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"My, this Big Sister is surprised! The youth of this country is muy bueno! A fine establishment for learning, things have changed so very much since I was alive!"

It was quite easy for her to appear in Japan, all she needed to do was to collect a lot of energy and quickly. Even though the religion and mythos about her was lost to the ages for the most part, in the truth about who she was, apparently her popularity in Japan actually made it quite easy for her to answer the summons of her Late Master quite quickly after gaining energy from thousands upon thousands of people in the country who had knowledge of her legends.

Servant: Rider
Name: Quetzalcoatl

After her death as a deity, she would have thought that she was gone for good, but she had been summoned for the purpose of revenge. She didn't agree with the reason for her summoning at all, and by all standards, she was strong enough to ignore the order completely. Not just that, but with her summoner dead his orders actually had no sway over her choices anymore. They weren't robots that could only obey orders, the problem with servants was that they were intelligent beings as well, and had free will. It took massive amounts of raw power to force a servant to bend to your will.

She thought she would be forced to stay on the Seat of Gods forever, since she had faded away into nothing, forced to watch the world forever without being able to do anything.

"Who is this woman?" Xenovia asked with a raised eyebrow as she passed by Quetzalcoatl with a raised eyebrow, with Irina following behind her with a raised eyebrow as well.

Current location: Kuoh Academy

Xenovia knew that the Devils that ran the territory needed to be aware that they were in the city, and she had a message she wanted to pass onto them.

"Think we should attack her, she's seems really dangerous for some reason. Just looking at her sends a shiver down my spine. What is an adult foreigner doing waiting in a red circle at a high school?" Irina asked under her breath. She was still a Japanese national, and this woman was as far away from Japanese as could be.

Xenovia shrugged.

"I don't understand a word she said, so it's no concern of ours. She was speaking Spanish, and I only speak Italian and English." Xenovia would not concern herself with things that didn't involve the mission, not when this was clearly not their problem.

They couldn't understand Quetzalcoatl, but the reverse was not true.

She changed languages.

"Well, I am quite offended by that. I am not dangerous, though my goal today is murdering Uzumaki Naruto, I don't believe I am dangerous to anyone but him. Of course, at most possibly 100 people will die today. If I kill more than that-" Quetzalcoatle stated with a graceful smile.

Xenovia stepped towards Quetzalcoatl.

"Irina, I don't know who this Naruto is, but this woman plans on killing somebody. We should interfere." Xenovia had heard that, and changed her mind. Not even she could stand aside and let some innocent person get killed and do nothing to stop it. She took her oversized sword out from it's bandages and prepared herself for combat.

Irina pulled a rope from her arm and it transformed into a sword.

"We're taking you down before you can kill even a single person." Irina stood side by side with Xenovia and covered her weak spot.

They would be unbeatable together!

-Later-

'... What the hell do I even do... 5 Excalibur swords are in the city, and my revenge is in sight, but can I put other people through worse suffering than I endured?' Kiba thought to himself as he walked to school with Koneko and Issei, with Akeno following behind them. Koneko was constantly sending him concerned looks.

"Sorry we're running late, Naruto trained too hard last night and decided to sleep in!" Asia shouted as she appeared behind all of them, running with Ravel behind her.

Naruto was nowhere to be seen.

"He is still asleep, he really doesn't care about school." Ravel corrected Asia, since her words gave the impression that Naruto actually planned to wake up at the right time. She had given up trying to wake Naruto up when he literally picked them up, put them outside of his bedroom, and locked the door when he went back in to sleep.

Koneko nodded her head.

"Bet his class is having a test today, and he just doesn't want to be there for it." Akeno muttered under her breath.

Koneko nodded her head to that too.

"Wouldn't put it passed him to skip a test for a subject he isn't good in." Koneko, and nobody, defended Naruto this time. They all knew him well enough to know that he didn't do things he didn't like, if he could avoid them.

*BOOM*

The school gate was crashed open when 3 members of Sona Sitri's peerage came flying out of the gates and landed across the street. They were knocked out cold, and possibly even completely dead with how their necks looked. It was an instantly worrying thing to see happen out of nowhere.

"She's an absolute monster, Irina back up!"

Kiba was instantly the first to run towards the school grounds, where he saw Xenovia and Irina both with heavy injuries fighting against a perfectly unharmed opponent. She was wielding a bladed club for a sword, and she was pushing both excalibur wielders back with ease as they tried to attack her to no success.

"Yes, your swords skills are excellent! Brava, this Big Sister is happy to fight you as long as possible!" Quetzalcoatl declared as she kicked the last fighting member of Sona's peerage in the head and sent them flying, while still easily defending herself from the holy sword users. She caught Mimic with her fingers, pinching the sword while she blocked the other with her own weapon.

She flicked Irina away, and gave Xenovia a backhand to the cheek.

"You know... I think sitting this one out is fine." Kiba stated as he looked at the church members. He had no obligation to help them, so they could get killed on their own. He noticed the barrier in the area that was keeping the regular humans away from the fight, so this woman wasn't a danger for the most part.

She seemed very-

"She has a very Naruto-smile when he's enjoying a fight." Asia commented as she shivered. This woman had the same type of charismatic fighting ability as Naruto, as she just toyed with her opponents. Neither of them posed any sort of threat against her, but she still allowed them to keep fighting.

Koneko sensed the holy swords and could see them being used.

"... Same." Koneko decided she would sit this one out as well.

"I don't care either way, as long as she doesn't attack innocents as Naruto would say." Ravel put it in terms that would give her some brownie points with Naruto later for sure.

"Hot girls are in danger, we should help!" Issei activated his Sacred Gear.

This could be his chance to get some girls for HIS harem, by playing the part of the hero!

"Oh, lovely spirit! Please, join the match, this Luchadora would be delighted to face an energetic youth of this nation. Please, all of you, show the flaming spirit burning within you! If this is the warm up, I can't wait until I can kill Naruto!"

...

"We have to get involved." Koneko stated as she undid the corset of her uniform and tossed it onto the ground. She rolled up her sleeves, knowing that she was going to be in for a rough fight. She couldn't let that comment slide, she could allow the death of her enemies, but somebody threatening her friends was not allowed. "Want to show off our teamwork Kiba?" Koneko asked.

Kiba already had two swords out.

"Yes, yes! The conditions are quite simple, just make me take one step out of the red circle, and I lose! I will do my best not to kill any of you! Accidents do happen, so I apologize ahead of time. I can revive some of you if that happens though." Quetzalcoatl spoke as she sent them a thumbs up. She did this while kicking Irina in the chin AND finger flicking Xenovia's sternum and sending both girls flying again.

Even Akeno got ready to fight.

"... Koneko, you lead and Kiba follow behind her, Issei you should charge up. Asia stay behind me, and Ravel-"

"I'm not fighting this battle, this woman is stronger than all of us combined and then some. She is toying with those exorcists. I'm going to wait until Naruto gets here, and explain the situation to him when all of you get killed. She said she can revive you all." Ravel deadpanned. If this woman could revive them, then there was no reason at all for her to get involved. She just pulled her phone out and sent a text to Naruto.

Hopefully that would wake him up.

-Even Later-

Pain, and nothing but pain.

Koneko was laying in a crater on her back, after being body slammed into the ground so hard that she was bleeding from the back of her head and shoulders. She wasn't dead, or even dying, but she had a serious head injury that was preventing her from moving from her position. Quetzalcoatl had attacked her, the fist fighter, using her fists and made sure to not use a weapon against her.

'This was a mistake... should have just let Naruto show up and take one for the team.' Akeno thought as she was pinned under a dozen trees. Her legs were crushed, and her arms were both broken to prevent her from using magic.

Quetzalcoatl was a lot more harsh towards Devils than humans, since she was still allowing Xenovia and Irina to fight for the most part.

Issei was dead again by the way.

He was dead in another crater somewhere.

"-so, that is the situation." Ravel finished her explanation to Naruto as he arrived to school very late. Naruto looked towards his opponent as she slapped Xenovia in the face, backhand, and actually used enough force to knock her out. "Bigger question, how long have you been watching?" Ravel asked.

Naruto crossed his arms and ignored her.

"Long enough to get the basics of the rules, so you're... a Rider servant summoned by another Uchiha to kill me, right?" Naruto asked as he looked at the woman with a raised eyebrow. She nodded her head proudly, and gave him a bow.

Naruto stepped into the ring.

"Oh, you're not afraid of me?" Quetzalcoatl asked with a curious smile.

"Just because you're stronger than me, does not mean I'm weaker than you." Naruto stated to her as he removed his jacket and tossed it on the ground.

That statement got some looks.

"Irina Shidou, get your comrade out of here. You two didn't need to get involved, but I'm going to borrow this for the fight." Naruto lifted up Excalibur Destruction and pointed it at his opponent. Naruto flipped the broadsword in his hand, before he stabbed it into the ground.

Kiba was visibly shocked.

'He can wield Holy Swords!?'

"YOU CAN WIELD HOLY SWORDS NATURALLY!?"

Quetzalcoatl didn't wait much longer to attack Naruto as she charged at him. She didn't need to explain her reasons for attacking him.

Naruto just jumped over her and did the splits in mid-air, before he landed behind her as she turned around with an even wider look of joy spreading her cheeks. She spun around and extended her fist into a powerful backhand.

"Excellent Leapfrog, and-" Quetzalcoatl wasn't fazed when Naruto put her in a full nelson and jumped into the air while holding her while leaning back. Naruto slammed her head into the ground and put a crater underneath both of them. She broke apart from him unscathed from the attack, but she was extremely happy. "-a Dragon Suplex, EXCELLENT! You are a Luchador, a fine Luchador at that!"

Naruto stretched his arms out as they both took a small break from their short bout, now actually sizing each other up.

"I watched enough of that fight to figure out you use Flying Moves, Piledrivers, Power Moves, and Strikes. So I should stick to Dives, Counters, Power Moves, and Submissions. Like I said, just because you're stronger than me, doesn't make me weaker than you." Naruto restated his earlier point. He leaned down and cracked his neck, while Quetzalcoatl leaned down and took up a different stance.

Well, this was going different.

'Why does he know this?' Koneko thought to herself.

Naruto stopped a Huracarrana with Running 360 and grabbed his opponent from the air, before he slammed her into the ground. Koneko was an experienced Luchadora herself, to the point that she had her own mask and everything, but even she didn't recognize that the opponent was using strictly lucha moves when confronted in hand to hand. She only used her sword for those using a sword.

By the way, Issei would have commented on how Quetzalcoatl's loose fitting clothes were magically NOT having and wardobe malfunctions with a lot of anger, were it not for the fact that he was currently dead.

Quetzalcoatl snapped her fingers, and everyone who was dead came back to life with their injuries fixed. Those who didn't die were still on the ground and in pain though, but her moment of mercy got her put into Electric Chair Drop when she had jumped onto Naruto's shoulders to try and slam his head into the ground. She ended up eating the dirt with a grin on her face though when Naruto rolled her into a pin.

"Wonderful, this pin will be extremely difficult to escape! You're taking advantage of the shape of my body and skeleton and putting me in a position I do not naturally bend! Wonderful use of your opponents strengths against them!" Quetzalcoatl stated as she broke free from the pin that was holding her down with pure brute strength. "I see what you mean about you not being weaker than me, despite me being stronger than you! You aren't strong enough to kill me, but I lack the skill to kill you! A wonderful stalemate!" Quetzalcoatl stated as she stood up and clapped her hands together.

Naruto was the more skilled martial artist, and surprisingly, with his shorter height and smaller body to combine with his greater skill, he was nearly impossible for her to land a hit on without leaving the circle to perform a big attack. He was even using their confined space in the ring to his advantage.

Time to use intimidation.

She put on her scariest face.

"But now I stop-"

"-holding back, my next move will kill you. I call it the Feathered Serpant Slayer, I used it to slay a feathered dragon god... you will be my next kill with this move." Naruto stated to her coldly as he leaned down and put one fingertip to the ground.

Quetzalcoatl took a step back from surprise.

"You've killed a dragon god before, that is quite the feat." She might have picked a fight with the perfect opponent to slay her if that was the case. She put her hands up, but Naruto just tapped his finger against the ground a couple of more times.

Naruto grinned.

"No, I never did that, but if I said it confidently enough you would take a step back." Naruto stated as he tapped the ground again.

Quetzalcoatl blinked and she looked down at the ground.

She stepped out of the ring.

"Amazing! Wonderful! Such a wonderful bluff! Yes, that was such an amazing bluff, that I hope that one day you will back it up! You have won the match, so no longer will I come for your life. To be honest, I was just doing this to sate my curiousity. I thank ALL of you for the fun fight, you all have such amazing potential." She snapped her fingers and a large flying dinosaur appeared. She jumped up into the air and landed on top of it.

Ravel approached Naruto, while everyone else started to stand up while groaning.

"Asia is healing Akeno right now, but I fixed the others up with my Tears... care to explain why she wanted to kill you?" Ravel asked Naruto with a raised eyebrow.

Naruto just crossed his arms.

"Why didn't you tell me you were a Luchador!? I would have loved to spar with you!" Koneko shouted as she ran up to Naruto. Weird things happening involving Naruto was the normal for her, so she just accepted this as par for the course. She wanted to know why Naruto never mentioned that he knew lucha arts.

Naruto just shrugged.

"I also know Sumo Wrestling if it helps, and I can play almost every sport. If it makes you feel better, I'm no good at Cradles and I prefer boxing to lucha. So the conversation never came up." Naruto admitted his own failings at cradles.

He just couldn't do them without hurting people, which went against the point of a good cradle.

Issei was alive again.

"Oh fuck... this is like... the second time I've died in my life. All I remember is a fist and almost seeing boob." Issei muttered with horrified wide eyes.

Many people were traumatized.

'... a Servant summoned itself in this area, because there is an extremely high concentration of supernatural energy and human belief. The longer I stay here, the more strong opponents will come looking for me. Power attracts power.' Naruto put his jacket back on. The text from Ravel told him that the opponent was going to revive the people she killed, so he couldn't really go into the fight angry or annoyed.

"Excalibur Destruction..."

Naruto took the sword from the ground.

"I'm giving this back to Xenovia, you don't get to take the easy way out of your issue." Naruto picked the sword up and started to walk towards the direction that Irina carried the knocked out Xenovia in.

...

"Naruto is holding a Holy Sword!?"

Right, Issei had been dead when Naruto used it earlier.

Chapter End!
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