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'I'm hotter than Rias and Akeno?'

That thought was still in Koneko's mind as she looked down at her own body, which she had always thought was cute, but not really hot. Sure, she had breasts but they were not very big, below average for sure. Yeah, thanks to her boxing training and how she trained in martial arts, she kept her petite body toned down with some muscle definition that kept her already petite waist even more so, and gave her a bubble butt, but the natural sex appeal that Rias and Akeno had, had always left her in the dust. She had flawless skin, but that was something shared by Rias and Akeno, and the two of them looked softer than she looked thanks to how thin she was.

Koneko was in her gym uniform, running along the track to do the P.E. warm up before they did the routine, and then did 'learned' the sport they would be doing.

"Man, Uzumaki-san is thicc."
"Yeah, look at the muscles on those legs, and his arms... damn, his shoulders are big, perfectly toned arm muscles, and his hands... I'm blushing."

'... I've never really paid attention to boys, these girls... I think they are annoying him.' Koneko was sure that most boys would be overjoyed to have girls talking about them like this. They were saying nothing but compliments, Naruto was a bad boy who had saved the school from gangsters and actual yakuza members. Among the girls, he was practically a warrior king, and the boys were so jealous and fearful of him. Guys with girlfriends were afraid of that level of competition, and girls with boyfriends were considering other options now.

Naruto had surpassed Kiba as the school's most popular guy, the handsome prince charming had nothing on the badboy warrior king.

"What?" Naruto asked Koneko.

She blinked when she realized that she had caught him to him, and was running next to him. She had been staring at his face, or more exactly his whisker marks. They made him look like a wild man for sure, but they only added to his good looks.

"... Nothing... I was just thinking." Koneko turned her face away from him, and she ran beside him. "So... you really think I'm hotter than Buchou?" Koneko asked out of nowhere, at least it came out of nowhere to Naruto. Koneko had been thinking about that all night, until she went to sleep at least, and she was curious about the truth.

Naruto ignored her.

So she stared at him without blinking.

"... Fine. Girls like you, who clearly train hard in martial arts, have overall better bodies to me at least than any sexy type like that princess you follow." Naruto explained to her with a roll of his eyes. He liked strong girls, or rather he liked a girl who took great care of herself and had a body that showed the great deal of care.

Koneko nodded her head.

Rias and Akeno were wizard types, other than very basic physical work, they mostly trained their magical powers and fought using almost nothing but magic. Despite Akeno having the Traits of a Rook, Knight, and Bishop in the Queen piece inside of her, she only ever really fought with her magical powers. She never trained in martial arts, because it wasn't part of her style, the same with Rias who was a wizard-type fighter as well. She and Kiba were both physical fighters, so they were the ones in the peerage who trained their physical bodies, which gave them tighter, more toned bodies.

"What about me is better though?" Koneko was still curious.

"Listen, I don't like talking to girls, so can you please just leave me alone?" Naruto sighed in annoyance as he glanced at Koneko.

"Why?"

"I don't trust them, kind of like how you're trying to get me to join Rias right now." Naruto stated with a sharp look towards Koneko. He knew her game, she was using class as a chance to get close to him, so that she could talk him into joining Rias. The smart move would have been to send Issei to do it, or even Kiba, since he liked Issei, and had a respect for the character of Kiba. Those two would have been absolutely better choices than Koneko. "She can't offer me anything I want that is worth my freedom." Naruto added.

Koneko blinked.

Oh right, she should be doing that.

"I'm just curious about why I'm hotter than Rias or Akeno, or what makes them less hot than me." Koneko had no ulterior motives. She was only ever described as cute, so this was simply a new experience for her to be the hotter one.

"Hard work, dedication, strength, a goal and the willpower to work towards that goal. Your body is proof of the hard work you put towards your goal. Yeah, you're skinny and adorable, but a toned body like that doesn't come easily. Your thin waist, your wide hips, and your legs all show how hard you work, even the toned muscles give off a cute feminine charm that hides the strength underneath them." Naruto had traits he respected, even in girls, and those were that. Koneko had those traits, it was as simple as that.

She was naturally petite, yes, but she didn't have much body fat on her, it was mostly soft muscle one would expect of a toned girl. Her thighs were toned, without being overly muscular, but even with her body tone she managed to look really soft as well.

Koneko smiled for a moment.

"Thank you, you know... you're very kind, aren't you?" Koneko could see he wanted to stop talking to her, but because she was asking him questions, he was answering her despite his annoyance. He was actually talking to her quite calmly, which showed a kind of kindness that one wouldn't expect from a rough guy like him. "You're the girl person, who isn't a lolicon, to say I'm more attractive than those two." Koneko added in.

Naruto glared at her.

"I am not kind."

"You are, you're very kind." Koneko argued against Naruto, and she said it in a monotone voice, as if it were hard to imagine him as not being kind. "You punish people who act badly, but you still forgive them. You save people in danger, even if it puts you at risk. You don't like talking to girls, but you're talking to me because I'm self-conscious about my looks... you are very kind." Koneko stated bluntly. Those were just some of the things that he had done, he was a very kind person. It was clear in his eyes that he was kind as well.

Even after the world had hurt him, even with no family at all in his life, he still had eyes that reached out to others to help them. His eyes were even more kind than Rias' eyes, eyes that Koneko had come to know for a good portion of her life. She knew kind eyes, and Naruto's eyes were the prettiest blue eyes that she had ever seen before.

Naruto ran ahead of her.

"I'm not kind."

"You're very kind." Koneko chased after him, and she realized that she found a part of his personality that he wasn't fond of. She wanted to smile, because this was priceless that she had stumbled across something that seemed to make him very uncomfortable.

He didn't handle being complimented very well, and as sad as it was that he didn't know how to take a compliment, the way his nose turned red and it spread to his cheeks was just too much for her not to tease. All it took to make him blush were a couple of sincere compliments.

"Just stop already, you're annoying me."

"You're handsome too, very kind and very handsome. You've got an excellent body, I guess the reason you can appreciate my body so well is because you too have a well trained body. Kind, handsome, and a great body. Total package." Koneko teased him in a neutral tone of voice. Absolutely every compliment she gave him was sincere, but she only complimented him because she could see how it was bothering him, and embarassing him. "Total Package Uzumaki, funny... Chad Naruto and Virgin Issei. You're nickname is Total Package Uzumaki now, because you're a real man." Koneko caught up to Naruto.

They lapped the regular students by this point, who weren't able to keep up with their speed.

This was almost as fun as a video game, pushing all the right buttons to unleash a killer combo.

-Lunchtime-

"So... Total Package Uzumaki?"

"Damnit, that nickname spread around!?" Naruto shouted as he slammed his fist against the railing on the roof. Issei was eating lunch with him, the two of them just chilling on the rooftop while Issei used this as a chance to look at the girls below to try and see down their shirts. Some girls did unbutton a few of their buttons during lunch to help relax, but Issei was just hoping for too much. "How much did the midget pay you to call me this?" Naruto turned his whole body towards Issei, and pounded his fist into his hand.

The door to the roof opened up.

It was Koneko with her lunch.

"Sup, Total Package Uzumaki, Issei." Koneko greeted the two of them as she walked across the rooftop and sat down across from them. Issei looked forward to the panty shot, and he pumped his fist when he saw white panties with strawberries on them. Koneko didn't seem to notice her panty flash as she sat down, and just opened her lunch.

It was almost nothing but meat and sweets.

Naruto's lunch was bear jerky, grilled boar, and wild vegetables that he had boiled. Even camping, he still had to use his basic survival cooking to make himself lunch for the day. Koneko looked at his lunch, before Naruto looked more closely at her lunch.

It was super high quality.

"Wow, I feel left out... from Koneko-chan's high quality lunch, to Naruto's awesome hand caught lunch... I just got what my mother made for me." Issei looked down at his own lunch. His lunch could not compare to the appeal of high quality and fresh ingredients, not with his store bought ingredients.

Naruto used his chopsticks and grabbed some of his lunch.

"Here, I'll trade some jerky for some omelet." Naruto gave Issei part of his lunch, and took a portion as well. Koneko reached out to help herself to Issei's lunch as well, but without offering anything of her own. "Woah, what do you think you're doing?" Naruto blocked Koneko's chopsticks with his own.

She clacked them together.

"Tsk." Koneko just clicked her teeth together and started to eat her lunch. She looked down at Naruto's lunch, and her mouth watered when she realized how good it smelled. "... You killed those yourself... it smells good." Koneko stated very bluntly as she eyed his lunch. "Is that catfish?" Koneko looked at the fish part of his meal that was hidden underneath the boar meat.

She tried to quickly steal some of Naruto's lunch.

His chopsticks grabbed onto her sticks, and she separated them to make room for them to slip through. Naruto flipped his around and tossed his lunch up into the air, before he grabbed his boar meat with his free hand and shoved it into his mouth. Koneko reached up and tried to grab her prize, the fish, and Naruto blocked the chopsticks with his own. He kicked her lunch up into the air as well.

'This is fucking awesome!' Issei thought with star filled eyes.

Naruto and Koneko engaged in the a martial arts food battle to stuff their faces. Their chopsticks were like lightning as they refused to allow any of their food to touch the ground. With one hand, they would defend their food with the chopsticks while Koneko used her for offense as well to grab for the fish. They used thief free hands to catch food before it would hit the ground and shove it into their own mouths. At this point, they were just catching whatever food was closest to them, regardless of whose lunch it belonged to.

Chopsticks clashed against each other time and time again, and the catfish was repeatedly tossed up into the air.

"Wore mot taakin bat." Naruto's mouth was full of food that he tried to swallow down as he spoke. Naruto swallowed and shoved more food into his mouth, this time he got some of Koneko's lunch, while she spat out a bone that came from his grilled boar.

"The fish is mine."

Koneko used her chopsticks to smack Naruto's chopsticks out of his hand, and he quickly grabbed his yoyo from his pocket and used his extended reach to pull his his chopsticks before they got too far. The yoyo came back and knocked the fish higher into the air right out of Koneko's reach, and his chopsticks were returned to his hand.

They both jumped onto the railing of the rooftop, and both grabbed onto the fish before it could fall off the school roof. Naruto stepped forward and made Koneko step backwards to avoid his foot, and she yanked her chopsticks up, and tossed the fish higher. She stepped on his extended knee from his stomp, and jumped up after the fish. Her chopsticks got centimeters from her prize, but Naruto grabbed her ankle and yanked her back down onto the railing. She landed on her feet and poked him in the forehead with her chopsticks, getting him to step back and use his chopsticks to block a second poke to the head.

"CAW!"

"No you don't!" Naruto/Koneko called out as they each their one of their chopsticks and stabbed a crow in the torso, killing it before it could steal their fish from them. "Issei!" They called out to the perverted friend in unison.

"O-oh, right! This is so epic!" Issei tossed each of them one of his chopsticks, and they caught them with no effort at all and continued. They jumped back off the railing when the fish nearly landed, and Naruto flipped the chopsticks in his hand. The sudden action put Koneko on guard for an attack, and it came from below. Naruto's yoyo came out of nowhere and nearly hit her in the chin, and while she would be unharmed from the attack, the moment it hit her she would be distracted and Naruto would claim his prize. "Panty shot!" Issei called out with his hands raised up in the air when Koneko did a backflip to dodge the yoyo.

Naruto grabbed her ankle with his chopsticks, and yanked her out of the air and threw her across the rooftop, but she completed her backflip anyway and landed on her feet.

She threw one of the chopsticks and pierced the fish, and charged for it as Naruto charged. They met in the middle, and Koneko grabbed her chopstick. Naruto grabbed the fish with his, and ripped it off of the chopstick.

Koneko grabbed the tail.

Naruto flicked her chopsticks with his pinky, and caused them to lose their grip on the fish. Naruto shoved the entire fish in his mouth and swallowed it in one gulp, before he raised his hands up in victory.

"I win."

"How did the fish taste?" Koneko asked Naruto with a dull, but sour tone since she lost. She had a smirk on her face though when she saw Naruto's face change from victory, to defeat when the realization that he didn't even taste the fish came to his mind. "... It's a draw." Koneko stated to him as she crossed her arms.

"No, I win, I got the fish, even if I couldn't taste it, it still ate it."

"Total Package Uzumaki." Koneko responded, and Naruto turned away from Koneko and stormed off towards the door of the rooftop.

Koneko followed.

Issei was just clapping his hands together, amazed at the martial arts show that he had gotten to witness while he peacefully ate his lunch. That quick bout between the two fighters, over something so stupid, had shown him something else that he was missing.

"Don't call me that."

"Total Package Uzumaki."

Chapter End!
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Chapter Edit: The Kung-Fu Panda reference was unintentional, even still, unlike THAT fight where they stopped using chopsticks pretty quickly, Naruto and Koneko kept using chopsticks the entire battle, and Naruto actually ate the fish unlike Po and the dumpling.