HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! For your pride pleasure enjoy a fluff-filled glacier fic involving Cole and Zane doing Drag shows on date nights! I own nothing in this! Warning: Consumption of Alcohol and tipsy ninja. Any homophobic reviews will be reported as I do not tolerate homophobia. Glacier is adorable and anyone who dislikes this kind of content can just find another fic.
Zane locked his door carefully before reaching under his bed for a box. The box contained everything he would need for his show tonight, his green sequin dress, white silk gloves, his holly branch hair clip, snowflake themed jewelry. He put on a hologram giving him perfect makeup and figure complete with a light blue and silverish hairdo that cascaded in flawless waves down to the center of his back. Red eye shadow and lipstick shown against skin pale as the moon and as flawless as a sheet of ice. Green lash extensions and eyeliner contrasted the red and there was a rosy blush on his cheeks. There was a knock at the door, the rhythm signaling to him that it was his boyfriend Cole. He opened the door and quickly closed and re-locked it behind his lover. Cole reached into the box for his own outfit and makeup and soon Cole was in a crimson dress accented with silver glitter. He wore black silk gloves and he wore jewelry of rose quartzes and pieces of granite. He wore pink eye makeup and black lipstick as well as a black wig that flowed down his shoulder in a side braid.
"Hello darling, ready for the show tonight?" asked Poma Granite
"I always am," said Holly Mama. Her voice was much higher pitched and airy than normal.
"You ever wonder what might happen if the others find out this is what we do for date night once a month?" asked Poma
"Sometimes, but this is so much fun, I'm more worried about them choosing to join us and seeing the inevitable disasters of their first attempt at makeup, and Nya might get mad that we look so much hotter than she ever will," laughed Holly
"Well the show is starting in 2 hours, we should probably head out," said Poma. The two queens opened the window and jumped out. Somehow managing to run down the hundreds of stairs while in ridiculously high heeled shoes. They made it to the drag club in the center of the city and went through the back entrance where all their fellow Drag Queens were getting ready.
"I got margaritas!" sang one of the other queens carrying a tray through the door.
"Sweet," said Holly
"Here ya go sugar, I know you love the Christmas ones," said Eclipsa Da Moon. Holly accepted the drink and took a sip. Poma took a frozen strawberry, Margarita.
"So it's been a while since we've seen you two, how ya'll been?" asked Frida Chicken
"Oh you know, saving the world," said Poma
"Uh huh, Honey you two are always savin the world," said Frida
"Well it is our occupation during the day," said Holly
"And by night you're tearing up that stage with us," said Big Poppy
"Popularity comes in many forms," said Holly sipping her drink. After a few hours of gossip and drinks, all the queens were ready for their performances. It was very late when Zane and Cole made it back to the monastery, tipsy and very cuddly towards one another. Attempting not to fall as they made their way up the stairs, hushed whispers and giggles as they rolled their ankles trying to pull each other closer yet simultaneously up the stairs while still in their heels. Eventually, they made it to their room and discarded their outfits, putting them carefully under the bed and crawling under the covers, snuggling close to each other, still giggling and kissing each other.
"You've still got lipstick on," giggled Zane
"I'll wipe it off tomorrow morning," said Cole kissing Zane's neck causing the nindroid to giggle even more.
"I love you," said Zane
"I love you too," said Cole. The next morning Cole took off his makeup and changed his pillowcase.
"You always forget to take your makeup off at night," laughed Zane
"I had more important things on my mind, like an adorable little nindroid giggling at everything I did," said Cole
"Fair point," said Zane, his smile still bright.
"Come here you," said Cole, pulling Zane close to him again. Making Zane giggle. The other ninja knew not to disturb the lovers on the morning after date night, or any other morning for that matter, lest they see something they don't want to.
"As much as I want to stay snuggled with you all day, the others will get irritated if their pancakes and bacon are not on the table," said Zane
"They can get over themselves, I'm not letting you go right now," said Cole, pulling Zane back onto their bed. Zane snuggled into the warmth of Cole's bare chest, still able to smell the fruity perfume Cole had worn the night before. Within moments they were asleep again, only to be woken an hour later by Jay banging on their door demanding food. Zane and Cole sighed before getting into the shower to wash off the perfume and residual makeup as well as the glitter in their hair. They couldn't risk Nya having an allergic reaction to their perfume. Once out of the shower they got into their uniforms and Zane went to the kitchen to start breakfast for a very hangry group of ninja. Cole wrapped his arms around Zane's chest and rested his head on Zane's shoulder as his icy lover mixed batter.
"Hi," said Cole as he kissed Zane's neck. Zane closed his eyes and leaned back into Cole's embrace.
"Hi," said Zane breathily. He rushed through the pancakes and set them on the table before allowing Cole to carry him back to their room.
"Now, I get you to myself," said Cole. A few days later there was a call about a gang that was causing the police a ton of trouble because it was slowly becoming a mafia.
"These thugs frequent Laughy's, we need a way to get them to spill their secrets, I suggest Nya and Pixal use their feminine charms to get answers," said Lloyd
"No! I hate dresses and makeup!" said Nya
"Zane and I can do it," said Cole
"What?" asked Jay
"Zane and I can dress as women and get these guys to talk," said Cole
"You mean dress in drag?" asked Jay
"Yes," said Cole
"Well, if you're sure you can pull it off…" said Lloyd. Zane and Cole ran to their room and put on their outfits, their day life, and nightlife had collided. Zane was slightly giddy to see the look on Nya's face when she saw them. After two hours of getting Cole's makeup and hair done as well as taping and padding that they had down to a science, the two Queens emerged again. Jay and Kai gasped.
"Where did you guys get those outfits? Or all that makeup and jewelry?" asked Nya
"We go out like this every third Friday," said Zane
"Wait, you two do drag shows?" asked Kai
"Yes," said Cole
"I hate you both," muttered Nya
"Come again?" asked Zane
"You two are so much better looking than me! It's not fair!" exclaimed Nya. Zane smirked
"Called it," he whispered to Cole
"So what are your names?" asked Jay
"I'm Holly Mama, and Cole is Poma Granite," said Zane
"This is perfect, no one is going to suspect a thing!" said Kai. Suddenly Wu came out of his room, Misako right behind him.
"Um, Sensei, why are you wearing mom's nightgown? And mom why are you wearing sensei's PJs?" asked Lloyd
"Never mind that!" exclaimed Wu
"Oh, who are these two beautiful ladies?" aked Misako
"Cole and Zane do drag," said Kai
"I'm so jealous! Please teach me how to do makeup like that!" said Misako, obviously trying to distract everyone from her wearing Wu's PJs. Zane and Cole snickered. It was obvious to everyone except little innocent Lloyd, what had happened. Cole and Zane entered Laughy's, turning heads as they sat at the bar. They both ordered a cocktail and saw their targets approaching.
"Hello boys," said Holly
"Hello little lady," said the thug.
"Try anythin funny and you'll get a heel through your eye," said Poma
"I like em' feisty," laughed the thug
"How bout you boys come have a drink with us first, let us get to know you a bit first," said Holly, laying the heavily practiced feminine charm on thick. The thugs sat down on either side of Zane and Cole.
"So what do you boys do for a livin?" asked Poma, sipping her drink.
"Waste management," said one of them
"That's nice," said Holly sweetly. The other Ninja were listening in through the earpieces Zane and Cole were wearing.
"I have to say, they know their stuff," said Nya
"I have to get tickets to their next show!" said Jay. The others looked at him.
"Why?" asked Kai
"Because I need Ideas so we can pull this kinda stunt more often, thugs are so much more inclined to talk to a pretty face than the law," said Jay
"Maybe we should all try it, it looks fun," said Lloyd
"It's a lot of work to get a feminine figure from a masculine one, there's a reason it took two hours for them to get ready," said Wu
"Um sensei, how would you know?" asked Kai
"I experimented quite a bit in my younger years," said Wu. All the ninja burst out laughing. Cole and Zane had soon apprehended the thugs and the crime ring was on the fast track to being dissolved. Zane and Cole would come home to Wu in one of Misako's dresses and lots of makeup, surrounded by laughing ninja.
"Um Sensei, that color completely clashes with your skin tone, let us help you," said Holly.