I am currently inside the prison called Service Club and being confined by the two Yuki-Onna.

"Sensei, would you mind handing me the form? You might destroy it sooner or later" Yukinoshita grabbed the form effortlessly.

How did she do that? It's good if the form destroyed then I don't need to continue asking the request.

"By the way Yuigahama-san, Miura-san and Hayama-san…" She looks at the three. Well Yuigahama is beside her while the two are near the door.

"…if my memory serves me right, you told me last week that you and your friends have some party. I don't mind dismissing you all right now" She smiles at them.

Please don't go, I don't have a witness here!

I attempt to give a signal to the Faker, but a hand suddenly grabs my wrist.

"Hachiman, they have their own private business and so do we…" Mari smiled at me.

Please don't include me in the two-letter word 'We' I prefer the word 'You and I'.

Mari looks at the fox. "Isshiki-san, you should also go back to the student council, our school life is mostly centered at your actions."

"R-right Tanaka-senpai" She looks at me and I look at her.

Fox, please give your Senpai a work right now!

"Senpai, Goodbye" She bows and bid farewell to the other people present then joins with the Faker and co.

The remaining people are the Ice Queen, the Ice Princess, the Brutal single woman, and yours truly the 'Victim'.

While I'm lamenting on how they will torture me. I saw the watch of the girl that is currently grabbing my wrist.

I think I obtained a Nirvana. A sudden light envelope my body. Amitabha!

I raise my hand. "Um, I think the club hours will end soon!"

Yukinoshita verifies my word as she looks at her watch. "Indeed, club hours will end soon…"

See, you think that you can scare me now?

She looks at Hiratsuka-sensei. "…Sensei you can leave the rest to us, rest assured that I will handle this matter S-E-R-I-O-U-S-L-Y."

I-I got carried away, I take back what I said. I think I'm scared now.

Hiratsuka-sensei nod and decides to leave. "By the way sensei…" Yukinoshita gets sensei's attention before closing the door.

"…We will extend until 6P.M. you wouldn't mind right?" Sensei nods and leave.

I mind! Please tell me that question as well and I'll answer even in nano, pico or femto seconds!

"W-Wait! We can't overextend club hours." I protest.

"Hikigaya-kun…" She gives me a glare. "…this is a matter of the service club, I am the president so I decide what time it will end, and beside it is my obligation to answer a client such as yourself."

"T-that is dictatorship! I won't oblige…" I said. "…and besides we can't leave the same time as the teacher does. Who gave you the right?"

"I do!" Another cold voice beside me answered. I look at the blushing Princess and she puts her phone in my field of vision.

Why are you embarrass again?'

*To Grandfather*

Grandfather there is something urgent happen regarding the Dismissal of my fiancé so, would you mind if we leave the school the same time as the teachers?

*From Grandfather*

Okay, and say Hi to Hikigaya-san or should I say grandson-in-law!

"Wow, no wonder you got that- Wait! You are abusing your power; I demand an explanation." I stand up and point my fingers on her.

Two pair of eyes suddenly give me a very deadly and sharp look.

*Gulp*

"You should be the one who needs to give an explanation!" I immediately go back to my sit right after I heard those words from the two Yuki-onna.

I must not waver; I am a man that will become a househusband. Remember Housewives are the ruler of the house, so I will also become a ruler when I become one!

I gather all my willpower. I don't know if I have one though.

I cross my leg. "Why do I need to give both of you an explanation?" I cockily said.

"Hikigaya-kun, did my sense of hearing failed me?..." Her sharp eyes intensify, and I think a vein is popping on her forehead. "…Did I hear something inappropriate?"

"Hachiman, I think that you said something that you shouldn't, Right?" The Princess also looks the same as the Queen.

I immediately move my chair away from the Princess.

"Ha…ha…ha…" I think my throat will dry. "…my sentence is not yet finished. I-I just want to tell that part more proudly since it sounds cool!..."

I forced a smile at them while my hands are shaking under the table. "…T-the complete sentence is Why do I need to give both of you an explanation when I planned to do it from the start."

A cold sweat dropped from my forehead.

I thought they won't fight back; I didn't think that it will remain as a thought.

"Then shall we begin?" Yukinoshita looked at Mari and she nods.

"D-don't I have a say in this?" I reluctantly asked which gave me a glare.

I'm just trying you know! Can't I just voice a little opinion?

"So, who should be the first one to ask Yukinoshita-san?" Mari asked Yukinoshita.

"Can I ask first then?" Mari nods.

"So Hikigaya-kun…" She starts her interrogation. "…How did you meet Tanaka-san and she even called you on your first name."

I also want to know why she called me by my first name! What happened to the rules!

"I-I demand my rights to remain silent." It's good I love manga, games and light novels.

Yukinoshita just smile. "Ara, you don't have the rights to say that?"

What? Please call my attorney! This woman is definitely abusing her power.

I look at Mari to ask for help.

She smiles and look at Yukinoshita. "She is asking you questions so I'll let her have you FOR NOW!" A chilling tone can be heard from the last two words.

"I wonder about that." Yukinoshita also looks at Mari.

A spark can be seen at their eyes. I just want to go home.

"So Hikigaya-kun, I hope you would answer now, time is ticking you know?"

It's ticking but it's slow!

"U-um the question is not related to the subject, so the question is void?" I tried to reason with my logic skills.

The Request is about staying at the Service Club, and if she finds a reason then most likely it will lead to my charming trait 'Laziness'.

It seems I already hit her limit as she stands up. "I will answer!"

She sits and motioned her hand for me to go on.

I don't want to violate the rule since I felt trouble regarding it.

"Tanaka-san and I are childhood friends" I look at Yukinoshita straight to her eye.

It is not that I'm good at lying, but I think I can look at her straight if desperation occurs.

Yukinoshita's eyes soften. "I-I see."

Easy! Behold to this skill of mine. Forcing Hikki. It forces me to break my limit in almost anything, as long as it doesn't break the condition of things that I don't acknowledge such as working.

"Don't lie to her Hachiman." Those words made the soften eyes become much colder than the previous one.

Oh no it's an absolute ZERO! I felt it.

"Hikigaya-kun, it seems the other party involved didn't agree with your explanation?" I look at the other party involve and want to drill my stare onto her, but her eyes drill more than I thought.

Woman you want me to violate the rule right! I won't give in.

"I-if the other party didn't agree, p-please ask her yourself" I point at Mari.

Please don't focus on me, I already lost the battle of 2 vs 1, don't made me lose the war as well

"Tanaka-san, it seems Hikilying-kun don't have the intention to spill the truth?" Since Yukinoshita is standing it looked like that she is looking down on the Ice Princess. 'Wooh, it seems I evaded the question.'

"Ara? Hmmm…" She put her index finger at her chin.

She sighs. "…then so be it, I'll just tell you our relationship…"

She smirks. "…but are you sure you want to know?"

Yukinoshita frowns but nods.

SOS, SOS, Please! Don't do it here, an innocent is here! I am here! I will reduce a super little bit of my laziness so please!'

The Princess points her index finger at me. "That lazy fool over there and me are engaged!..." She gives Yukinoshita a sharp glare. "…I hope that you won't sullied the surname I'll have in the future"

I-I can't lie anymore, Goodbye soldier! better use this it might lessen some damage.

I looked at Yukinoshita. "It just happened…"

I put my fist and knock my head lightly and revealed my tongue. "…Tehee!"

AUTHORS NOTE:
HarimaHige: I just don't want a lonely monologuing haha, my bad.

wildarms13: How about Zaimokuza, why you people didn't miss the Comrade Chuuni!

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