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"Okay, so Charlotte typed up a video treatment, did you get the email?" Xavier asked, from the backseat.
Big E drove as Kofi sat in the passenger seat.
"What's a video treatment?" Kofi asked.
"It's basically a script explaining what the music video will look like shot by shot, Bayley's gonna use it to know what material she needs to film, and the video editor is gonna use it to put the video together."
"Who's editing it?" Big E asked, as Kofi opened the email.
"We haven't figured that out yet."
"Did you read this?" Kofi asked.
"No, what's wrong?" Xavier sighed.
"'Scene 1, Kofi walks into the shot. The camera focuses in on his Gucci belt and the several hundred dollars hanging out of his pocket. The camera cuts to a wide shot as he is approached by two women with large butts' first of all, I don't got several hundred right now and I left my belt at home, secondly, who's paying for video girls?"
"I don't know, Charlotte told me make sure you bring your jewelry and make sure you get to the video shoot, I'm doing both." Xavier shrugged.
Kofi looked down at this custom 'Kofi K' chain and his flashy watch as Big E scoffed.
"I'M making sure he's getting there."
Xavier gave Big E a blank expression in the rear view mirror.
"Regardless, it's getting done."
"Why is Charlotte doing video treatments? I thought she was a PR manager." Big E said.
Xavier shrugged.
"She wants to be very hands on with the handling of Kofi's image."
"She needs to be very hands on with handling somethin' else for real." Kofi laughed.
Big E smiled, shaking his head as Xavier rolled his eyes.
"You guys are children." he sighed.
"I'm just saying. I don't even like white girls like that but Charlotte lowkey aight for real."
"Ain't no lowkey." Big E said, stopping at a red light.
"Nah it's lowkey cause she ugly-cute."
"Charlotte is NOT ugly-cute, she cute-cute."
"What the fuck is ugly-cute?" Xavier asked.
"It's when somebody not necessarily attractive or nothing like that but they not ugly either. Like I wouldn't TRY to fuck Charlotte... but if she WANTED me to? I'm fucking the shit out her, no hesitation." Kofi explained.
"Charlotte is a goddess, you're tripping." Big E scoffed.
"Big titties make her a goddess?"
"Your taste in women is trash."
"My taste isn't trash, you just think every white woman that's not ugly is a super model." Kofi laughed.
"That's a damn lie."
"You think Becky is fine?"
"Of course." Big E said, immediately.
"I rest my case."
"What's wrong with Becky!?"
"What's right with Becky?"
"Do y'all just view women as sexual objects?" Xavier asked, interrupting them.
Kofi and Big E were both silent for a few seconds.
"...ain't you still leading on Sasha while fucking Naomi?" Kofi said.
Big E laughed.
Xavier said nothing.
"Yeah, shut yo ass up." Kofi teased.
"'Do y'all just view women as sexual objects!?'" Big E mocked in a nerdy voice as Kofi laughed.
Xavier remained silent, looking out of the window, thinking.
"We're just fucking with you, stop looking out the window all sad, nigga." Kofi said.
"I'm not sad, I'm thinking."
"What you thinking about?"
"I would've been thinking out loud if I wanted you to know."
"Yooooooo!" Big E said, as he parked near the video's filming location.
All three guys looked at the 2017 Ferarri 488 Spider, with two models sitting on the hood, counting through bands of $100 dollar bills. Bayley stood, with a camera and a stabilizer, talking to Charlotte and Sasha.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Kofi asked, smiling, getting out of the car.
Big E and Xavier got out as well.
"Kofi, I got some different outfits for you inside the car." Charlotte said, unlocking the Ferrari.
She walked to the car and opened the door as Kofi stared in shock.
"Where did you get a 2017 Spider!?"
Charlotte pulled an all white outfit, a Gucci belt, and some matching white, red and green Gucci sneakers out of the car.
"It's my Dad's, here you go."
"Who's clothes are these and how do you know if they're my size? Where is this money from? And who are they?"
"I'm borrowing the outfits for a few hours from a friend of my Dad's. I kinda just looked at you and guessed you and him wear similar sizes. The shoes might be a tight squeeze. My father keeps a lot of his money in a big safe at our house, I just took a bunch out, I'm gonna need it back. And these are Laniya and Brooke, your 'big booty bitches' as you mention in the song. They're pretty cheap because they're not professionals, but I'm paying them by the hour, so let's get this thing rolling."
Xavier approached Bayley and Sasha as Charlotte explained more about the music video to Kofi.
"Hey Xavier!" Bayley smiled.
Sasha said nothing.
"Hey, um... Sasha, did you wanna stay here for the video shoot or-"
"As opposed to going where?"
"We could drive to the house and chill."
"Your child's mother's house?" Sasha asked, a bit bitterly, as Xavier realized she was still upset from 2 days ago.
Bayley awkwardly walked away, leaving them alone.
"No, I don't... I don't live there." Xavier said.
"My place?"
"Sure."
"Let's go." Sasha shrugged.
Xavier was driving Kofi's car as Sasha sat in the passenger seat.
"You're pretty quiet." Xavier noted.
"What did you say your baby mom's name was again?"
"I forgot."
Sasha exhaled, shaking her head.
"...I like your new hair colo-"
"You saw it 2 days ago. It took you 2 days to acknowledge it?"
"You sound kinda upset." Xavier said, stating the obvious.
"FLY YOUNG GENTLEMAN, MY NICKNAME F.Y.G., YEAH, BAPE HOODIE ZIPPED DOWN, X.Y.Z., HA, MORE LIKE FLEX-Y-Z, YUH! MORE LIKE FLEX-Y-Z, AYE!" Kofi rapped into Bayley's camera, with the models by his side.
"The video is kinda just using all the generic tropes I've seen from basic hip-hop videos because it'll be his first introduction to a majority of his new core audience we're building." Charlotte explained to Big E, who nodded.
"You put it together pretty well."
"Becky pretty much coached me through it with YouTube links."
"That's stupid! Having finger sized legs would be way worse than having leg sized fingers."
"Sasha, if you had leg sized fingers you literally would have no dexterity, how are you going to pick anything up?"
Sasha laughed, sitting on the bed with Xavier, with a blanket partially covering them.
"Why is it so cold in here?" he asked.
"We have one central thermostat in here and my Mom likes it super cold, so we-"
Sasha stopped talking as Xavier's phone rang.
He sighed.
"What's wrong?" Sasha asked.
"I gotta take this... hello?" Xavier asked, answering the phone.
"What are you doing right now?" Naomi asked.
"Well... nothing right now I'm ju-"
"You won't believe what happened today!"
Naomi began venting about Valentine's baby sitter canceling, as Sasha looked annoyed.
"Who are you talking to?" Sasha asked.
Xavier briefly muted his phone.
"My BM."
He unmuted it as Sasha jealously rolled her eyes.
"Last minute like that?"
Sasha looked as if a light bulb just went off in her head.
"Yeah, exactly."
As Naomi continued to rant, Sasha slowly slid completely under the covers.
"Wow, and then she had the nerve to say that?"
Xavier's eyes got huge as Sasha loudly unzipped his pants.
"W... wait, huh"
"I said, did I just hear you zip your pants down?" Naomi asked, with a laugh.
"Uh... yeah, I'm in the bathroom." Xavier said, a bit shakily.
Naomi went back to her story as Xavier threw his head back and took a deep sigh.
"Aye y... aye, Naomi, you know what? I'll call you back in a little bit... alright... alright, bye."
Xavier hung up.
"Got your attention now?" Sasha asked.
"...uh-huh." Xavier nodded, putting his hand under the blanket.
"Number one flexer... teach you lil boys some shit, no professor... whipping up in the lab like I'm Dexter... I can't fuck with no bitch if she extra... told that hoe FaceTime me, I don't text her... this expensive, she tell by the texture... touch my chain, you laid out on a stretcher... keep that D.E. right up on the dresser."
"This song is fire!" Big E said.
Charlotte shrugged.
Big E looked extremely confused.
"You don't like it?"
"I'm not really into rap music."
"...then why did you wanna be Kofi's PR manager?"
"Because hip-hop is on pace to become the most popular genre in the world by 2018. He needs a PR manager, I need high profile clients to attract even higher profile clients. Anything I can do to help Kofi ends up helping me in the long run as well."
"Hmm... I never thought about it like that... is that a wasp that just landed on Bayley?"
"Where?" Charlotte said, squinting.
"Right there." Big E said, pointing.
"Oh yeah, HEY BAYLEY! THERE'S A WASP ON YOUR BUTT!"
"Shit!" Bayley yelled, running around a bit, as Kofi talked to the models.
"But yeah, I'm in school for PR ma-"
"Why were you looking at my butt by the way, Charlotte?" Bayley laughed, walking back in position to film.
"I didn't notice it, he did." Charlotte said, pointing at Big E.
"I have no idea what she's talking about, I didn't even see a wasp!"
"You pointed it out."
"No, obviously you pointed it out, you're the one that told her!" Big E said, throwing his arms in the air.
"You told me and I told her."
Bayley simply rolled her eyes, chuckling to herself, and continued filming as Charlotte and Big E continued to argue back and forth.
"Yeah, we need a new babysitter." Xavier said into the phone, sitting on Sasha's bed, completely naked.
Sasha was across the room from him, re-dressing herself and fixing her hair.
"Uh-huh... yeah sure..."
Xavier began to dress himself as well.
"Hey Val, what's up... uh-huh... oh, really?... that's craaazy."
Sasha smiled at Xavier pretending to understand his daughter's gibberish.
Just then, Kofi's Caller-ID popped up on Xavier's phone.
"Um... Daddy's gotta go now Val, I'll see you tomorrow... goodnight, I love you!"
He waited a bit for Naomi to take the phone from her.
"Why you gotta hang up so soon?" Naomi asked.
"I got Kofi's car and I think he needs it back."
"You got Kofi's car to go where?"
"Alright, bye."
Xavier immediately hung up.
"Hello?" he asked.
"Yo X, video shoot is done! We just gotta find an editing man. Bring me my car, nigga." Kofi laughed, as Charlotte got into the Ferrari and Bayley went back to her modest, kinda beat up car.
"I can actually edit the video on my old MacBook from school... I'm on my way with the car now... alright bye. Sasha I gotta go."
"Okay, we'll hang out again soon." Sasha said, as Xavier put on his shoes.
"Definitely, see ya."
Xavier began to walk out of the bedroom door.
"Bye! Love you!"
"Huh?" Xavier asked, coming back.
"Huh?"
"What'd you say?"
"Um, I... I said... uhh... I said bye, love... that dick, what are you deaf?" Sasha asked with a nervous laugh.
"I could've sworn you sa-"
"I met you 8 days ago, why would I say 'I love you' when we met 8 days ago, that'd be weird, right?"
"That'd be very weird." Xavier said.
"Exactly... bye now."
Xavier slowly left, as Sasha sighed, facepalming.
After a few seconds, Xavier came back.
"It's okay if you said you love me."
"You just said it'd be very weird."
"It is very weird, but it's okay to be weird, ya know?" Xavier smirked.
"Kofi's waiting on you."
"True."
Xavier left once again.