Peter pov
"Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh dun-dun-dun-duuuuh..." Catching himself humming Peter shakes his head in irritation. "Well, at least it isn't the Imperial March." Sighing he checks the time and quickens his pace towards the training rooms.
Stepping into the training room Peter is just about to apologies for being late when he freezes in his tracks at what greets him.
"Hello, Baby-Jedi." Holding a blaster to the head of the training master is Deadpool. "I believe you've got something that belongs to me."
Dumbstruck Peter stares confused. "Huh?"
Eyes narrowing, Deadpool gives a mock kind smile. "My katanas?"
Shoulders slumping, Peter lets out a dejected,"Oh..."
Nodding back at the door Deadpool presses the blaster closer to his hostage. "Lead the way."
Turning in the doorway, Peter, Deadpool and the hostage slowly make their way to the apprentice room.
..-..-..-..
Rummaging through one of his many boxers of tech Peter finally finds the lightkatanas. Turning he holds them out for the Sith to take.
Pushing the hostage down to the floor Deadpool keeps the blaster pointed at them as he retrieves his katanas. "Hello, babies. Missed me? Mommy sure missed you. Yes, I did."
Clearing his throat Peter interrupts this most touching reunion. "There you have them. What now?"
Attaching his katanas to his belt Deadpool hums, pretending to contemplate the apprentice question. "What now?"
Grinning the Sith holds out his hand. "Hand over your lightsaber."
"But-"
"Ah ah ah." Waving the blaster he still got it pointed at the hostage.
Lips pressed tightly together Peter tries not to smirk as he hesitatingly unhooks his lightsaber from his belt and hands it to Deadpool.
"See how yo-" But as Deadpool grips the handle a shock goes trough his body and he falls unconscious.
A/N: The stun thing will be explained. Promise.