There was something weird about the teal haired Hufflepuff. James couldn't put his finger on it but just instinctively knew. He was apparently friends with not only the weird Ravenclaw Xenophilius Lovegood but also the two slimy snakes Malfoy and snivilus. The other puffs treated him as if he was a God. Anything he asked they did no questions asked. It was terrifying. James needed to know what was wrong with That Puff.

The Puff was sitting alone on the pier of the black lake. This was James chance to figure the creep out. Under the invisibility cloak, He snuck up to the pier and hid behind one of the supports. He had a good view of the upperclassmen as well as something else that left James speechless. In the lake below the other student was a mermaid. Only her head was visible as she conversed with the student in loud sharp screeches. THEY WERE SPEAKING MERMISH! How the bloody hell did the Hufflepuff learn to do that? James shifted causing the dock to creak. The other student's head turned slowly in the Gryffindor's direction. His eerie mint green eyes scanned the area before snapping behind James.

"It is incredibly rude to sneak up on people darling." The Puff said with a fond smile. "I was in a rather in-depth conversation with this lovely creature."

"Sounded like nails on a fucking board to me." A gruff voice replied stepping into James' view.

It was the scary ass Slytherin that The Marauders had officially called off any pranks on. Xanxus No name. He was banished from his family for refusing his marriage contracts for someone. No one ever found out who the Slytherin's partner was. Judging by the soft peck the weird Hufflepuff just gave him James had a positive idea of who it was.

"Well, under the water it's simply gorgeous." The teal haired male said waving to the retreating mermaid.

"Thought you only knew Gobbledygook?" Xanxus asked wrapping an arm around the other.

"I know several languages dear even Aves."

Xanxus scoffed. "So you talk to birds and shit like a Disney princess?"

James jumped at the sound of the Hufflepuff's laughter. He had never heard the weirdo laugh let alone cracked a smile. It was high and had a bell like quality to it.

"So are you gonna let that stalker keep watching you?" Xanxus asked. " I really wanna knock his teeth down his throat."

James gulped in fear as he started easing his way back toward the land. He knew Xanxus was talking about him.

"I find it humorous to see his attempts at assessing me darling." The Puff replied.

"Noel that kid is nothing but trouble." Xanxus grunted pushing his face in his lover's neck.

Noel. The Hufflepuff was named Noel. It seemed too soft for someone like him. He seemed more like a Damien or Lucifer to James. Something dark that said 'I have a cult and I will sick them on you.' James finally reached the land and quickly rushed for the castle hoping the two didn't see his fleeing form.

Upon entering Gryffindor Tower he spotted the rest of the Marauders in the common room. He rushed to them desperate to reveal his newfound knowledge.

"Pads, Mooney, Wormtail you will not believe what I just found out!" James grinned. "The Slytherin Xanxus is with the creepy Hufflepuff."

The three teen stared at their friend in shock.

"What?" Remus asked in disbelief and confusion.

James hopped on the sofa beside Sirius before going into detail about what he witnessed at the lake. His friends hung onto every bit of the information before deciding that they would finally prank the Puff.

"We could cast that charm that turns your skin weird colors." Remus smiled.

"Or slip exploding fairy dust in his food." Peter meekly supplied.

"No." Sirius started. " We need something better for the creep."

"Grander." James nodded.

"More spectacular." Sirius added turning to James with a grin.

"The greatest spectacle of all of our pranks so far." James said turning to his friend with a mirrored look on his face.

"I know just the spectacle." The two said as one causing the other Marauder's to shiver in pity for the upperclassmen.

The Marauders set up their prank before the other students came down for dinner. They say quietly at their table, conveniently in a spot with a good view of Noel's seat. When the feast appeared the Puff started to put food on his plate and seemed unknowing of the charm and the potion coating his goblet.

Noel lifted his goblet to his lips and sipped before pulling back and staring at the cup. James and Sirius frowned. Why did Noel stop drinking? The Hufflepuff tilted his head in curiosity before sniffing his drink. His eyes snapped open and a feral smirk stretched across his face. He looked up making eye contact with The pranksters before downing the giblets contents. He licked his lips and shivered as the potion worked through his system. A scowl crossed his soft features proving the potion was working. Noel gasp alerting his housemates of his pain. They fussed over him causing a scene in the great hall.

James nudged Remus to put the finishing touch on their prank. Remus nods before quietly casting his charm. A shriek alerted the entire hall to the puffs. Noel stood from his seat to reveal his new 'assets'. A pair of modest-sized breasts now graced Noel's form along with wider hips. All of it generously encased within a glittery hot pink playsuit.

Xanxus stormed over to his boyfriend and upon seeing him could only stare in shock.

"Don't get used to this new body darling." Noel said in his now sweet feminine voice. "I am not keeping my stalker's little gifts."

At his words Xanxus turned his attention to James, He glared the younger boy down before giving him a look that could only be read as 'You are fucked.'