Chapter 10: She's Evolving

At home they discussed Clark. Bruce was sitting down making arrangements for the upcoming charity event while Selina was pacing back and forth.

"Talia has to have a weakness." She said.

"Not machines." Bruce replied. "If she wasn't Coach's daughter I'd honestly think she was a terminator programmed by someone from the future to come back and destroy all happiness."

"We have to save him. Who knows what kind of sick twisted shit she has planned for him?"

"I know. And I think I might have a way to sort of deprogram him. I'm still working it out in my head."

She looked at him and chuckled. "How do you do it?"

He looked up at her. "Do what?"

She straddled his lap and rested her hands on his chest. "Straight A's. Football. Wrestling. Celebrity philanthropist. Crimefighter. You take care of your friends. And after all of that, you still have time for me. How?"

He gave her a grin. "It's because I'm Batman."

"Batman huh? That's what you're going with?"

"Well it was either that or the Human-Bat."

Selina let out a loud laugh. "Please tell me you didn't seriously consider that."

Bruce nervously chuckled. "Of course not. So stupid."

"Batman." She nodded. "Yea I can get used to screaming that out in bed."

"I can get used to calling you Catwoman too." He replied.

"Batman and Catwoman. It's got a nice ring to it. I love it."

He tucked her hair behind her ear. "I love you Cat."

She smiled and leaned in. "I love you back Bat." And then she kissed him.

Just then his phone vibrated. He checked the ID.

"Who is it?" Selina asked.

"It's Clark's mother." He answered it.

"Hello?... Hey Mrs Kent... Yeah i saw him at school... He hasn't been back home in days?... Well he's kinda got a new girlfriend so he might be staying with her... She's an older woman... Yeah I know... I'll see him tomorrow and talk some sense into him... okay...Goodbye." He hung up.

"That didn't sound good."

"Clark hasn't been home with his parents since Talia."

"She's keeping him away from the people who actually care about him."

Bruce nodded. "That's a new trick. She's evolving."


The next day at school, the first thing they did was find Clark before class. He spotted them making a B line right at him.

"Aw shit." He groaned knowing they were gonna give him grief.

"Clark we're telling you this because we care about you," Selina said, "dump Talia."

"Can't you guys let me have this?" He sighed.

"You haven't talked to your parents in days. As people who wish they had parents, I'm telling you that's fucked! You're taking them for granted."

"Listen Clark. I know sex with Talia can be really... Something." Bruce paused and looked over at Selina who gave him a disgusted look. "But you shouldn't let it blind you from what's happening."

"Oh Talia and I haven't had sex yet." Clark admitted.

They both looked at him shocked. "You haven't?" Bruce asked.

"But you said she took you back to her place." Selina added.

"Yea when I'm good she lets me suck on her toes and jerk off."

Selina cringed. "Oh that's so gross."

"She says she gonna peg me soon." He said with a grin. "I don't know what that is. But it sounds kinky."

"Do not let her peg you!" Bruce said sternly.

"What is it?"

It's when... " Bruce didn't want to explain it. "Just don't do it."

"Have you guys ever tried it?"

"No!" Bruce replied

"I wish." Selina replied at the same time.

Bruce gave Selina a disgusted glare.

"Hey don't look at me like that. There's days where your ass looks better than mine.

"You admire my ass?"

"Of course I do. You got cake baby." She gave him a spank.

"Hey! Stop that."

"Babe you're dummy thicc. Just accept it."

Clark butted in. "Why are you having this conversation in front of me?"

"That's a good question." Bruce said getting back on topic. "Listen I know you messed things up with Lois but..."

"You know what? Fuck off Bruce." He snapped.

Both Bruce and Selina were caught off guard by that.

"That's right! You don't get to judge me after you cheated on Selina!" Clark then realized he went too far. "Oh shit."

They all stood there silently for a second.

"You told him?" She asked.

Bruce nodded. "I felt so guilty I had to tell someone."

"You know?" Clark asked.

Bruce nodded. "Yeah we had a talk."

"I also cheated." Selina admitted.

"What?" Clark was shocked.

She took Bruce's hand and smiled. "But in the end we're better for it and it only made us appreciate each other more."

"You guys didn't kill the people you cheated on, did you?"

Bruce shook his head. "No... But there was a serious talking too."

"'Talking too'. Right." Clark replied.

Bruce took a step closer. "Clark just think about everything you told us about her. She doesn't have sex with you. She plans to do things that... That I really don't think you're gonna like. She's kept you away from your parents. Your parents Clark! This relationship is toxic."

Clark took a second and sighed. "She caught me in a moment of weakness and just brainwashed me."

Bruce nodded. "She does that."

Clark nodded as well. "I know what I have to do. Thanks guys."

Clark went to confront Talia in her office. When he walked in, he almost fainted. She was wearing a blouse that was easily a size or two too small, unbuttoned, and a tight short miniskirt leaving very little to the imagination.

He took a couple deep breaths and approached her. "Talia."

"Oh, hey baby. I wasn't able to get breakfast this morning so I was just about to snack on this for energy." She said as she pulled out a banana and began to peel it.

"Talia about our relationship..."

"What about it?" She asked as she placed the whole banana in her mouth and down her throat and swallowed it whole.

Clark knees began to weaken. "I uh... We should br-..."

"Move things to the next level? I agree." She took off her top and tossed it too the ground. "Lock the door and get over here."

He tried to fight it but he couldn't. He locked the door and as a result became chained to her again instantly.


After school Bruce and Selina found Clark at his locker. He had a big smile on his face. They weren't sure if that was good news or bad news. One thing they noticed off about him was a small patch of hair in the middle of his mustache was gone.

"So how did it go?" Bruce asked.

Clark looked at them and smiled. "I just had the best sex of my life."

"For fucks sake." Selina groaned. "I'm scared to ask but, why is part of your mustache shaved off?"

Clark looked at her and grinned. "I didn't shave it off. It rubbed off... from friction."

"Oh that's so fucked up." She gagged. "Just spare us the details."

"You don't understand. Well maybe Bruce, you do. It was so intense. I couldn't tell were her body ended and my own began."

"Please stop." Bruce requested.

"It was brief but also felt like it lasted hours at the same time."

"We get it."

"That woman really knows her way around a Penis."

"Fucking stop already!" Selina snapped.

"If you'll excuse me guys. I'm going home with my mistress." He turned and began to walk off.

"Did you just call her your mistress?" Bruce asked.

Clark stopped and turned. "No... I...", He sighed turned and continued walking away.

"Goddammit Clark." Selina sighed.

"Poor bastard doesn't even realize the worst is yet to come."

"How can we save him, if he won't even save himself?"

Bruce thought about it and nodded. "You know what they say about drastic times?"

Selina's eyes lit up. "They call for drastic measures. What are you thinking?"

"Catwoman... Will you help me kidnap my best friend?"

She smiled. "It would be my pleasure... Batman."

They shared a quick kiss before she pulled away and asked, "What exactly are we going to do to him?"

"You ever seen The Exorcist?"

"Yeah."

"It's gonna be a lot like that."