"What a lovely couple." I give the principal an annoyed look, but he ignores it and continues smiling.

Couple? Didn't you saw how I got threatened by your granddaughter?

"U-umm, I think that's all of my questions, so I don't mind proceeding with the topic" I move a little to the corner of the sofa.

Sorry woman, I am still not accustomed to having any woman beside Komachi, I hope she won't notice.

"Why are you moving to the corner?"

Oh my god, she noticed even that, did she also learn the Hikigaya foundation? But as a househusband, I always expect the worst.

"This lazy fiancée of yours just want to relax more, since my body used too much energy". I put my head in the arm of the sofa and remove my right foot from my shoes and put it in the place where I sit earlier.

Behold one of my Hachiman defensive measures, not only it gives the distance between me and the target, but it also gives me a comfortable position, this is the real definition of two birds in one stone.

I saw the princess stands up and I remove my left foot from my shoes and put my feet together then straighten it.

Now I just need to close my eyes, then perfect! I can sleep now.

I try to close my eyes, but a sound of moving chair enters my ear. I put some effort to move my head and I saw a chair near the arm of the sofa with the princess sitting on it.

What the fuck! My perfect plan countered easily. T-this woman is good

She noticed me and smile. I force myself to smile.

Smile Hachiman, smile! Or else she will know about your plan.

"Since you called me Princess, what should I call you then?" She put her index finger on her chin and slightly moved her head sideways.

*Doki* I immediately close my eyes.

T-That's cute, Persevere Hachiman Persevere, Komachi is the cutest in the world, and the word cute means Komachi.

I open my eyes and direct it at her. "You can name me the way you comfortable with since I named you myself".

She nods. "Hmmm, Ha-Hachiman, how about Haa-chan?" She blushes on those words.

I stand suddenly and cross my arms, "No!".

"You reject too fast, I wonder why?" The blush suddenly disappears.

I go back to my seat and looked at her. "There is a kid that gave me that name, so it isn't appropriate to have that name by two people, right?"

She nods. "T-then I'll just call you Ha-Hachiman when we are in private and Hikigaya-kun in public" Her blush appears once again.

I slouched again and rest. "You can just call me Hikigaya-kun since you got embarrassed by saying my first name."

I felt cold all of a sudden. I look at her and she is staring at me or I must say glaring!

"B-but I think Hachiman is also good!" I immediately add.

"Then it's settled…" She sits again and looks at her grandfather. "…So Mr. Principal, since our private matters are done, we can continue our discussion now"

"No more lovers' quarrel?" His question made the Ice Princess blush.

"W-Were not." She stutters.

"Haha I'm just joking, then let's proceed with the next matter…" The principal called me. "…Hikigaya-san you are awake right?"

Of course, I am, I'm just tired but I am still maintaining my househusband manners.

I give him a thumbs up. "Then you two will be one of the representatives for the 2nd year in the discipline committee and I want you to nominate other second years since the third year will retire next week together with the student council.

Oh, it's the step up of the fox for being the president, she abused her power in acting as a president, how about now that she will become a full-fledged president?

"Trust between a couple is a must so I'll let the Princess handle this matter!" I wave my fingers on the air.

'I don't want to work with complicated matters such as that, so you handle it alone' is what I really meant.

"Hachiman is right Mr. Principal."

What? Did she just say my first name without stuttering?

I bend my head upward to look at her. I see an upside-down woman that is releasing a murderous aura.

Oh my God, did she already realize my plan? T-this woman is scary.

I move my body to sit and looked at the Principal since I can't look at her.

"O-of course, We will handle it together so our trust w-will strengthen, a-about the previous statement, w-we can do it if w-we are both s-satisfied with our T-R-U-S-T with each other, r-right Princess?" I hesitatingly look at her.

"Hmmm okay, then that's all for now, Hikigaya-kun you should finish your leaving of the Service club."

"Roger, then I'll take my leave…" I look at the Ice Princess. "…want to leave together?"

She nods and we both bow at the Principal.

…

8:30

"Hmmm, we got 15mins before class starts…" I look at my fiancée. "…why don't we make some rules for us?"

She nods. "Alright".

Straightforward as always. "Let's find a place first."

I bring her to my loner's spot since I need to get a dose of Max Coffee.

"Isn't that the Coffee that has sugar and condensed milk in it?" I nod.

"That's bad for your health…" She shortens our distance and starts reprimanding me.

"…I won't prohibit you from drinking it but at least take once and twice a day alternatively okay?" I gruntled which caused her to poke my forehead in every syllable she says.

"I-I will" I hesitatingly said.

She observes my reaction and then gazes at my Max Coffee. "What? Do you want to try? Then go buy one yourself." I remove Max Coffee from her sight.

She gives me a cold glare, then sighs. "I'll try to create a coffee for you, that will be good for your health and palate…" She gives me a flick on my forehead.

"…so at least sacrifice your Maxx Coffee okay?" I just unconsciously nod.

Oh my God, did an angel fall, I think I saw a pair of wings behind her back and a halo on her head.

She claps her hands. "Good, then let's discuss the rules then." I open my Max Coffee since I can't think well from the revelation of an angel from earlier. It seems the sweetness calms my mind.

First: In private we can call each other the way we want, but in Public, we need to call each other with our surnames.

Second: We will remain our engagement as private. (I agree, I don't want to always dodge Sensei's punch)

Third: We must at least listen to each other's opinions.

Fourth: Date at least once a week

She noted all the rules on her phone and send it to me. "So, this is it for now?"

"What! there are more rules in the future?" She frowns and points her index finger at me.

"It will depend on your behavior, so be a good fiancé and no new rules will be added."

"I'll be good then" I proudly state. Laziness is Banzai!

"By the way, I want to voice my opinion on the other rules." She sits on the bench beside the vending machine and signals me to sit with her.

*Gulp*

She noticed the sound. "Are you still not used being near with me?..."

Nope, I don't mind being with you, but the problem is that we are too close for me to DODGE your attacks later on.

"I-I think" Hoping she would let me distance myself from her.

"Then get used to it…" She just smiles.

I'm dead, a cold sweat drops from my forehead.

"…let's hear your opinion then."

"Umm, my only concern is the 3rd and the 4th rules," I told her.

"What's the problem?" She asks.

"About the third…" I look away from her. "…would you accept even if it is meant for me being lazy?"

*Pinched*

"Ouch" I look at her.

She just smiles "No!"

Figures, tsk I'm just trying my luck woman.

"Then what's the fourth, I hope it won't be meaningless as the 3rd one" She raises her hand and show me her nails which are long enough that can put a scar on my skin.

"U-umm can we rewrite the least with most?"

*Pinched*

"Ouch!" She used that nails, I swear, it's that nails.

"Hachiman…" She gives me a glare with icy intent in it. "…what did you want to rewrite again?"

I looked at her and cold sweat dripped on my forehead. "The ONCE Princess! I want to rewrite the once but since you don't want to then I won't change it!"

Her glare stopped and look at me in disbelief.

Hah, you didn't see that coming right? That's one of my evasive measures 'Try to make something better but deny it the best'.

"Your mind is useful when it is related to your goal…" she sighs. "…is that all".

"I still have one." I remove my eyeglasses and put it in my vest pocket then touch her shoulder.

I need to approve this at all costs. It seems she is shocked seeing my bare eyes.

"Please, don't make the date at weekends!" I plead.

I said it! I used all of the cards I have. Please approve this.

It seems she regains some of her composure but still blushes. "Y-You did all those flashy moves and yet, it is for your laziness"

Where did you get embarrassed this time?

She smiles at me. "Rejected!"

Oh my God, my weekend vacation had been robbed! This Princess is worse than the Queens, who said that Queen is stronger?

I dare you to say that in front of me and I'll give you this princess beside me.

No, I must not prevail. I'll try again, maybe I got some scratches on her defense.

I stand up and moved in front of her. I kneel and look at her. "Princess, please reconsider about the opinion of this foolish lazy lamb."

She sighs. "I am doing this for you. Foolish lazy lamb!..."

She put her hands in my vest pocket and get my glasses then she wears it on me. "…I won't reconsider! I don't know what other women say about your eyes, but I think you look handsome on it, so don't remove your glasses unless you needed to"

She stands up and offers me her hand. "Stand up already, Class will start soon."

I grab it and stand up when we walk together inside the building which causes some murmurs in the surroundings.

Not like I care, and it seems she doesn't mind as she follows my pace.

I sigh. "It seems her defense is stronger than I thought."

AUTHORS NOTE:
Predator7: The ship hadn't been attacked yet! So no ship had been sunk yet Haha

Tortillacrumbs: Told ya, I need a good name for it, Thanks for the suggestion

cell: Umm I just don't have the strength to copy and read his monologue since the LN is enough for me but Thanks :D

Je-ar T Damasco: Hahaha don't focus too much at the Ice Queen and the Ice or Fire Princess. Well, I won't blame you for that.