Spoilers for season 12 Prime Empire. Warning, Alcohol, strip club, swearing. I do not own these characters. Ships included are Lloyd/Racer 7, Kai/Skylor, Misako/Wu, Jay/Nya, Pixal/Zane.
It wasn't the first time Nya had suggested it, and it wouldn't be the last. However, this would be the first time Pixal had accepted the invitation. After getting the ninja back from Prime Empire and defeating Unagami, Nya suggested calling Skylor and Misako for a girls' night. Racer 7 had decided to stay with the ninja, for reasons no one could guess at the moment, but she and Lloyd had begun spending time together, and she had started going by the name Daytona, Day for short. Pixal was still quite annoyed with her boyfriend for his whole detective nonsense so she decided to go with the girls. They went to the local bar that was a usual hangout for women.
"Now Pix, we are here to have fun, we aren't on duty so if you see anything that's not exactly legal don't call it out or anything, not our problem tonight," said Nya
"That's right, this place is known for being a bit rowdy, bunch of women getting drunk, and wait till you see the shows," said Skylor
"Ahem, two of us are in happy relationships," said Nya
"Well good for you," said Skylor
"Come on girls, lets have fun!" exclaimed Misako leading the girls into the club. Pixal was hesitant but followed the other women inside. Skylor and Misako were staring at the guy dancing on stage while Pixal stared at her feet, trying to ignore what she saw upon her first glance upon entering and the hot blush on her cheeks. They got to the bar and Nya and Skylor ordered Sake, Daytona got a margarita, Misako had a gin and tonic, and Pixal, had no idea what to order.
"I am unsure what is appropriate to drink in this setting," said Pixal. Nya giggled and turned to the bartender.
"Chen's Island Iced Tea for her followed by three shots of tequila," said Nya,
"So other than consuming large amounts of alcohol and watching attractive men dance erotically, what else does girls' night consist of?" asked Pixal
"GOSSIP!" Shouted Nya and Skylor raising their glasses then knocking them back in a swift gulp. Pixal sipped her drink and found it tasted surprisingly good. She took the shots of tequila quickly then downed the rest of the mixed drink. Misako was now on her third drink and staring intently at the guy on the stage.
"Hey Pix, ya wanna have a little contest?" asked Nya, who had just taken her third shot.
"What do you have in mind?" asked Pix.
"Let's see which of us can drink the most," said Nya
"Girls, the night is still young, save that contest for later," said Misako
"Fine," said Nya. Pixal looked at the next set of liquors.
"Wait, which of us is driving home?" asked Pixal, suddenly concerned
"Don't worry about it, Lloyd's picking us up at 2 am," said Nya. Pixal scanned her data banks on different types of liquors.
"In that case, six shots of Everclear!" said Pixal, determination in her eyes.
"Now that's what I'm talking about! Woo, GIRL'S NIGHT!" said Nya, her fifth shot now being Vodka.
"So, Nya I heard you and the guys got back from that video game, isn't that where you're from Daytona?" asked Skylor
"Yeah, Zane and Pix couldn't come tho and Daytona was a massive help in getting us one of the things we needed to get out of there, who knew Jay's video game knowledge would come in handy, he had like a ton of people worshiping him," laughed Nya, red in the face and beginning to slur her words
"You think your man is a nerd? Puh-lease, Zane spent an entire day dressed in a trench coat and a fedora monologuing everything he did and using outdated detective slang! I don't think he's ever annoyed me that much!" exclaimed Pixal
"Woah Woah, hold up, I MISSED SILLY ZANE!" exclaimed Nya
"Hey! Shut up! I love this song!" said Skylor
"Oh, stuff it miss sponge!" slurred Nya
"Try me weather girl!" said Skylor
"Weather girl? Is that the best insult you've got?" laughed Nya
"Bitch!" said Skylor
"Ginger!" said Nya. None of them noticed Pixal on her 15th shot of Everclear.
"Pix, how have you had that much and not passed out?" asked Misako
"I'm a nindroid, I have an exceptionally high alcohol tolerance, I think I am reaching what humans call tipsy," said Pixal
"Girl, we gotta take you drinking more often, Hey Daytona! How you holding up, girl?" asked Nya
"I'm made of video game code, like your friend Pixal my alcohol tolerance is crazy high," said Daytona
"Lucky bitches," slurred Skylor, knocking back whiskey.
"Girls we should probably eat something and slow down," suggested Misako
"I'm fine," hiccuped Pixal before bursting into a fit of giggles
"What I wanna know is how a robot can get another robot to fall in love with them before Kai can pluck up the courage and just ask me out!?" exclaimed Skylor
"Oh that's easy, my big brother will never have the courage to do it himself, ya gotta ask him, otherwise he'll be flirting worse than Dareth until you get sick of him," said Nya
"Why didn't you tell me that earlier?" asked Skylor
"I did during our last girls night, but you were so hammered you forgot my advice," slurred Nya. It was nearing midnight and the five women were all drunk and laughing like hyenas.
"Alright Pix, time for that contest, you and me,if I win you have to get Zane to re-enact his little detective shtick you told us about, if you win I'll let you kiss Jay's cheek," said Nya, her words heavily slurred.
"You're on," said Pixal.
"Moonshine!" Nya told the bartender.
"Nya I thought that stuff is illegal? They wouldn't have it," said Pixal
"Don't worry, there's a legal version," said Nya.
"This, might not end well," said Misako
"Shh, this is gonna be fun!" said Skylor. Misako sighed and sipped her drink, watching the eye candy on stage while Nya and Pixal knocked back shot after shot. Daytona smirked, the real world was so much more fun than trying to win pointless race after pointless race. It was two in the morning when Pixal and the others hauled a passed out Nya outside, Misako got a text from Lloyd saying he was on his way.
"So, Daytona, I never got to ask you how you and Lloyd became an item," slurred Pixal, still giggling like crazy
"Honestly it just sorta happened," said Daytona
"That kid has had the worst relationship luck of any guy I've seen, you break his heart and we break you," said Skylor
"I know, you told me about Harumi an hour ago," said Daytona
"Not to mention Akita is in the Never realm," said Nya, waking up for about a second before passing out again. None of the girls could walk straight. Lloyd pulled up.
"Lloyd! How's my wittle baby boy?" slurred Misako as she got into the front seat and pinched Lloyd's cheek
"Ow, mom quit it!" said Lloyd
"Awe, is my green ninja embarrassed by his mommy," said Misako
"He is so adorable when his face is red," said Daytona.
"What happened to Nya?" sighed Lloyd
"I outdrank her, silly human girl couldn't beat my 50 shots of straight moonshine, now are we home yet, my Zane needs me," said Pixal. They got home and the girls stumbled up the flights of stairs to the monastery. The boys were waiting for them. Pixal kissed a very confused Jay's cheek before pulling Zane into a full mouth kiss.
"What was that about?" asked Kai
"Nya said that if I beat her in a drinking contest I could kiss Jay's cheek, she passed out after like seven shots, of course we had already been drinking for a while," giggled Pixal. Suddenly Skylor looked at Kai and purred, flinging herself at him like a cat.
"What is going on?" asked Wu coming outside.
"Hello stud," purred Misako, Wu went crimson. Pixal was hanging on Zane, her hand running playfully through his hair. Daytona had her head on Lloyd's shoulder. Jay was now carrying Nya to her room. Zane helped Pixal to hers and was about to leave to go to his own when Pixal stopped him.
"Stay with me baby, pwease, I need my big strong Zaney," pouted Pixal. Kai was having a similar problem with Skylor, and Misako was literally dragging Wu to her room. The next morning Nya stumbled into the kitchen.
"I made the hangover tonic, yours is on the counter, with the headache medicine," said Zane
"Pixal is a lucky bitch, I should have snagged you when I could," grumbled Nya. Pixal came into the kitchen followed by the other three girls.
"Can someone tell me why I woke up in Kai's room, me on his bed and him on the floor?" asked Skylor
"You all refused to let your respective men out of your presence once you returned last night," said Zane
"Oh," said Misako "That would explain why Wu was in my room,"
"Indeed," said Zane
"Last night was fun, we need to do this again sometime," smiled Pixal. Skylor, Nya and Misako hit their heads on the table with a groan.
