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Normal people things.

Naruto didn't do them for the most part, ever since he was younger he had usually spent nearly all of his time doing something he considered important. He never had friends before recently, so he never had any reasons to do group activities. He had always wanted to do those things, before recently when he had his heart broken and stopped trusting others, but now he couldn't help but find it a little funny.

He was doing normal people things.

With people who were anything but normal.

"You don't look like you're having a lot of fun, try and lighten up." Kiba stated to Naruto as he brought them a plate of pizza. They were at the bowling alley.

That was as normal as it got.

Rias had halted contract collecting for a couple of days as Sona and her peerage investigated something that was unrelated to them. This was also a way to celebrate the fact that she didn't need to marry Riser anymore, and that it had been done through diplomacy and not violence. Naturally, Naruto didn't want to go.

He really didn't want to go.

Issei and Asia told him he should go.

He went.

"I should be training right now, not spending my time-"

Koneko took a slice of pizza from the plate and shoved it into his mouth smoothly, and she grinned when he just deadpan looked at her and started to chew. Even if the food was forcefed to him, he would never turn away food in general. His hunger was never truly ended by small amounts, but that didn't mean much to him honestly.

"Oh everyone needs some time off to recover. Asia is having fun." Koneko pointed out.

"YEAH, I got 4 that time!"

"... She's really not good at this." Naruto didn't like to say it, but athletic activities were seriously not Asia's thing. He smiled though, just happy that she was having fun so far. Then again, despite supernatural human abilities, nobody other than him or Koneko was actually into athletics and sports. Koneko loved boxing and gaming, but she had trouble saying no to joing any physical sport. He was just a very active person and enjoyed being the best at stuff, so he made sure to get as good at sports as he could get.

That said, both of them had perfect scores, compared to the decent or moderate scores of everyone else.

"You know, Kiba and Rias want to get closer to you now. Is there any reason you don't like Akeno?" Koneko asked under her breath. She knew that there seemed to be a bit of bad blood between them, and she raised an eyebrow when Naruto nodded his head, since he was fully aware of what Akeno didn't like about him.

Akeno glanced over at them, and it seemed that while she was pretending to smile and have fun with the others, being around Naruto was bringing her mood down.

"Lets not ruin everyone's good time with this talk, we're suppose to be celebrating. Hey Naruto-"

Naruto?

"-you're a really good fighter, and I can see from your arms and muscles you know your way around a sword. It would be fun to see which of us is better, want to spar some time?" Kiba asked Naruto in a friendly way. Understanding a person you didn't like, and putting yourself in their shoes, really was the best way to try and get closer. Kiba didn't hate Naruto anymore, and while they weren't friends, Kiba wanted to try and become friends.

Naruto was visibly confused.

"Honestly, I don't ever plan on using a sword against a person I don't plan on trying to kill. If you want to try martial arts sparring-"

"Oh, I can't fist fight, I'm horrible at it. Knights are fast and all, but we are glass cannons. To be useful in a fight, we need our weapons to aid us. I've never been good at martial arts, and I'm not built for them." Kiba stated, and Naruto deadpanned at him.

"... You do know martial arts includes weapons right? Why do people think that weapons aren't apart of martial arts? There are tons of weapon styles included. You're not built for weaponless martial arts. Anyway..." Naruto glanced over at Asia as she cheered Issei on as he tried to bowl. He smiled at them, since Issei was just as bad as Asia at the sport. "... My sword style is not suited for training with others. Guess we aren't a good match for spars." Naruto stated to Kiba.

The man accepted the reason and nodded his head.

"Well, I'm up next this... I really hate the name you put for me." Kiba stated as he looked at Koneko.

Koneko had given them all nicknames to use for the Bowling score board.

Total Package Uzumaki
Nun-Dertaker
Pervy Dragon Emperor
Twinkle Boy Wonder
A Big Little Cat
Sweet Red Buns
Bra Buster

"I don't know, you look like a twink to me." Koneko stated with a teasing glint to her eye. She was going to start showing more people her real self from now on. How could she accept herself if she was always wearing her neutral mask, though that was part of herself as well. "No body hair, slim body, and very boysihly handsome."

"Seems like a twink to me." Naruto agreed.

"Hey Twink, it's your turn now!" Issei called out to Kiba, who just sighed as he got the teasing from three directions.

"I just-"

"Wow, so that is what a twink is? That sounds like a really nice description, you're a very handsome twink Kiba!" Asia joined in as she dug the knife even deeper, and her total innocence to what was going on just made it so that Kiba couldn't even be mad at her. He sighed and just accepted he was going to lose this one.

"I guess I'm next, so are we... oh wow, good strike Kiba! That is your first of the night!" Rias clapped for Kiba.

"Boooooo, suck it."

"Yeah, boooo, twinks need to be more feminine." Naruto and Koneko actually fist bumped as they made fun of Kiba instead of praising him. Both of them were doing perfect deadpans together, while Asia just pouted at them for teasing Kiba.

Bro moments could include girls.

Needless to say, after Kiba went, Koneko went and got another strike as expected of her. At the rate things were going, the two of them were going to end the game with perfect scores.

"Perfect form Koneko!" Rias cheered everyone on.

"Yeah, perfect form to show off your panties! A Big Little Cat, more like a Big Little ASS!" Naruto taunted Koneko.

Rias cheered everyone on.
Naruto and Koneko made fun of everyone when they could, though nobody made fun of Asia.

'... Sona said that Tsubasa never returned, but when they investigated there was no blood and there are traces of her lifeforce around. I need to keep a close eye on everyone, and make sure nobody can hurt them.' Rias got up and bowled as well, and she eyed her peerage as she did so. Unlike the others, she was the only person aware of what happened and why she was insisting on spending more quality time together.

Cancelling contracts and jobs for a small time was so that she could make sure that her peerage never found themselves in danger. Tsubasa was alive somewhere, but was no longer a devil and no longer part of a peerage. Something had completely negated the Evil Piece inside of her, and unfused it from her body and soul.

"Okay, I'm betting... 4,500 yen that Buchou gets third place." Issei started betting, and he pulled his wallet out and placed the money on the table near the pizza. "... Oh, and Kiba gets 4th." Issei added on.

Rias raised an eyebrow when she noticed half of her peerage was gambling.

"I'll take you up on that, I'll bet that Kiba gets third and you come in last place. I'm going to bet 9,500 yen and a 5% off coupon for a good ramen stall near the mall." Naruto upped the bet as he put his money and the coupon on the table. Rias was surprised when she saw that Naruto was smiling as he joined in on the gambling.

"Everyone, gambling is-"

"I'll take that bet, and I'll raise. 10,000 yen on Akeno getting third place, and Asia getting second to last." Kiba joined in as he added his money to the stack. They were all just putting two players in two positions for the bet. He had a lot more money saved up, so dropping that small amount on a bet was perfectly fine.

Nobody even say Akeno get a spare.

Nobody paid attention as Asia seemed mortified by the gambling.

Koneko dropped her money, and she took her jacket off and placed it on the table as well.

"Raise, and I'm adding my jacket. Issei second to last, and Asia as last place." Koneko looked towards Issei, who looked at his poor wallet that he completely emptied out earlier by buying Asia replacement clothes. He had been hoping to gamble his money back, but it was looking like he might have bitten off more than he could chew.

Big surprise, it seemed Naruto, Kiba, and Koneko actually liked gambling and bets.

Not great for him.

"After this, who wants Mini-Golf?" Rias suggested to everyone.

-At Mini-Gold Later-

"Okay, this time... I will bet Koneko's jacket, Kiba's pants, and Issei's shirt... that Rias gets last place and Issei gets third place. He seems like he would be good at this." Naruto stated with a grin as he tossed the clothes that he had gotten from the last two rounds of gambling.

Koneko was pretty much fully clothed, but she took her shirt off and tossed it into the pile and tossed even more money into the pile on top of that.

"Woah, tiny boobies are good... I mean, I'm going pants in! Me second place and Asia last!" Issei looked at Koneko's bra, before he got serious about the betting again. He didn't have anymore money to bet, but he would be able to win it all back if he kept betting, right?

Kiba tossed his shirt in.

"Akeno second, Koneko last."

"Me last, no you last and Asia fourth." Koneko was offended that Kiba would assume that she would suck at this. Akeno just palmed her face, as she refused to participate in the gambling, no matter how much fun it looked for the 4 current gamblers.

Naruto grinned.

"... I'm raising, at the end of the night, all the naked losers will have to record a video of them singing and dancing, while praising the ultimate winner." Naruto grinned, since that would be absolutely hilarious to him. Naruto extended his hand to everyone, and Koneko was the first person to put her hand on top of his.

"You're on."

"I'm in."

"Fuck it, you're all on."

"... This is a bad idea, but I'm in too."

-Later-

"Na-ru-to.
Don't you guys know, that he's the champioooon.
Don't neglect, I'm always direct
Get down on your knees!" Naruto sang as he had Koneko, Issei, and Kiba all being forced to do dumb dances behind him. Naruto didn't even care that they were all naked while dancing, it was just an absolute masterpiece.

'Bullshit... that level of lucky guesses... bullshit.' Koneko thought with a sulky frown on her face, before she forced a smile. She didn't even have the dignity of wearing her panties, though Kiba and Issei didn't get to wear their underwear so it was only fair.

Naruto was visibly enjoying their suffering.

"Okay... HOW... HOW are you this lucky?!" Issei shouted as he pointed at Naruto, and his hands went down to cover his junk.

Kiba was much the same, and after they were done dancing Koneko also started to cover her privates with her hands and arms.

"Uzumaki Luck-"

"BULLSHIT!"

"No seriously, Uzumaki Luck. If you make a bet against an Uzumaki, the Uzumaki will win 100% of the time in all situations they gamble. Uzumaki are born with abnormally bad luck, so the universe gives us good gambling luck to make up for it. It's a historically proven fact, ALL casinos in Japan have a ban on anyone with the Uzumaki family name and Uzumaki aren't allowed to buy lottery tickets." Naruto was 100% serious. He learned that by looking up Japanese law, which forbid the Uzumaki clan from entering the country to gamble. It also forbid people with Uzumaki in their name from gambling in general.

By the way, people with Uzumaki blood, but not the Uzumaki name, had absolutely horrible gambling luck to the point that it was nearly impossible for them to win, but they had GREAT luck in everyday life.

"... Really?" Rias was now interested in this.

Naruto took a coin out of his pocket, and then he kissed it.

"Okay, Asia please take this to that convenience store. The lottery numbers are going to be announced in about 20 minutes, just buy a random ticket with that coin." Naruto gave a coin to Asia.

-20 Minutes Later-

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Issei shouted as he looked at his phone and saw that the announced lottery ticket numbers matched the ticket that Asia got. With a single coin kissed by Naruto, there was a jackpot winning lottery ticket in their hands. Naruto pointed to the ticket as if to prove a point.

"Yeah, the world always seems out to get the Uzumaki, but the universe really likes making us super lucky in everything else. By the way, it also applies to video games and gachas as well-"

Koneko stepped forward.

Video Game luck?

She has some rare item drops that she needed to get some help with.

Chapter End!
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