Bayley crouched down, taking pictures of Kofi around his neighborhood. Charlotte and Becky stood behind Bayley. Xavier stood off to the side, bored, scrolling through his phone. Sasha and Big E stood next to him, equally bored.
They heard the sounds of an ice cream truck and kids yelling slightly in the distance.
"Okay, maybe get some pictures with the kids and the ice cream truck." Charlotte smiled, pointing.
Kofi and Bayley looked confused, but began to walk over to the truck.
"Charlotte, what aesthetic are we going for exactly?" Becky asked, as everyone else began walking towards the ice cream truck as well.
"Relatable and down to earth, but still like... gangster or whatever."
"Your lovable neighborhood drug dealer basically." Xavier said, as Sasha cracked a smile.
"Exactly." Charlotte said.
Charlotte, Becky, Sasha, Big E, and Xavier all stopped and stood behind the group of kids, while Kofi cut in front of them, approaching the truck. Bayley stood in the middle of the kids.
"Aye Cedric, what's up man!" Kofi said, approaching the truck.
"Kofi K!" the driver said, dapping him up.
"You too old to be getting ice cream." The tallest one of the little boys said.
"Maybe he got kids." A little girl shrugged.
"I'm not getting ice cream, I'm-"
"Then what you holding up the line for, damn!?"
Bayley tried not to laugh as Kofi simply looked down at the little boy.
"Aye, man, I'm doing a photoshoot, I'm a rapper, and I wanna get a shot with y'all near the truck."
"You one of them SoundCloud rappers."
"I'm the best rapper in Georgia. Bayley, go ahead, get a picture."
Kofi kneeled down on one knee.
"Is that camera real?" Another little boy asked, walking up to Bayley, standing in the way of the camera lens.
"My momma said the best rapper in Georgia is Young Thug." the little girl said.
"Young Thug ain't better than Gunna." the taller boy said.
Kofi chuckled.
"That's a fact."
"Nigga you ain't better than Gunna either."
"What? You must not know who I am, I'm K-."
"Kofi K. I know."
"You know who I am!?" Kofi asked.
"Yeah, 'Diamonds big like T-Rex, I Tyrannosaurus Flex, give a fuck about my ex, gimmie neck, I don't want sex.'"
"Ayeeee!" Kofi smiled, while Xavier and Sasha looked deeply concerned that the child had Kofi's explicit lyrics memorized, while Big E, Bayley, Becky, and Charlotte just laughed.
"Yeah, you alright, you ain't no Gunna though."
"I'm Gunna shove my foot up yo ass if you don't shut up and take this picture." Kofi said, putting his arm around him.
"Wait, wait, wait, who's that?" the boy said, walking up to Bayley, pushing the shorter boy out of the way.
"I'm Bayley."
"I'm Lil Bobby, but they call me LB." he said, shaking her hand.
"Aww, how cute."
"You're cute."
"What?" Bayley asked, looking a bit cautious as Xavier and Sasha tried not to burst into laughter. Becky simply raised her eyebrows, and Kofi sighed in annoyance.
"Yeah, you thick, girl, let me shoot my shot." Lil Bobby said, peeking behind her.
Bayley gasped, taking a step back as Sasha and Xavier began fully laughing. Becky began to chuckle a bit too as Charlotte and Big E stood silently.
"Dude, you're like 10."
"I'm 11."
"I'm 20."
"I'M READY TO TAKE THIS DAMN PICTURE!" Kofi said, impatiently.
Lil Bobby turned back around to face him.
"Alright, we'll take the picture under two conditions."
"You got demands now lil nigga?"
"Yup. First off, you gotta buy all of us ice cream." Lil Bobby said, crossing his arms.
"Fuck I look like? I ain't Big Bobby."
"You supposed to be this big rapper, you should be rich then, right?"
"Hey, we could even stage it and make a video for Instagram of you buying all their ice cream!" Charlotte smiled.
"Hey, shut up." Kofi responded.
"I'll pay for it." Charlotte shrugged.
"We not giving these bad ass kids no free ice cream."
"Now you just being petty, the bitch with the big titties already said she gone pay for it!" Lil Bobby shouted.
Charlotte uncomfortably zipped up her hoodie, covering up her revealing shirt.
"Okay, fine, what ice cream y'all want?"
"Hold up! I said two conditions."
"Y'all getting free ice cream, what else do you want, bruh?"
"You gotta let me slap that ass one time."
"Let you slap my ass!? Nigga what!?" Kofi asked.
"Nooo! No, ew! Pause! Gay ass nigga, I wasn't talking about you! I mean THAT ass." Lil Bobby said, pointing at Bayley.
"WHAT!?" Bayley shouted, as Xavier walked away, unable to hold his hysterical laughter in anymore.
"Alright fine." Kofi shrugged.
Bayley's eyes got huge.
"NO! NOT FINE!"
"It's one slap, Bayley." Charlotte said.
"I'M NOT LETTING A LITTLE KID SEXUALLY ASSAULT ME JUST TO GET KOFI GOOD PUBLICITY!"
Just then, a pick up truck pulled up.
"LB!" A buff, bald man yelled, from the driver seat.
"Fuck." Lil Bobby whispered under his breath.
"Yooo, your Dad is Bobby Lashley! That's the big nigga that be working security in the club!" Kofi laughed, seeing the resemblance.
Lil Bobby approached the truck.
"Didn't your Mom say you're grounded until you get rid of those E's on your interim?"
"Y-yeah but I just came outside to get my-"
"Boy, get in this damn truck and shut up."
Lil Bobby sighed, getting in on the passenger side.
"Wait!" Kofi yelled, as the truck started to drive off. Kofi chased it down.
Bobby slammed on the brakes, and looked confused at Kofi.
"Hey man, I just wanted to say your son has been out here cussing and pushing other kids, and he tried to slap a woman on the ass."
"HE WHAT!?" Bobby asked.
"NO I DIDN'T, HE'S LYING!" Lil Bobby yelled.
Kofi walked away from the truck, as Lil Bobby started crying and Bobby began yelling, driving away.
"Aight y'all, who wants ice cream?" Kofi asked.
The kids all cheered.
About an hour later, Charlotte and Kofi sat on the curb, looking though the camera footage, while everyone else stood around.
"These look great, Bayley." Charlotte smiled, as the pick up truck pulled up again. Bobby and Lil Bobby got out of it.
"Go ahead." Bobby said.
Lil Bobby sighed, walking up to Bayley.
"I'm sorry for behaving inappropriately earlier. My parents made me hand write an apology." he frowned, handing her a note.
"I forgive you." Bayley said, with a bit of a smirk.
Bobby and Lil Bobby got back in the car and drove off.
"Wow." Bayley said, reading the note.
"What?" Sasha asked.
"All this note says is 'HMU on Snapchat, LB20205'."
Everyone laughed.
"What are you doing tonight?" Sasha whispered to Xavier.
"Uh... probably going to see my daughter."
"...oh... what about after that?"
"I'll probably spend the night there."
"You still spend the night at your baby momma's house sometimes?" Sasha asked, disappointedly.
"It's... it's not like that."
Sasha said nothing, and Xavier sighed.
"What is this?" Xavier asked, naked, laying in the bed, looking up at the ceiling.
Naomi layed next to him, naked as well.
"I don't even know." she shrugged.
"Well I need to."
"...what's her name?" Naomi asked.
"What's who's name?"
"The girl you're fucking."
"Why do you think I'm fucking someone?"
"Cause you're asking me what we are, obviously you wanna know so you know if you can still talk to other people or not."
"...nah."
Naomi scoffed, putting the blanket over herself.