Xanxus was 100% sure that he tried to murder a bunch of children in a past life. That was the only thing he could think he had done to deserve the torture Noel was putting him through out on the ice. Not only was the Frenchman skating around in a bodysuit that left little to the imagination, but his lacy boy shorts were on display for the whole Damn world to see. Xanxus wanted to shoot someone, preferably the girl wrapped around Noel's arm. He scowled throughout their short program much to the amusement of his little sister.

"What are you so upset about?" Sara asked. "You had months to get him in bed and yet you refused him throughout his entire visit."

Xanxus sneered at her before turning back to the seductive tango on ice. He really did have no right to be mad, but that won't stop him from glaring.

"I even remember that week we stayed at Nonno's villa and he sunbathed naked for an entire day claiming he wanted a full coverage tan." Sara smirked. "When I asked him why he really did it he smirked and said he was trying to tempt you into mounting him in the courtyard."

Michele choked mid-sip of his water coughing uncontrollably and bright red in the face. Sara pat him on the back to help as Xanxus scowled at her knowing grin.

"It is your own fault big brother. Now accept the consequences."

The pair struck their final pose before grinning at one another. They bowed to the screaming audience and gathered their favorite thrown plush. M.M. hastily grabbed a pineapple and Noel picked up 2 tinkerbells. They skated to the kiss and cry where their coach grinned and a young boy that looked eerily similar to Noel plopped into the elders lace covered lap. M.M. scowled at the kid but ignored him to watch their score.

"Noel has a kid?" Michele asked curiously.

Xanxus scowled at the sight. Who did he sleep with and where could Xanxus find them? He only wanted to talk of course. Sara laughed shaking her head.

"No Mickey, that's Noel's little brother Fran." She beamed. "Noel always flies him and his babysitter out for competitions."

The eldest Crispino snorted as screams filled the arena. The French duo broke the pair short record.

Noel avoided him in the hotel. He avoided him in the rink. The teal haired minx was making Xanxus suffer. When he sat with his siblings for the pair free skate he was anxious and annoyed. He was not a happy camper. Sara grew excited when Noel and his ginger haired partner skated into the rink.

"Mickey aren't they cute? I love M.M's dress!" She fawned. "Aww and little Fran is dress up just like his brother."

Xanxus watched as Noel gave the little boy in the tiny pastel suit an air kiss before waving to the creepy looking teen holding the teal haired child.

"Is that the babysitter?" Xanxus asked his sibling.

"Yeah, his names Mukuro." Sara informed. "I follow his instagram. He has a twin sister named Chrome and they both claim to be Noel's siblings."

"I thought you said he only had 1 little brother?"

"He does, Mukuro's guardian Lancia is Noel's ex. Mukuro and Chrome grew up with Noel around since he and Lancia dated for about 4 years. So they refer to him as their elder brother."

Xanxus grit his teeth at the news. The object of his fantasies had held a long term relationship with someone and it did not sit well with him.

"Why did they split?" He huffed.

Surprisingly Michele was the one to answer him.

"Lancia wanted him to quit skating because it wasn't a serious job."

The other Crispino siblings were shocked.

"How could he?" Sara scowled.

Xanxus had to agree with his little sister's outrage. As he watched the couple move across the ice with smiles on their faces. He would never ask that of the Tealette. Noel was made to move on ice.

As the program ended the pair took their bows and moved to the kiss and cry. Noel gathered up his brother and pecked his forehead. He then pinched Mukuro's cheek causing the teen to scowl at him and swat away his hand. M.M. clung to his arm desperate for the teen's attention. It was no surprise that their scores got them gold.

Xanxus stood rink side as the exhibition skates went on. He glanced at the teen beside him with a curious stare. Fran twisted around the teen's legs and stared up at Xanxus with a bored look.

"It's creepy to stare at children for long periods of time ."

Xanxus stared wide eyed at the child in disbelief. Where did this kid learn to talk like this?

"Now Fran, that is no way to talk to your elders." Noel's silky voice cooed.

Xanxus turned to the the man and froze. Yeah, he definitely tried to straight up murder some kids. Noel stood before him in shorts that barely covered his butt and a crop top that left a teasing sliver of skin in view. Noel gave Xanxus a teasing smile.

"Hi."

Xanxus wanted to punch someone at that point. After avoiding him for the entire competition Noel decided his first word would be hi. It was beyond frustrating.

"Are you fucking with me?"

"No, but I wouldn't mind to."

"Is this about what happened at the villa?"

"More like what didn't."

Xanxus huffed before reaching out to clutch the thick braid Noel had pulled his hair into. He pulled Noel into a deep kiss. Noel smirked reaching up to wrap his arms around the taller male's neck to deepen it.

"Eww, you're gonna catch brother's fairy germs." Fran announced in childish disgust.

Noel stopped the kiss to grin at his baby brother. He leaned down to place a loud and exaggerated kiss on to the boy's plump cheek in retaliation for his words.