AN: Hey guys, here is the first of a series of AU oneshots based on Green Fairy. I hope you enjoy and thank you so much for the reviews, follows, and favorites.

"Phichit something is very wrong with Yuuri." Noel said as he gazed solemnly at the Thai skater in face time.

"I know he flubbed his jumps a lot worse than any nervous mistake would have been." Phichit replied.

Noel sighed as he made his way through the lobby of the arena. Phichit was listing off all the foods and comfort activities they would shower Yuuri with upon their return to Detroit when Noel ran into a VERY solid chest. Noel stepped back and gazed up only to stare in shock. NOEL WAS BORN TO HAVE THIS MAN'S BABIES.

"Chi-chi I'm gonna have to call you back." Noel said not looking at the screen.

"Wait What?"

Noel ended the call focusing on the tanned Adonis smirking down at him. He was shook to the core and could not think of anything but climbing this man like a tree.

"You are Noel Leclair." The mystery man said in a suave and heavy tone.

"And you're sex on legs." Noel automatically replied.

The man snorted before holding out his hand. Noel grasped it with his MUCH smaller one only for to pull it toward his lips and press a soft kiss to Noel's knuckles.

"Xanxus Crispino."

Noel was dead. He had not one but two x's in his name. If he does one more hot thing Noel swears he will melt.

"It is very pleasurable to meet you Xanxus."

Xanxus continued to smirk before snatching Noel's phone and staring at the custom cinnamon roll wearing glasses squashed between a tan hamster and a blonde cat with piercings in its ear.

"Cute." Xanxus said turning the phone over and tapping at the screen.

Noel tried to see what the other was doing but Xanxus angled his body away to prevent it. He turns back around then and places the phone into Noel's waiting hand. He leans down a bit and looks directly into Noel's wide mint green eyes.

"I'll be seeing you around kitty cat." He said placing a light teasing kiss to Noel's cheek.

Noel felt his legs quiver before he almost fell. Keyword ALMOST. Xanxus wrapped an arm around his waist to hold the skater up. Noel melted into the hard muscles he was now pressed up against.

"You ok?"

"I think I honest to God just swooned." Noel replied causing Xanxus to chuckle.

"I'm glad I could sweep you off your feet."

Noel shivered as he stood again.

"My very own Prince charming." Noel smiled up at the Italian.

A throat clearing caught the pair's attention. Noel gave a nervous smile to his coach Celestino. He gave the skater a knowing smirk.

"Let's go Noel Yuuri is waiting." He smirked at the blonde.

"Yeah, ok just give me second." Noel replied looking back up at the man holding him.

Celestino shook his head and walked off to find Yuuri. Noel licked his lips before placing his hands on the taller male's shoulders. He pulled him down far enough to whisper in his ear.

"My programs next season are going to be all about you."

He kissed the other male's cheek before backing out of his arms. He gave Xanxus a small grin before turning to follow his coach with a little extra swing in his hips. He glanced over his shoulder to see that Xanxus was still watching and gave him a wink. The other grinned back.

Noel took his phone out and opened the lock screen. His phone was pulled up on a new contact "Your Future". Noel blushed and scrolled through to see his number, email, Skype, instagram, and twitter names. Noel hoped that Adonis was at the banquet.

"Noel primped his freshly dyed hair as he gazed in the mirror. The minty teal tips matched his eyes perfectly. Yuuri sat glumly on one of the queen beds in their room. His loss was really eating at him and he still wouldn't tell Noel what was wrong. He sighed as he glanced one last time at his expensive, tailor-made to show off his ass, three piece black floral suit. He walked over to Yuuri and pulled the younger into a hug.

"I don't know what's wrong or how to fix it but just know that I am here for you Yuuri." Noel said pulling away to smile at the figure skater. "Now come on we have a gala to attend."

A buzzing from his phone caught his attention. He pulled his phone out to see who messaged him only to stare in shock.

"Holy Shit."

Yuuri looked over in confusion.

"What's wrong?"

"My future baby daddy saved his number in my phone as 'Your Future'." Noel started. "And apparently he wants me to come visit Italy during the offseason."

Yuuri stared at him incredulously.

"Are you serious right now?"

Noel turned to him with a huge grin on his face. He grabbed Yuuri's arm and dragged him out of their hotel room.

"I don't want to get up." Noel mumbled.

A deep laugh sounded from the phone pressed to Noel's ear.

"Neither do I, but you have a roommate to take care of and I have a plane to catch."

Noel grinned before looking over his shoulder at his rink mate. Yuuri had wrapped himself around Noel in his sleep. After Yuuri basically dry humped his idol Noel dragged him back to their room. They ended up passed out in a champagne-induced sleep. Noel wrapped his arm around the shorter male's waist. Yuuri was dangerous and had no idea how hard Phichit and Noel worked to protect his ass purity.

Noel grinned as he focused back on the phone.

"I'll come as soon as the season's over." Noel purred. "We can work on the baby making when I don't have a drunken Japanese boy on my back.

Xanxus got quiet before speaking again.

"You can get pregnant?" Xanxus asked confused.

"We're going to screw enough to believe I can." Noel replied cheerily. "I want a baby girl."