Saturday.

Sayori felt moody. She felt suddenly drained as she watched television. She could chalk it up as something normal but her period ended a week ago.

Natsuki visited her father in prison, hopefully to make amends. But she returned home crying as her dad basically disowned her, she hugged her cat stuffed toy and bawled her eyes out after returning home. Why is he so mean?

"No... No..!" Yuri panicked as she can't find her knife collection everywhere. She looked through the nook and cranies of her home and she can't find them. "..." she sat down in sorrow, she spent 6 years collecting them all.

"J-Jotaro..? What are these?" Holly asked as she saw a shit ton of different exotic knives on the table. "Trying to save a friend from suicide. None of your business. Go away." Jotaro said. "Oh my! Maybe call the poli-"

"Mom, no. Just stop."

"Okay!"

A newspaper was tossed to their front lawn. As the newspaperman gained considerable distance, he returned back to it's original form. Monika take it that Jotaro likes Yuri more than her, he just flat out kissed her to stop her from killing herself. She was so tempted to return the knives and make Yuri stab herself, but he would suspect her. Jotaro had proven himself to be smart, so the last thing she needs is to make a bad impression since Freek N' You won't be able to alter the Joestar's memories. But as of now, she'll watch him from a distance.

Sunday.

Inside Sayori's room has "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" scribbled every fucking where...

Natsuki somehow dealt with the weird mood swings alittle better by reading manga.

Yuri felt incredibly sick, her head hurts as she tried her best to remember what happened when she sat with Jotaro in the room.

Jotaro stared at himself in the mirror, he always feel like someone is watching him since yesterday. Seeing some black figure at the corner of his eye way too many times for it to be coincidence. As his bathtub finally got full, he lets his pants slide down to the floor.

Meanwhile in Monika's house, the club president fainted with blood on her nose.

Monday.

Jotaro should have seen it coming. Those 55 delinquents were too terrified to show up. So that leaves 3 girls who he didn't know. As Monika checked for attendance, Jotaro approached her. Causing her to flinch "Hey, Jotaro. You need something?" she asked. "No. I was just wondering why you didn't show up last Friday. You said you'd catch up." the Joestar calmly replied. "Oh, I was! I fixed the tent, I saw you carrying Yuri. I'm concerned but I knew you got the situation under control. I talked to her too yesterday, she said she was sick." Monika answered.

Natsuki entered the room and greeted the 3 new members.

"Hey, I thought there are going to be a bunch of members?" Natsuki asked. "Apparently, I'm the one who's holding this club back. If I left then no one would be afraid to join." Jotaro flatly replied. "Don't say that, Jotaro." Monika sincerely said. "Yeah. They are jerks anyway." Natsuki huffed. "You're all I need." Monika mumbled under her breath.

So that leaves Sayori and Yuri absent.

Jotaro felt something was wrong. His gut is going nuts. "I'll be right back." Jotaro ran outside the classroom, determined to find more evidence before confronting the brunette.

Sayori or Yuri?

Sayori or Yuri?

Neither. Just Monika.

He decided to sprint for Sayori first since he atleast know Yuri was okay, if he could trust Monika 's word at all.

As he reached her house, he lets himself in. "Sayori?" he called out. Maybe she's not home. But he can hear the sound of static coming from her room. He sighed and kicked the door open. The radio was on.

*Sayo-Nara plays*

His eyes widened as he saw her. This time, he was too late. She's already dead. "Tch!" he lifted her up as Star Platinum tore the rope down.

He was panting. He tried looking for a pulse, he tried to listen for her heartbeat, check her breathing. But he found none. "Star Platinum!" he commanded his stand as Star Platinum's hand phased through her chest and started pumping her heart. "Work... Work... Goddamnit." he cussed under his breath. His stand pumped her heart as he gave her mouth to mouth resucitation. But it was too late. She's been dead since yesterday. He lifted her up and gently sets her down to her bed, he silently tried pressing her neck in an attempt to tickle her like old times. But she's not laughing.

Jotaro said nothing and took off his hat out of respect. He noticed a paper in front of the panda stuffed toy he gave her.

"There is no happiness. White represents joy while black represents sorrow. You can't have both, you can't be gray. You can't be in between. I tried to focus on the light yet all I can see is darkness." he crumpled the paper as seething white rage entered his system. No, he's going to confront Monika.

He put two and two together, she likes him. He was so dense. And she is using her stand to eliminate those who like him too. Does this mean Sayori likes him? But instead of a nightmare, he was haunted by the cruel reality.

"Shit!" he figured she might go for Yuri next.

"STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!" he tries to halt the clock to buy some time as he made his way to Yuri's.

"ORA!"

The door was blown away. "Yuri?! Yuri!" he called out but the girl was nowhere to be found. If she's sick then she should stay at home. Then where the flying fuck is she? Maybe he was too late. Again. This is taking a toll in his sanity as he remembered the painful memories of being too late, seeing Kakyoin's body on the water tower and helplessly watch as DIO threw a knife at Joseph's throat. He kept blaming the shitty motorbike he and Polnareff hotwired.

If Yuri wasn't here then he should go check on Natsuki next. He can't afford to waste time.

The school was... Oddly empty. It's like it was abandoned. What is going on? Barging through the literature club door, he was greeted by Yuri's lifeless body slumped on a table. "Yuri!" He saw the knife on her hand and three stab wounds, two in the stomach, one to the chest.

And there's another note. Stained in blood and hopefully tea.

"I can't see it, but I can hear it." just like a bat. He slammed his hand to the table. "No..." he whispered.

"Jota- huh? KYAAAAAA!!!" Natsuki screamed as she entered the room and saw Yuri's corpse, she puked on her hands and ran outside.

"Natsuki!" Jotaro called out and stopped time, he is not going to lose another one of his friends. He didn't care if she just puked. He didn't care if it stained his 5,000 yen tank top and 30,000 yen coat. He tried to grab her, but as time resumes he noticed the black pixels engulfing her hands. "H-Huh?? Jotaro what's happening?!" Natsuki trembled. Jotaro said nothing and caught her as she lost her feet. Yes, it got deleted. "I don't feel so good..!" Natsuki hugged him. "Please, I don't want to go... I don't want to go..!" she whimpered. Until she distortedly said "I guess cats don't have 9 lives after all." "What." Jotaro noticed it and stared at her.

"fucking Monikammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Her normal voice returned as she whispered "I'm sorry..."

Natsuki disappeared.

Suddenly, the reality around him warped as Monika unleashed her stand's potential. Jotaro stood up as he was inside the classroom... Yet outside looks bizarre. He was brought in to an ethereal realm with just herjustherjustheR

There was a table in the middle of the room and two chairs. He sighed and adjusted his hat. It's time to deal with her.

"Show yourself." he called out.

As he walked closer, he noticed that the vomit on his clothes disappeared. As he sat down, Monika appeared in front of him.

"Jotaro..."

Wasting no time... "STAR PLATINUM!"

"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!" yet he stopped his barrage as he noticed it doesn't work on Monika.

The president sighed and explained "I knew you'd do something like that, and I know I can't do anything to you. So I rewrote myself to be impervious to blunt force trauma."

Jotaro scoffed and sat back down. "Why did you kill them?" he asked, straightforward.

"I just thought it's... Necessary."

"And why?"

"Because I love you!" Monika slammed her hands to the table. "And... And I can't just let them take you away from me."

Jotaro raised an eyebrow "You only met me last week, stupid."

"I know it's ridiculous but... But I just..." she sighed. "That doesn't justify the fact that you killed them." Jotaro coldly said. "You expect me to love a murderer?"

Monika gasped and closed her eyes "Maybe it's the way you treat me... Maybe because you saw me for me and not the school idol I am." she shivered as she confessed.

"Wait, you're the most popular student?"

"See? You didn't even know! You just like me because I'm... Me." Monika breathed shakily. "Well, now I don't like you." Jotaro snarked.

"That won't matter... Because we'll be here forever." Monika retorted. "..." Jotaro looked around, where the fuck are they? Outside the window, he can see the cosmos. What.

Monika lets out a deep sigh and rested her chin on her hands. Staring at Jotaro. She can do this all eternity. Jotaro returned the cold stare.

Okay, so punching his way out won't work. Jotaro's mind formulated a plan. Yuri stopped struggling the moment he kissed her because Monika probably felt jealousy and lost control of Yuri. It's a bold guess, but hey, it's not like he had any other thing to do. Jotaro told Monika about their problems earlier the first time he went to her house and he figured she amped them up. Bitch. But that means that the girls weren't exactly dead, they can still be brought back if Jotaro play his cards right.

*The Kakero The Bluff plays* (aka Daniel D'arby retires theme)

But now, Monika's about to learn a valuable lesson: You simply can't outsmart a Joestar.

His ancestor managed to claim victory even in defeat by sealing Dio in a coffin for a century.

His grandfather sent the single most powerful being that ever existed to space.

He himself ended DIO's reign of terror before it can truly begin.

Compared to that, Monika is just a school girl who has a crush on him, this is nothing.

Jotaro stood up while she stare at him with surprise, he is going to play mind games. But he has to choose his words carefully, and in character this time. He remembered bluffing Middler when she said she likes him using out of character words Polnareff made him say.

Monika wants to dive the ocean, right? She'll get wet alright...

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