Text messages between Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson
Today 1:34 PM
Sam: Bucky, what the hell
Bucky: What?
Sam: just opened the case
Sam: are these vibranium?
Bucky: wait, you didn't open it at all before now?
Sam: obviously not
Bucky: thought you had
Bucky: well, at any rate, nobody's going to be able to tear vibranium off
Sam: aren't the Wakandans pissed at us? especially you?
Sam: didn't we just get into a fight with them?
Bucky: well, they're pissed at me but they'd still go to my funeral if I died
Bucky: and they're not really pissed at you at all, Ayo made it clear that they see this as my fault
Sam: not sure if that makes me feel better or worse
Bucky: you have vibranium wings
Bucky: my advice is, feel better
Sam: thanks, Bucky
Sam: so helpful
Text messages between Sarah Wilson, Bucky Barnes, and Sam Wilson
Today 4:04 PM
Sarah: how concerned should I be about the case falling over?
Sam: why?
Bucky: not at all
Sam: Bucky, shut up. why?
Sarah: the boys knocked the case over and there was a lot of noise
Sarah: I don't want to open it up to check them in case there's something wrong and I make it worse
Bucky: Sam, calm down. they're vibranium, they're fine
Bucky: my arm broke my fall from 200 feet up when someone left me to jump out of a plane without a parachute
Sam: yeah, you looked really happy laying there
Bucky: it's not my arm's fault you left me to jump to my death, it did the best it could
Sarah: I'm sorry, I'm going to need some more information right now
Sam: he's being melodramatic
Bucky: you literally jumped out and left me there when we were too low for a parachute
Sam: would you have taken help?
Bucky: no, but I liked that jacket
Sam: fine, I'll buy you a new jacket if you shut up about it
Sarah: Sam, you left him to jump out of a plane from 200 feet up without a parachute?
Sam: okay, first, I didn't totally realize we were too low for a parachute - I haven't used them in so long that it didn't cross my mind
Sam: and second, he's a super soldier with a vibranium arm, he walked it off in about five minutes
Sarah: Sam!
Bucky: okay that's actually fair
Bucky: it also supports my point that vibranium can take a lot of abuse and your wings are fine
Sam: I hate you
Text messages between Sarah Wilson and Sam Wilson
Today 4:31 PM
Sarah: Sam, did you seriously leave him to jump out of a plane from 200 feet up?
Sam: I mean, technically, yes
Sam: but he's not a regular person, Sarah, he's a super soldier
Sam: it's like Steve except if Steve's shield was an arm
Sarah: Sam.
Sam: don't worry, he's fine
Sam: he didn't even really hesitate, apparently - just kind of ripped off his sleeve and jumped out
Sam: freaked Torres out a little
Sarah: Sam.
Sam: look, all I know is, there's only of us that could just walk off jumping out of a plane from 200 feet up, and it's not me
Sarah: you do know how this sounds, right?
Sam: I mean it does sound bad out of context
Text messages between Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson
Today 4:40 PM
Sam: I hate you
Bucky: what did I do?
Sam: now my sister's going to be on me about leaving you to jump out of a plane
Bucky: look on the bright side
Bucky: now you're not thinking about the wings, which is good, because they're fine
Sam: I hate you