three-by-three, hurrah, hurrah
The Scouts go marching three-by-three, hurrah, hurrah
We're off to face our destiny
The Scouts go marching three-by-three
And we all go marching out
Of the Walls, hurrah, hurrah!
The Scouts go marching four-by-four, hurrah, hurrah
The Scouts go marching four-by-four, hurrah, hurrah
You'll find there is hundred more
The Scouts go marching four-by-four
And we all go marching out
Of the Walls, hurrah, hurrah!
The Scouts go marching five-by-five, hurrah, hurrah
The Scouts go marching five-by-five, hurrah, hurrah
Who knows if we'll return alive
The Scouts go marching five-by-five
And we all go marching out
Of the Walls, hurrah, hurrah!
The Scouts go marching six-by-six, hurrah, hurrah
The Scouts go marching six-by-six, hurrah, hurrah
The people say we're masochists
The Scouts go marching six-by-six
And we all go marching out
Of the Walls, hurrah, hurrah!
The Scouts go marching seven-by-seven, hurrah, hurrah
The Scouts go marching seven-by-seven, hurrah, hurrah
We all stop to pray to Heaven
The Scouts go marching seven-by-seven
And we all go marching out
Of the Walls, hurrah, hurrah!
The Scouts go marching eight-by-eight, hurrah, hurrah
The Scouts go marching eight-by-eight, hurrah, hurrah
We pray that Humanity's Strongest can set them straight
The Scouts go marching eight-by-eight
And we all go marching out
Of the Walls, hurrah, hurrah!
The Scouts go marching nine-by-nine, hurrah, hurrah
The Scouts go marching nine-by-nine, hurrah, hurrah
Safe inside the Walls, they're fine
The Scouts go marching nine-by-nine
And we all go marching out
Of the Walls, hurrah, hurrah!
The Scouts go marching ten-by-ten, hurrah, hurrah
The Scouts go marching ten-by-ten, hurrah, hurrah
Will this ever end, my friend?
The Scouts go marching ten-by-ten
And we all go marching out
Of the Walls, hurrah, hurrah!
I SAW A UNICORN
[Song about the Military Police]
[To the tune of "I SAW A TANIWHA"]
I saw a unicorn,
When playing in the courtyard
He whispered sweetly in my ear,
"Won't you come along with me?
There's such a lot to see.
Inside the Walls of Paradis"
And what did I say?
I said, "Oh no, no, no!
I have to go, go, go
But I know that we could be friends.
My mother is waiting for me
Beside the Holy Three
So unicorn, fare well thee!
GA-GA-GARRISON
[Rhyme about the Garrison]
[To the tune of "BAA-BAA BLACK SHEEP"]
Ga, ga, Garrison, have you any roses?
Yessir, yessir, three full posies
One for the master, one for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane
Ga, ga, Garrison, have you any roses?
Yessir, yessir, three full posies
Ga, ga, Garrison, have you any wine?
Yessir, yessir, three days fine
One for the master, one for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane
Ga, ga, Garrison, have you any wine?
Yessir, yessir, three days fine
Ga, ga, Garrison, have you any russets?
Yessir, yessir, three full gullets
One for the master, one for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane
Ga, ga, Garrison, have you any russets?
Yessir, yessir, three full gullets
Ga, ga, Garrison, have you any Titans?
Yessir, yessir, three tall giants
One for the master, one for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane
Ga, ga, Garrison, have you any Titans?
Yessir, yessir, three tall giants
Ga, ga, Garrison, are you there at all?
Yessir, yessir, we all fall
One for the master, one for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane
Ga, ga, Garrison, are you there at all?
Yessir, Yessir, we all fall
OH, WHAT A RAIN THAT'D BE!
[Jingle about the Fall of Shinganshina]
[To the tune of "IF ALL THE RAINDROPS"]
If all of the blood drops
Were lemon drops & gum drops,
Oh, what a rain that would be!
I'd stand outside with my mouth open wide
Singing, ah~ah, ah~ah, ah~ah, ah~ah, ah~ah!
If all of the blood drops
Were lemon drops & gum drops,
Oh, what a rain that would be!
If all of the skin flakes
Were chocolate bars & milkshakes
Oh, what a rain that would be!
I'd stand outside with my mouth open wide
Singing, ah~ah, ah~ah, ah~ah, ah~ah, ah~ah!
If all of the skin flakes,
Were chocolate bars & milkshakes
Oh, what a rain that would be!
If all of the broken bones
Were caramel & honeycomb
Oh, what a rain that would be!
I'd stand outside with my mouth open wide
Singing, ah~ah, ah~ah, ah~ah, ah~ah, ah~ah!
If all of broken bones
Were caramel & honeycomb
Oh, what a rain that would be!
If all of our screams
Were bubblegum & ice cream
Oh, what a rain that would be!
I'd stand outside with my mouth open wide
Singing, ah~ah, ah~ah, ah~ah, ah~ah, ah~ah!
If all of our screams
Were bubblegum & ice cream
Oh, what a rain that would be!
Oh, what a rain that would be!
SHE'LL BE COMING
[Church of the Walls Jingle about The Holy Titan Mother, Ymir]
[To the tune of "SHE'LL BE COMING 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN"]
She'll be coming 'cross the sea when she comes
She'll be coming 'cross the sea when she comes
She'll be coming 'cross the sea, coming 'cross the sea
Coming 'cross the sea when she comes
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee~yippee, aye!
She'll be commanding nine tall Titans when she comes
She'll be commanding nine tall Titans when she comes
She'll be commanding nine tall Titans, commanding nine tall Titans
Commanding nine tall Titans when she comes
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee~yippee, aye!
Oh, we'll all go out to meet Mother when She comes
Oh, we'll all go out to meet Mother when She comes
Oh, we'll all go out to meet Her, all go out & meet Her
All go out to meet Mother when She comes
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee~yippee, aye!
She'll be wearing old shackles when She comes,
She'll be wearing old shackles when She comes
She'll be wearing old shackles, wearing old shackles
Wearing old shackles when She comes
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee~yippee, aye!
She'll have to break through the Walls when She comes
She'll have to break through the Walls when She comes
She'll have to break through the Walls,
Break through the Walls
Have to break through the Walls when She comes
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee~yippee, aye!
She'll hold Her children tight when She comes
She'll hold Her children tight when She comes
She'll hold Her children
Hold Her children tight
Hold Her children tight when She comes
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee~yippee, aye!
We'll all walk the Path when She comes,
We'll all walk the Path when She comes,
We'll all walk the Path
All walk the Path
All walk the Path when She Comes
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee~yippee aye
Singing aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee
Aye~aye, yippee~yippee, aye!
NINE LITTLE TITANS
[Wallist Jingle about the Nine Titans & the Holy Mother Titan]
[To the tune of "FIVE LITTLE DUCKS"]
Nine little Titans went out one day,
Over the hills & far away
Mother Titan went whack, whack, whack
But only eight little Titans came back
Eight little Titans went out one day,
Over the hills & far away
Mother Titan went whack, whack, whack
But only seven little Titans came back
Seven little Titans went out one day,
Over the hills & far away
Mother Titan went whack, whack, whack
But only six little Titans came back
Six little Titans went out one day,
Over the hills & far away
Mother Titan went whack, whack, whack
But only five little Titans came back
Five little Titans went out one day,
Over the hills & far away
Mother Titan went whack, whack, whack
But only four little Titans came back
Four little Titans went out one day,
Over the hills & far away
Mother Titan went whack, whack, whack
But only three little Titans came back
Three little Titans went out one day,
Over the hills & far away
Mother Titan went whack, whack, whack
But only two little Titans came back
Two little Titans went out one day,
Over the hills & far away
Mother Titan went whack, whack, whack
But only two little Titans came back
One little Titan went out one day,
Over the hills & far away
Mother Titan went whack, whack, whack
But none of the nine little Titans came back
Mother Titan went out one day,
Over the hills & far away
Mother Titan went whack, whack, whack
And all of her little Titans came back
THE OLD KING
[Limerick about the King of Paradis]
[To the tune of "IT'S RAINING, IT'S POURING"]
It's snowing, it's blowing
The old King is growing
He ate so much one day at lunch
Now e'ery part is showing
It's sleeting, it's freezing
The old King is sneezing
He's sick & old in the cold
We'll have a new one by morning
It's raining, it's pouring
The old King is snoring
He went to bed & he bumped his head
And he couldn't get up in the morning