"Hey, I think I've seen you before.." the Pakistani man said as he used his stand to control the man to make him push his wheelchair.

"Eh? You seen me befo?" the man with the wired jaw struggled to reply. "Yes. I believe you also worked for him."

The man with the injured jaw tensed up. "I see you are as weh." he replied.

"Steely Dan. And you are?"

"Call me Rubbe Sou."

Steely Dan controlled the man to lit him a cigarrette. It's been almost a year since he received that nightmarish beatdown, with every bone in his body broken, he used all of his money DIO payed him in advance from killing Enya to afford high tech medical surgeries. Replacing almost all of his bones with actual meta, suddenly, the name Steely Dan makes sense. Rubber Soul on the other hand, have bad luck, since DIO didn't pay him in advance, he has to use his own revenue to wire his jaw shut.

Meanwhile on the other side of the hospital. A woman with a surgical mask sat beside a dark skinned girl. "Mariah, how are you?"

"Just fine, Middler. Lord DIO is generous enough to immediately heal me the moment he received the news about my defeat. And then he... Filled me soon after." Mariah purred, DIO used the same healing ability on Pucci, Mariah didn't know why he is so fond of her, maybe because she's good in the bedroom. "Yeah... Lord DIO..." Middler frowned and looked down, so far, the teeth replacement was a success, and the remaining hitmen who are sort of loyal from DIO's faction reunited in one hospital when they found out DIO was utterly defeated.

"I still can't believe that 17 year old punk won against our Lord..." Mariah huffed. "His stand is powerful, strong and... And... He's dreamy." Middler said with a smile, bearing no ill will towards her crush. "Rubber Soul and Steely Dan were here too, you know?"

"Yeah."

Meanwhile in Japan...

"Jotaro, stop cheating!" Monika whined as Jotaro used Star Platinum to play the grand piano. "It's not cheating." he huffed. "It is! Use your own fingers, come on, I'm trying to teach you, love."

"I told you to stop with the pet names."

"I will if you stop slacking off."

Jotaro sighed and withdrew his stand. "Yare yare daze."

Monika embraced his back to guide his fingers. "Can you do it without being overly touchy?" he grumbled under his breath. "Nope!" she cheekily replied. Everytime he pressed a key, he can feel her chin rest on his shoulder. "This is embarrassing." he scoffed. "And why? We're the only ones here." she giggled and nibbled on his ear. "Tch, damnit, woman." Jotaro gently tried to push her away.

"Jotaro, don't make me fuck you."

"Piss off."

She giggled as he tugged his cap, she resorted to just embracing him as Jotaro tried to figure out the keys on his own.

A few days later...

"Flight 987 is currently approaching Japan International Airport! Jotaro~ can't wait to see you..!" Middler muttered in excitement. "Heh. Don't be too excited, Middler. We're here to tie up loose ends, not hook up with them." Mariah smiled. "If I remember, Polnareff is french, why would he still be here?" Alessi asked. "I don't know, Hol Horse said he was a loner even before he betrayed DIO." Rubber Soul shrugged. "I'm going to make sure they all die painfully..!" Steely Dan growled.

"Ahh, yes! Ms. Holly, Jotaro is quite a gentleman behind the scenes." Monika winked at him as they ate dinner together. "You know, if you two are going to talk about me, atleast make sure I already left the damn room." Jotaro grumbled as his mom and his girlfriend giggled. "Oh! By the way, Jotaro. We have a visitor for today~" Holly squealed.

"Don't care." Jotaro stood up to go outside. "Bonjour! Ahahaha!" he tensed up as he came face to face with Jean Pierre Polnareff himself, who engulfed him in a manly hug "It's so good to see you, you hardass!"

"Polnareff, what are you doing here?"

"That's not a way to greet your old chum now, was it?"

"Ahh, you must be Jean Pierre Polnareff, you arrived earlier than expected..." Holly drifted off. "Hello Mrs. Kujo! Goodevening! The flight was a bit jaunty, but I arrived safe and sound."

"Hello, my name is Monika. Jotaro is my property." Monika introduced herself. "What." Jotaro asked.

"Aw! You've found yourself quite a lovely lady, Jotaro! I never thought you had it in you." Polnareff grinned. Jotaro rolled his eyes and returned the smile.

After an hour of talking, Jotaro decided it'd be nice to call it a night as Monika went home, Christmas is coming and he have to give something to the girls, but as a manly man, he have no idea what girls want. A pair of boxing gloves? A baseball bat? He is not good at thinking for presents, much less girly ones.

"Jotaro, mon ami! What are you zoning out about?" Polnareff slapped his back as the two of them are outside the garden. "Nothing."

"You know, Mr. Joestar told me you joined a literature club! That's so cute! Ahaha!" the frenchman chuckled. "Heh. Damn gramps. How about you? What have you been up to?" Jotaro asked as Polnareff's expression suddenly turned serious. "The arrows that pierced DIO's body and gave your bloodline stands, there are alot of it out there..." Polnareff said. "Yeah, Speedwagon Foundation was trying to trace it." Jotaro tugged his cap. "But I already cracked it, Jotaro! Enya bought it from some... Fucking mob boss! From Italy! And I'm trying to track it myself." Polnareff posed for no damn reason.

Jotaro sighed, not interested in that for the mean time. "Just let the Foundation do their job, you're gonna drive gramps outta business." Jotaro chuckled.

"If you're trying to think of presents, just give them something from your heart." Polnareff adviced. "Wait, how did you..."

"You're talking to yourself just a moment ago."

"... Yare yare daze."

Polnareff giggled and whipped out a camcorder "By the way, Mr. Joestar mailed me this shit! He told me to watch it with you when New Year comes but screw that, we'll watch it right now." the frenchman said, giddy. "I bet it's something stupid."

"I hope it's hot girls!" the frenchman smiled.

The video played. It showed Joseph Joestar lounging at a sofa wearing formal attire.

"Jotaro, Polnareff! Happy New Year! I'd like to take a moment of silence for... Avdol, Kakyoin and Iggy." Joseph said before he paused for 10 seconds, the two wordlessly watched it.

"So! New Year, new me!

... Just kidding, I'm still a piece of shit. Kehehe!"

The two can't help but smile at the geezer. "But back to business." Joseph cleared his throat.

"The enemies we fought, are coming back for us."

"NANI?!" Polnareff exclaimed. "Yakamashi!" Jotaro scolded.

"Most of DIO's men were dead due to the fleshbud going berserk, but there are quite a few coming after you. You specifically, Jotaro. Those who are hired by DIO using cash, are still very much alive. For some reason, even though they don't have to, they want to avenge that bloodsucking fiend." Joseph said in a deep voice.

"Alessi, Mariah, Rubber Soul, Middler, Steely Dan. Those are what my intel got so far." the old Joestar said. "How did he know?" Polnareff asked out loud. "And by info I mean Hol Horse right here!" Joseph smiled and patted the Emperor user beside him. "Howdy." he greeted.

"That fucking cowboy!" Polnareff growled.

"No worries, he turned in to a new leaf. He was hired by the Foundation to trace down the remains of the stand arrows from a mob called Passione."

"Yes, it was a rather rowdy journey but their stands can't beat my gun." Hol Horse cockily finger shoots the camera.

"Oh come on, Mr. Joestar! You could have hired me!" Polnareff wailed comically. "He can't hear you, moron." Jotaro sighed. "Oh right, Merry Christmas to you and you too, Polnareff." Joseph smiled. "Hey Polnareff! No hard feelings huh?" Hol Horse greeted.

"Fuck you fuck you!" the frenchman snarled. "See you soon, you two!" Joseph waved as the video ends.

"Heh. Damn geezer." Jotaro smiled. "Fucking Hol Horse! Ugh!" Polnareff pouted. "But." the frenchman patted Jotaro's shoulder "I'll stick around just to give you a helping hand against those bastards who want round 2."

"Tch. Sure, just don't hog them all to yourself." Jotaro smiled.

"By the way, does Monika have any cute friends you can introduce me to?" Polnareff grinned. Jotaro remained silent.

"Oh don't give me that look, Jotaro, I'm just 22 years old!"

There was an awkward pause before Jotaro broke the ice "Wait, what are their stand abilities again?"

December 18

"Are you sure Jotaro would like... That?" Sayori asked unsurely as Natsuki just grabbed a tank top with polka dots. "Pfft, of course! I'd smack him if he doesn't!" Natsuki huffed and puts it in the shopping cart. "What about Yuri... Hmm.. What would Yuri like?" Natsuki pondered. "Oh it's pretty obvious, a book." Sayori replied as they walked towards the bookstore inside the mall. "Natsuki look, a foreigner. Foreigners..." Sayori tugged her friend's shirt. "You haven't seen one before? I'm pretty sure Jotaro is a quarter Italian, quarter English and half Japanese so he counts as one." Natsuki shrugged.

Although there is something wrong with these two women. The dark skinned one seemed to hear what they said and nudged the ivory skinned one.

"Yuri would surely... Like this." Sayori gulped as they stared at a book called "Anxiety"

"She does love these kind of books..." Natsuki muttered. "I'll buy her a fancy notebook." Sayori smiled. "What about Monika?" Natsuki asked.

"Oh she already told us what she wants." the taller girl smiled.

"A heart felt poem?" Jotaro asked. "Yes, she said she would like to receive poems from our hearts." Yuri smiled warmly. That makes sense, Monika can use her stand to have virtually anything she wants.

Hmm, let's see... Jotaro never really wrote about anything else aside from the sea or ocean or violence. He wonders just what she wants.

"Bonjour, madamoiselle!" Polnareff introduced himself to Yuri as he just barged in through her door. Jotaro was not surprised, Polnareff tried hitting on Nena, the 16 year old host for the Empress stand, and failed miserably.

"H-Hello..." Yuri timidly greeted.

Polnareff tried his best to sweep her off her feet as he talked about himself and France.

Yuri gulped and stuttered that she will make them some tea, obviously not wanting to talk to the frenchman. Polnareff noticed this and begged for Jotaro's help.

Just as when you thought it was over. I honestly thought it was over too then I got ideas for fights and decided to add this crap.