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They cut the two beasts brought back with them into 100 chunks each, and Naruto brought several dozen plates to hold the raw meat as they cooked it all. That was how they were going to be devouring the two beasts, and Naruto had dropped the organs off at his cabin so that he could use it to fertilize the soil around that area later.

"So, what about these bones?" Issei asked as he looked at the bones that were left over, that were currently being soaked in the river as the fish picked the bones clean of the tiny scraps of meat that remained.

"I say sell them." Koneko chimed in.

She was sitting on a log on the ground with her legs spread, her hands between them as she looked out at the Nemean Lion meat that was currently cooking. It smelled even better than the best cut of beef that she had ever had before, to the point that she was salivating already as she looked at the red meat slowly turning darker and darker in color.

"Naw, I'm going to turn them into arrows and practice archery, I'm pretty good with a bow and arrow, but I want to master the skill by next month." Naruto mimed archery with his hands. He had some time on his hands, so why not learn a new battle skill that he could make use of. "I'm pretty good with a sword and okay with a lance, but archery is a form of long distance combat that would really even out my weapons list." Naruto had done Kendo through out his entire school life, so he could hold his own with a sword even if he prefered to use his fists over swords.

Koneko glanced at him.

"Says the guy who killed a Nemean Lion with his bare hands, kicked a dragon's ass, and beat down a Hydra... the funny part your physical strength isn't even that much higher than mine is. I don't know where all this strength is coming from." Koneko stated to him. Since Naruto wasn't forming contracts, he wasn't gaining any power as a Devil so his Devil power was pretty much exactly the same as when he was transformed.

It was just that his base strength, before the Rook enhancement, was higher than her base strength before the Rook boost. She had been a supernatural creature even before being a Devil, so her strength had been higher than human strength since it was mystically enhanced by good genetics. Uzumaki, while strong humans, were still humans with human bodies, so his strength was still a mystery.

"He's Naruto..." Issei paused when he saw Koneko's panties, and she either didn't notice or didn't care.

Naruto glanced at her, before he groaned.

"... We have matching underwear and I hate that." Naruto mentioned to Koneko as he palmed his face. Naruto lowered his pants a little and showed he was wearing blue boxers with pink hearts on it, and Koneko looked at him for a moment, before she looked under her own skirt with a raised eyebrow.

White with pink hearts.

"Dude, don't tell her they are showing." Issei whispered in an angry tone at Naruto,

Koneko just gave him an annoyed look.

"You know, I really don't care if my panties are visible, just don't stare like a pervert. With skirts this stupidly short, it's impossible to hide my panties, and my clothes always get destroyed in battle." Koneko deadpanned at Issei, since she didn't care if people saw her panties. It was her bare breasts that she cared about, and what was under her panties. "So, hearts?" Koneko asked Naruto, who sat down across from her with an annoyed sigh.

"I like hearts, sue me, anyway Issei, the girls at the school always have their panties showing, even the lightest breeze seems to flip these flimsy skirts. I would think you would be more used to panties." Naruto was slightly disappointed at Issei's lack of resistance to perverted stuff.

He was a super perverted that was turned on by even the smallest showing of skin and underwear, it was actually a little embarrassing.

"Don't forget he's spineless, I don't think he has it in him to make a move on a girl even if she throws herself at him. I don't think he has it in him to do more than peek right now... a very cowardly pervert." Koneko flipped her skirt up a little more and mocked Issei, and she looked at Naruto to see his reaction to her panties.

They made eye contact.

He shrugged and she lowered her skirt back to normal, since she didn't get much of a reaction out of him unlike Issei. Issei's nose was a torrent of blood in comparison to Naruto's just slightly pink cheeks, which showed that they had drastically different resistances to perverted matters.

"You guys are so mean... I just have a healthy-"

"It's not healthy what you have." Naruto and Koneko chimed in unison with only a glance at each other.

...

"Also, we aren't girls Issei, guy friendships are about making fun of each other and messing with your bro. I wouldn't mind if you made fun of me either you know, you're just too afraid I'll hurt you for it." Naruto mentioned, since he was a little worried that his friend was too afraid to really give him some good insults.

Issei shrugged.

"There isn't a lot to mock about you, it's not like with my other guy friends who I went to school with when we were smaller and changed for gym around them. One has a small dick, and the other guy gets super pale around other naked dudes." Issei pointed out.

Koneko jabbed at Naruto.

"I bet that is the one problem you have, since you're so awesome I bet you have a small-"

Naruto stood up and lowered the front of his pants.

*[Elephant Noises]*

"The reason I wear loose pants is because I'm not a grower, and I'm above average even for a European. I hate tight pants with a passion." Naruto stated as he pulled his pants back up and tied them off.

Issei's jaw dropped.

Koneko's face was bright red and her jaw dropped as well, since she had actually somewhat expected him to be small downstairs. Looking at what he had though, she was never going to be able to make fun of his dick size.

"The... fuck dude... you're bigger than I am, and a little above average of a Japanese dude. How the fuck... do plan on NTRing some poor guy's girl?" Issei could get behind that. He would even find the biggest douche that he could find and introduce his girlfriend to Naruto. He could think of a lot of ways he could get perverted material out of this. There was no shame in Issei's voice when he mentioned that Naruto was bigger than him.

He had kind of suspected that was the case, since they had different origins and Naruto had visible European blood in him. Issei knew the national averages for the East and the West were different, with the West boasting larger sizes in general.

Koneko was still in a stunned silence.

'That... no... yes? No fucking wonder he has so much courage, he's literally got a pair on him.' Koneko mentally compared them to the only other ones that she had seen before. She had seen both Kiba and Gasper naked, while neither of them were really all that impressive, they were still blown out of the water. "Does... I feel sorry for whatever girl you are with."

"Yeah, that." Naruto pointed to Koneko.

"Wait, what? I thought girls LIKED big dongs?!" Issei was shocked by what Koneko and Naruto just agreed to. They both sent him looks that showed he was ignorant to something very important.

Koneko placed a hand on Issei's shoulder.

"... Pervert, the girls in your pornos are trained actresses. A LOT of girls are actually pretty intimidated by dicks that are too big, they talk about it in the locker room a lot." Koneko pointed out to Issei a basic fact of biology. "The vagina has it's limits, and not every girl is a paid slut." Koneko pointed out to him the most basic part of her statement.

Issei's jaw dropped.

"What... you mean..." Issei couldn't understand it.

Was everything he knew about what women liked wrong!?

"There is another reason I'm a virgin, besides personal preference. I've almost had sex twice before in my life, and the girl rejected me when she saw how big I was." Naruto pointed out some of his troubles, and he also gestured to his pants. "I also can't really wear tight pants without them being uncomfortable and showing too much." Naruto mentioned as well, since he had multiple reasons for hating tight pants.

Koneko took a calming breath so that her cheeks would lose some of the redness to them, before she looked at Naruto.

"Big Dick Uzumaki..."

"No, I veto that." Naruto stated to her with a glare, and she shrugged her shoulders. She almost chirped in a happy way when she saw the first plate of Nemean Lion was done cooking. "Oh... this is good." Naruto took the first bite.

Issei's jaw just dropped.

"Woah now, this is a huge revelation to me, we can't just skim over this!? Are you saying you girls aren't attracted to-"

"I don't care about dick size in the slightest, as nice as they are to look at, I'm more attracted to men who are very kind like this Tsundere here." Koneko gestured to Naruto in a casual way. As much as he wanted to hide it from people, he was a very kind person and anyone like her who was sensative to others could see it from a mile away.

The mask that Naruto wore to protect his heart couldn't hide his true personality away from her, she could see right through his mask.

"I am not a Tsundere, and I'm not kind." Naruto told Koneko as the two of them dropped the topic Issei cared about.

"You are super kind, look at how you treat Asia. You have serious trust issues because of what happened to you, but you are totes the kind of guy who would... what was it you said... conquer Heaven and take over Hell to rescue Asia's soul?" Koneko pointed out to Naruto. That was something that went beyond simple kindness and love to the point that she was really excited for the day that Naruto stopped wearing his angry mask. "Anyway, don't worry too much about your big dick issues, while it will take a lot of work for a human girl to accept your hot rod, devil women will be able to adjust and handle you better... and that includes Asia... and..." Koneko paused after a moment, before she shook her head.

Images of what could happen in her future appeared in her mind, and while they were very pleasant images, she didn't want to think too much on them. Even if Naruto thought she was more attractive than Rias or Akeno, she knew that she had no chance to beat Asia for Naruto's affections.

"And?" Issei muttered as he looked between Koneko and Naruto, and he saw Koneko's red cheeks, and as he looked at Koneko's panties he was damn sure that he noticed something about them was different than earlier.

Were they a little darker in the front?

Oh shit, Koneko was attracted to Naruto!?

'Oh... I'm so sorry for you Koneko... you have no chance against Asia.' Issei felt sorry for Koneko.

She was the underdog.

Seeing her have no chance to attain what she wanted inside her heart, might just be what made Issei want to support her even more than he wanted to support Asia, who already had a place inside of his heart. He could see that Naruto and Koneko had a lot in common, and that they would be a pretty good much.

'... Koneko-chan, I'll help you... I will help open Naruto's heart to the idea of a harem, because if he gets a harem, I have no doubt he will help me get a harem in return... and with him as my wingman.'

Issei's thought quickly evolved from getting Naruto a harem, to what he would do when Naruto eventually returned the favor and helped him.

"Gross right?" Koneko asked Naruto as they looked at Issei's face.

...

"Okay, that face is a little gross." Naruto had to admit she was right on that one.

Issei was making a SUPER perverted monkey face.

Chapter End!
Please Leave Me Lots of Nice Long Reviews, But No Flames Please!

1. Of course Koneko, who wears a mask to hide her emotions, would be able to see through Naruto's Angry Mask that he uses to hide his Kindness.
2. I hid a couple of secrets for the future in this chapter, and no they aren't the sex related ones.
3. Next up is the Riser Battle Arc, the one everyone seems to love, and I will say this now.
Riser is made out to be a LOT worse in fanfiction than he actually was in the Light Novel and Manga, so while I won't make him look good, I don't blame on needlessly bashing him like other authors do just for the sake of it.