Credit is the ability to take on debt and pay with interest.
It seems I unconsciously got a credit from a shark loan also known as the God of Rom-Com.
The room temperature is currently decreasing as time flows by.
"Hachiman?..." Yukinoshita glares at me.
I want to go home, where is the exit? "…Hikigaya-kun would you explain why does Tanaka-san call you with your first name?"
I look at the other side to avoid Yukinoshita's icy glare and look what I saw! Another icy glare.
Is this what they called mirroring?
"Hachiman…" The Princess is glaring at me as well. "…It seems I heard you shouting about not leaving on the Service Club?"
These two are glaring at me at the same time. I wish their glare were Emperor Haki so that I could faint right now.
I looked at the other people of the room, they were also glaring at me, I look at Hiratsuka-sensei and she just gives me a smug.
Shit, this woman is getting her revenge since she can't hit me anymore.
I think I want to cry for help as moist started to blur my vision. I try to remove the glasses.
"Hachiman…" The princess shortens our distance. "…Didn't I told you that you shouldn't remove your glasses when there are other women present?"
"R-right, I-It's just that the bridge of my nose is having sweat and moist is gathering in the glasses."
She sighs. "I'll help you then…."
She lowers my bangs to cover my eyes and put out a handkerchief from her vest pocket. "…just look at me, I'll wipe those sweat."
"Roger." I just follow her offer since I'm in a deadlock on the other side, might as well get caught by one rather than four.
She glares at me. "Try to look at the surrounding once I removed your glasses, and you will say goodbye to your lazy life okay?"
W-What kind of threat is that? I-It's super effective. This woman is scary as I thought!
She removes my glasses then a tinge of red appears on her face. "I'll wipe your face now, don't try to look any place, Okay?"
"Okay," I lazily answer.
Why bother questioning me when there is only one option.
Instead of wiping the bridge of my nose, she wipes almost all parts of my face.
Oh well, I don't mind since there is some smell of powder at her handkerchief. It might help me reduce some sweat.
After wiping me, the Princess starts wiping my glasses and wear them on me.
It seems the Princess is calm now, so only one problem left!
I turn my eyes on the other side, and I saw they're jaw-dropping.
"O-oi, any problem?" Are you all sick? Did Hikigerms really exist?
Yukinoshita regains her composure and gives me her icy glare.
I shouldn't ask a question and should just run from that moment.
"Hikigaya-kun, it seems you know Tanaka-san?..." She finally shows her murderous smile.
I didn't even do anything and just request If you don't want just reject me as you do to others.
"…Mind giving us some explanation?" She looks at Mari. "…By the way, sorry for the late greetings but, Good afternoon Tanaka-san."
She immediately turns her eyes on me after that short greetings.
Luckily, I got a one-step move backward. Another 10 and I'll be beside door-chan.
"Good afternoon to you too, Yukinoshita-san…" She slightly bows at her then turned her gaze at the other people present.
"…If I'm not mistaken you are Miura-san and Yuigahama-san from Class 2-F? Good afternoon to the both of you..." She bows at them.
Wow, this girl is something, she gave respects at those people, but her aura is still invading me.
She finally looks at the foxy kouhai. "…you must be the new elected President that Hachiman helps, Good afternoon."
"Y-yes" The fox answers immediately.
How did she do that? I can't even control that fox, I want that technique!
"Fufu, no need to be tense…" She warmly smiles at the fox while her back emits a cold one that is reserved only for me. "…I am looking forward to working with you in the future."
"S-same with me, U-umm Tanaka-Senpai!" The fox also bows.
"Even I would answer the same, if I saw a senpai like her, Hell I might not just bow but also do a dogeza." I thought I think those words, but it seems I'm mistaken as the other present looks at me with a shock on their face and Yuigahama signaling me to silence.
*Gulp*
The girl in front of me turns around to look at me.
Oh no, I have already stepped 3x, 8 more and I'm safe.
"Ara, Hachiman?" She steps three times forward. "…It seems you are gaining some distance…"
I told you this woman can observe even a slight change.
"…I wonder what you meant when you said that sentence from before." She is smiling at me and it is the smile that I don't want to see.
"U-umm, what are you doing here?..." I then point my index finger outside. "…and who's the guy over there?"
Komachi, let Onii-chan borrow your skills.
She scarily chuckles at my question. "For the latter question, you should know that it is Hayama-san, and I'll add another information, so you won't follow up your useless question…"
A cold sweat drop from my forehead. She really knew my plan.
"...it seems he is a temporary member from the Service Club since he is also a member of the Soccer Club. Why is he here with me? It's just that I'm looking for the Service Club to find you and saw him coming to the special building, so I asked him to bring me here with the thought that you are done by the time I arrived but…" she shows me her fingers and those scary fingernails. "…you should know the rest."
S-she even remove all my possible follow up. I wonder if I can add some normies starting conversation pack like 'It's nice weather isn't it?'
I immediately held her wrist.
I felt that this thing will attack me sooner or later.
I give her a forced smile. "A-and the former?"
Huh? The scary aura suddenly vanished except the other people in the room.
I release my hold onto her.
She turns her gaze at the board with stacked up chairs covering it and starts fiddling her fingers. "I-its more private so l-let's talk about it later."
I looked at the people in the room. Hiratsuka-sensei changed her smug look into a murderous look.
Did she get irritated on how I didn't get punished? good for you, you didn't even help your favorite student here.
Miura moved outside. It seems her focus changed onto the Faker.
Isshiki looks at us with jaw dropped.
What are you doing? Do you want to let Miura get the upper hand? I signal her outside and seems like she understands as she also goes to Hayama.
I looked at Yuigahama, and there she is looking at me, the princess and the queen repeatedly.
That doesn't help why don't you activate your cheery but useless comment?
Finally, I looked at the Ice Queen, and as I expect. She is giving me not glare but a murderous look.
"W-What?" I stuttered. Damn mouth, she will get the upper hand if this continues.
"It seems I miss a lot about the happenings today…" She sips some of her tea.
She smiles at me. "…might as well stay here and give me some 'Too much Detailed Explanation'. What do you think Hikigaya-kun?..."
I don't want too! Even I didn't think that a day would be too long even for me.
"…and besides you also have a request from us, right?..." I verify if the princess is not looking then I nod.
"…Then" She points at the chair that previously used by the Fire Queen.
Scary, I thought I got an immunity against her, but it seems it's only useful at the tip of the iceberg and what is that chair? Is that the chair for Torturing innocent people such as me?
"I-I like standing" I forced a smile at her.
"Ara, how can we talk properly if we are not comfortable? Right?" She corners me with her questions.
I think I'll die with you being near.
"I-I'm really comfortable in standing" Just give up woman.
"As I said, Please S-I-T." She stops smiling.
I think I heard the word 'SIT' only.
"I-I will rethink about the request," I said.
"I said we accept right? so it is mandatory to hear the request!"
What? I didn't know about this rule before, she even kicked out another man that proposed to her before. Even if they came with a valid reason.
"W-Why didn't you do it before?" Why do you want to torture me that much!
"It's special now since you are a going-to-be a former member"
I believe in equality, so please don't think of me as special, but rather as nothing!
"I-I" a voice suddenly butts in.
"He will explain everything…" Alas, the Ice Princess is back.
Why are you so slow Hachiman? You just stunned her a moment ago and now you let her get back in the battle.
"Would things fine if I also join in, Yukinoshita-san?" She smiles at the Ice Queen
Yukinoshita also offers a smile. "Of course."
Are they really smiling? They're smiling, right? RIGHT?
If this will be the basis of the word 'smile' I think there will be no more happy people exist.
I look at Sensei. She is also smiling but her eyes tell me otherwise.
To the Rom-com God, I promise that I'll pay you. It's just that I can't pay you whole so would you accept in terms?