Silly fossil me! I almost forgot to give a huge shoutout to the author who got the Drunken Marriage community up and running in the first place! Let's give a great big hand to the big man in bones… Austin Ga Kill! Hope you guys enjoy this chapter and leave plenty of reviews!
*I STILL DON'T OWN RWBY!*
Filler Chapter: A Spartan's Worry!
The next day at Beacon academy, the morning was progressing in its usual manner. Which means that the students were sleeping in because of the weekend. And in team JNPR's room, all but one of its members were sleeping soundly.
Pyrrha was sitting wide awake on her bed as she struggled to actually STAY awake. Jaune hadn't come back last night and didn't even send them a message as to his whereabouts, and that made her stay up all night waiting for him. True, Jaune is more than capable of taking care of himself, but Pyrrha still worries about him. It isn't like him to just take off and not give any implications of being gone for so long.
Okay, so maybe Pyrrha's being a bit of a mother hen, but can you blame her? This is her crush we're talking about!
'Where are you, Jaune? This isn't like you at all!' Pyrrha thought to herself.
She was startled out of her thoughts when the alarm clock started ringing rather loudly, causing her to accidentally activate her polarity Semblance and smash it against the wall. Which just so happened to be what woke up Nora.
"What the heck, Pyrrha?! That was my only alarm clock!" Nora whined.
"I'm sorry!" Pyrrha apologized.
That's when Ren woke up and both he and Nora got a good look at the state of their teammate.
"My goodness, Pyrrha! No offense, but you look absolutely terrible!" Ren stated.
And he would be right. Pyrrha's hair was severely disheveled, her eyes were red and bloodshot with bags under them, and she was so jittery that it looked like she would either faint or jump out of her skin at the slightest sound!
"YEESH! Is the Zombie apocalypse upon us or something?! Because I think you're turning into one!" Nora added.
Pyrrha just sighed. She knew she shouldn't have stayed up all night waiting for Jaune. But she did it anyway.
"Sorry guys, I was up all night waiting for Jaune." Pyrrha explained.
"He didn't come back last night?" Ren asked.
"No. No he didn't." Pyrrha replied. "And that's what worries me."
"Oh come on, Pyrrha, our fearless leader is practically a fully accomplished and totally badass hunter who not only kept all of us together like he has for so long, but also revived the Fall Maiden and saved all of Beacon! What's the worst that could happen?" Nora said/asked.
This bit of information did absolutely nothing to ease Pyrrha's frazzled mind. If anything, it just caused her to think up over a thousand different scenarios involving things that could happen to Jaune. None of them were very good.
As fast as she could move, Pyrrha grabbed her scroll and dialed Jaune's number, praying to Monty that he would be alright and would answer her.
In a Dimly Lit Hotel Room…
A scroll that was set on a nightstand began ringing with a very annoying ringtone as it received a call from someone. A hand reached out from under the covers of the bed and sent the call to their voicemail before retreating back under the sheets in order for both individuals to get some more sleep.
"I thought I told professor Port to STOP sending me those custom made alarm ringtones." said a groggy boy with blonde hair.
"At least it's off now." added an equally groggy brown haired girl.
The two snuggled closer to each other and fell back asleep instantly. And neither seemed to realize that they were not alone. Nor who exactly they were with at that moment.
Boy, are these two in for a surprise when they wake up.
Back with (J)NPR…
"Hey, you've reached Jaune Arc of the Arc Family. If you're listening to this, it means I'm either doing my chores, training with Crocea Mors, or kicking Grimm behind with my team. Leave a message."
"Nuts! It went to his voicemail!" Pyrrha said.
"It's okay, Pyrrha. I'm sure that wherever Jaune is, he is absolutely fine." Ren assured.
"Yeah! And if anyone's giving our Hero of Vale any trouble like those rabid fans that chased him earlier this month, then we'll just go over there and BREAK THEIR LEGS!" Nora added.
"Nora, we've been over this. We're not breaking anyone's legs!" Ren stated firmly.
But Pyrrha was unsure. Thinking back to that horde of rabid fanboys and fangirls (mostly girls) chasing HER knight made her want to agree with her violent friend. However, the more rational side of her mind made her wonder about something else. Was she being just the slight bit too overprotective of her partner?
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NAH! Of course she wasn't!
Pyrrha couldn't ponder anything anymore because Nora tilted her head up and shoved a funnel in her mouth before dumping a whole pot of coffee down her throat. She spat out the funnel and coughed as she tried to get the air back into her lungs.
"NORA! What was THAT for?!" demanded Pyrrha.
"To wake you up, silly! You're a spartan, not a sloth!" Nora replied.
But she soon regretted her decision when she saw Pyrrha begin trembling as her pupils and irises shrank to the size of pin holes. The redhead began sputtering nonsense as she started to spazz out even more than she had been before.
"Pyrrha...? Are you okay?" Ren asked cautiously.
He got his answer as all hell broke loose in that instant.
Meanwhile: Ozpin's Office…
Beacon's headmaster was drinking his morning coffee as he thought back to last nights events which in turn will lead to the most entertaining chapter of his career as a teacher yet!
He knew about Jaune and Amber's little get-together. In fact, he had been very much hoping that it would happen. He knows something about the power of the four maidens that even THEY don't know about. Something that would benefit the entire world and make two certain people's lives very happy.
As it turns out, there are four warriors that if one of them and one of the maidens were to have a child, that child's power would be even greater than their parents. But I don't think I'll say anything more on that subject.
Ozpin chuckled as he watched on the viewing screen as Nora forced a whole pot of freshly brewed coffee down Pyrrha's gullet to try and help her stay awake, thus turning the spartan into a human pinball of caffeinated death!
"This is better than a science fiction novel!" Ozpin said to himself.
"I swear, you are five years old." Glynda sighed as she too watched.
Although she will admit that she found it mildly entertaining when Pyrrha ended up turning her teammates and team RWBY into human bowling pins. Not that she'll say that out loud, mind you.
*To Be Continued…*
Short chapter, I know. But I probably won't be updating this story as often as my others, so I wanted to get this update out of the way. Hope to see some reviews for this chapter!