Semi-canon Guest Omake - PHO and Cloak (By Ianthe on Sufficient Velocity)


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Topic: Mysterious New Cloak Wearing Cape in the Captain's Table
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay
Bladeworksfan
(Original Poster) (Kyushu Survivor)
Posted On Feb 25th 2011:
I was drinking at the local bar last night, drowning in my sorrows like I always do whenever an Endbringer attacks, and ruminating on our new friendly scary lizards, when [Link removed] walked in.

Yes, what you're looking at right now, is a midget ringwraith buying soda and asking for directions to the DWU.

What do you guys think? Another cape? One of the Family?

The link has been removed due to certain users' attempts at deriving a cape's identity from the video. This is why we can't have nice things. - BrocktonBayMod

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►Laser Augment
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Oh no, not another one...

►Clockblocker (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Oh yes, we have another one.

►Vista (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Yup! She's definitely a Family member. You could hear it in her voice, all sibilant and stuff, she sounds like a raspier Saurial. :D

►IguanaGirl
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Another Family member? :O

I wonder if she's a sister of Saurial, here to visit her at the BBFO office perhaps? :D

►Jormungandr
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

They are spawning, preparing their army. Soon, humanity shall be nothing but ruins, a plaything for the monsters of the deep.

►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Calm your tits, their not demons trying to take over the world.

►Mandabar
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Finally!

Your first reasonable post in forever!

I would like to congratulate you for a job well done in finally keeping to your doctor's prescription for once. :)

►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

They're aliens trying to take over the world, not demons.

►Mandabar
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Shit...

I just had to open my big mouth didn't I?

Sorry everyone, false alarm.

►Mojiizen
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

*pats Mandabar's head*

It's okay, one day he'll recover and become a productive member of society again, have faith in thee. :)

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►Glare
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Yes, and that day will come when the universe implodes from old age.

►Mandabar
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

After the heat death of the universe maybe.

Edit:ninja'd

►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

I don't need to take any meds fucktard! I hope you overdose on yours.

User received an infraction for this post: personal threats are discouraged in this forum.

►Mandabar

Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Wait, why didn't he get a ban for that?

►BrocktonBayMod (Moderator)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

I'm being generous, and that is not nearly as cringingly offensive as his other insults.

It's a new positive reinforcement thing we're trying.

It'll hopefully help to rehabilitate his behavior in this forum for the better. ;)

Hopefully...

►SenorEel
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Another one?

I'm starting to pity you Americans.

►IguanaGirl
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Don't be. :)

For the first time in forever, I actually feel safe walking home alone.

They cleaned up the city and even saved me, and that means a lot to me. :D

►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Does that mean that you're...fond... of them.

►Laser Augment
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Ignore him.

I'm going to be the devil's advocate here, I don't see any scales or tail.

I don't see any glowy eyes either.

I think we have been mistaken.

We're probably all just jumping at shadows here, mislabeling a poor innocent cape as, (shudder), one of them.

►Loki_Thorson
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Are you sure it's not the fear of lizards talking? ;)

Seriously, though, she probably is, Occam's razor and all that since most of the new Cape reveals recently happen to be members of the Family.

Besides, that cloak looks bigger than she is, she could keep her tail in easily if she wanted to.

I wonder how it came about?

I would assume the cloak was formed like everything else the Family wears, but it looks positively ancient, it seems very well maintained, though, so it's possibly a design decision.

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►AllSeeingEye
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

We don't rightly know the color of her scales yet, but based on current trends, if she is indeed Saurial's sister, she's unlikely to possess any pearly scales like Ianthe or Metis.

►Sothoth
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

I'll put a vote on Shroud, seems appropriate somehow.

►SavingMolly
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

She actually gave me a name: Cloak.

Hey there, if you're reading this, thank you so much again for saving me from those Merchants.

►Mandabar
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Merchants? Ouch.

What happened?

►SavingMolly
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

I got mugged.

Don't worry, I'm alright. I didn't get hurt, thanks to her.

►IguanaGirl
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Wow, I'm sorry you got mugged, I did too.

It's really nice that there are so many friendly reptiles to protect us now. Brockton Bay used to be a lot more dangerous before they were here.

►Mandabar
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Glad to see you're all right, it's not fun getting mugged. It happened to me once before, really shakes you up when it does.

Good thing she was passing by, right?

Edit: Dammit, not again . Ninja'd...

►FCVanillaIce
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Hey SavingMolly,

What is her eye color? OP's video is really bad and swaying everywhere, I can't actually see her when she turned around.

►Bladeworksfan (Kyushu Survivor)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Sorry about that, I was drunk out of my mind when I took it.

Unless I was mistaken, she didn't have any glow in the dark eyes in the bar either.

Maybe she hid them, like Saurial does with her sunglasses.

►SavingMolly
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

I didn't see any glowing eyes either. It was pretty dark then, I couldn't see anything under that cloak at all.

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►BrocktonBayMod (Moderator)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

This is your last warning guys, no speculating on her scale or eye color, she wore a cloak and hid her eyes for a reason. Doing so can risk revealing her civilian identity.

If this happens again, I'll have to start giving out infractions.

►Tiny_Swansong
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

She's a giant lizard.

What civilian identity?

►FCVanillaIce
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Got it.

Does anyone know why she was going to the DWU, besides the obvious answer that she's 'looking for Saurial'?

Can anyone at DWU confirm that she got there?

►Ianthe (Verified Cape) (The Family)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

She arrived there nicely and safely, thanks for asking. :)

She's really was looking for Cousin Saurial, she needed help with her homework. It's about fractional-dimensional mathematics and Cousin Saurial is much more knowledgeable on that subject than I am.

►Glory Girl (Verified Cape) (New Wave)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Nope, I don't want to know. That thing at the party's bad enough, I don't want to know how they made it.

►FCVanillaIce
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Ah ha!

Cloak is Saurial's sister confirmed.

What is she like?

User received an infraction for this post: do not speculate on the identities of capes.

►IguanaGirl

Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

I also want to know!

Not what she looks like, but what she's personally like :D

You don't have to answer Ianthe, if it risks revealing her identity.

►Ianthe (Verified Cape) (The Family)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

She's really fun to be with and she really likes the human canned beverage known as Coke.

She can be fairly similar to Cousin Saurial at times too, she was humming the Bond theme as she was sneaking across the DWU to our office.

►Laser Augment
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Knowing the Family, she probably enjoys eating the can too...

►SittingByTheDockofBrocktonBay
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Shit, we missed one?

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►Laser Augment
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Are you surprised?

Don't be, I hear they can be really sneaky if they want to, scarily so.

Having her hum James Bond while she slipped through your compound does sound a bit much, I agree.

►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Are you sure you can't give us a hint oh miss sexy lizard?

Maybe start by telling us what her scale color isn't?

User received an infraction for this post: do not speculate on the identities of capes.

►Ianthe

(Verified Cape) (The Family)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

I'm sorry, but I can't.

She wishes to stay anonymous for now.

She may show off her scales someday, but until then, I can't say anything about her appearence.

►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

[Post deleted]

[User temp banned - 1 week]

That was way too far, I'm appalled that even someone as impertinent as you could insinuate to such things. Positive reinforcement obviously doesn't work on you, so enjoy your week long ban to reflect on what you just said. - BrocktonBayMod

►Ianthe (Verified Cape) (The Family)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

?

►Winged One
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Oh dear, the Family treats threats like that very seriously.

I'm honestly worried about you void, Ianthe might actually eat you now.

►Laser Augment
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Insinuate, right. ;)

►IguanaGirl
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

Please don't eat him Ianthe, he really doesn't mean anything he said.

►Ianthe (Verified Cape) (The Family)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

I won't. :)

I'm not supposed to eat humans anyway, even the irrational ones. He has nothing to fear from me, as long as he doesn't try anything.

►AllSeeingEye
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

[Post deleted]

[User temp banned - 1 month]

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►Winged One
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

[Post deleted]

User received an infraction for this post: do not contribute to the discussion of a cape's identity.

►Jormungandr

Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

[Post deleted]

User received an infraction for this post: do not contribute to the discussion of a cape's identity.

►BrocktonBayMod

(Moderator)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:

I warned you guys against speculating a cape's identity and what do you do, you try to discover it by analyzing the video.

If your goal is to lock this thread then well done, this thread is locked.

Any further thread openings discussing this event shall be locked with extreme prejudice and the original poster infracted or temp banned.

I hope to whichever deity that exists, that you learn something from this trainwreck of a thread.

And I don't mean Cloak's identity.

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