Star Wars Episode VII: Return of The Force: Chapter 15: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Bites Back: Chapter 6: Star Wars Episode IX: The Feral Flump: Chapter 4: The Iggle Oggle Oof

Our heroes din know what to do… They were LOOSING IT!

Brian was sitting there slapping his ass over and over.

Chith looked at Brian's big blue ass and studied it. He noticed the small pores in his skin. The subtle goosebumps and tiny, almost microscopic hairs. He noticed a dark mole on the left cheek. He had a plan and he envisioned it flawlessly. It was the perfect asshole to penetrate with a lightsaber.

Brian heard a loud swish and looked up towards the camera and say "ooooh dear". He knew what happened. He dun got saber'd. His cheeks turned a pale red.

"Ey everybody! Get a load a dis guy! He got saber'd!" Said Jaim'z. Everyone even the remaining Darth Vaders pointed and laughed.

"UHG!" barked Brian, "That is IT!" Brian forcibly clenched his ass cheeks together, breaking Chith's lightsaber.

"You think you can make a fool outta me?" Brian yelled.

"Heh… kinda :3" Dith said with a cute little giggle ;)

"NO NO NO NO" Brian replied, turning his gaping hole of an anus to the side. A large portal forcibly came out.

"Fuck you guys! I'm outta here." Said Brian as he flew into the portal ass first.

The heores unanimously said "we gotta get em!" and jummed in and we've got trouble.

They landed in a cold room on a ship floating in space. Dith opened his eyes and saw a table with two men sitting at it. One was much more mature. With long, braided hair and a goatee. The other was younger with short brown hair and a little pony tail hanging from behind his right ear.

"Who the fuck are you guys?" The mature one yelled.

"Who are we? WHO ARE YOU? AND WHERE THE FUCK IS BRIAN?!" Chith asked (hes getting fed up with this shit)

Luke looked at the younger man curiously.

"I am Jedi master Qui Gon Jinn. And this is my apprentice, Obi Wan Kenobi" The older man said.

Luke got all teary eyed and floated over to Obi. Master you're so young and ripe!" He said as he circled around Obi. (he may have given Obi a little slap on the ass but i aint tellin ;))

"Hrm wait a minute" Obi Wan said as he sensed bad force.

"Where are we anyway!?" Dith barked

"Umm… Ever seen the Phantom Menace? No dip" Qui Gon said as he rolled his eyes.

"EXCUSE ME WHERE THE FUCK IS BRIAN!?" Chith asked ferociously.

"Who is Brian?" Qui Gon replied calmly.

"He's the freakin god of the force, numb nuts!" Dith exclaimed.

"Yeah he gonna blow up da universe if we dont stop 'em" Jaim'z said.

Jaim'z took one look at Obi Wan and got a bad feeling. He B-lined straight toward Obi and slapped him in the face.

With all this getting slapped in the face and slapped in the ass, Obi didn't know HOW to feel.

"I've seen Phantom Menace you dumb slut" Chith yelled at Qui Gon while vigerously pointing his finger at him. "You die at the end!"

Qui Gon began to cry. "Wh… what?" He asked.

Chith's anger began to subside as he realized what he had done.

"I mean its okay man… i mean its not so bad… just ya know be careful is all" Chith said bashfully.

Qui Gon sniffled and whipped his nose. His snot ran down the ends of his large sleeves. "O… okay" he said and gave a little smile.

Chith leaned over and patted Qui Gon on the head and gave him a little kiss on the cheek and tucked him into bed. Qui Gon sucked his thumb a lil bit and went sleepy.

"Goodnight sweet angel :)" Chith whispered.

Obi Wan was rewatching his copy of Star Wars Episode 1 on DVD, vigorously rewinding and fast forwarding through the movie. "I don't remember any of this in this movie" He said

Kaboom! A huge explosion blew open the door.

Qui Gon woke up and began to cry.

"No!" Chith yelled. "I Just got him to sleep!" Chith picked up Qui Gon and put him in his baby carrier on his belly.

Battle droids flooded the room and began shooting.

Dith activated his red light saber. Obi Wan ignited his blue light saber. Luke ignited his green light saber. And Qui Gon ignited his green light saber.

LET THE SLASHING BEGIN!

Dith slashed through several droids.

Jaim'z began shooting.

Chith slid around the room with Qui Gon attached to his belly as he slashed and cut down battle droids.

Luke broke down and cry. The loud noises and flashing lights were too much for him. He went into the fetal position and accidentally scraped his face with his coat hanger hand. "Battle wounds" He said.

Jar Jar Binks walked in and said "Misa don't even care that misa doesnt know how misa got here"

Obi Wan also had a panic attack.

Suddenly a portal opened up and all our heroes (and their new friends :)) flew in.

Meanwhile on Tattoine.

Max Rebo was sitting at home eating a sandwich.

A portal opened up infront of him and all the main characters fell out, breaking his coffee table.

Qui Gon looked up and saw a young boy with golden blonde hair playing in the sand outside.

"Hey little kid!" Qui Gon yelled.

The little boy looked up in wonder. "You're a jedi knight, arent you?"

"What make you say that?" Qui Gon asked still in the doggy pile.

"I saw your lazer sword. Only jedi's carry the kind of weapon.

"Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him." Qui Gon said.

Anakin said, "I don't think so. No one can kill…" his head exploaded.

Jaim'z lay there with a smoking gun. "Nah fuck that little bitch" He said.

Chith saw a flyer that said Pod Race tonight!

"Oh goodness I always wanted to see a pod race." He said

"I wanna race!" Luke said.

Our heroes went to the pod racing track where a a hutt sat with a clip board.

"Hello! Can I help you?" the hutt asked.

"Yeah! Are you the owner of the pod race?" Luke asked.

"Why yes I am!" the hutt replied

"Can I sign up?"

"You want to be in the race?"

"Yeah"

"Alright! You can be in the race! What is your name?"

"My name is…" Luke looked around cautiously. "Gilbert."

"Gilbert?" The hutt asked.

"M'kay I'm glad you signed me up today" Luke said said Luke.

Luke climbed into the small, yellow, child sized pod racer.

"3...2...1… GO!"

And they took off! Luke and Sebulba were neck and neck until a large portal opened up infront of them and Brian walked out.

Sebulba crashed and fucking died.

Ben Quadinaros ended up winning the race. Luke didnt because he wasn't good.

To be continued.

Author's note: Lego Star Wars Holiday Special was okay.