"Jotaro old pal, what should I do?!" he wailed as he grabbed his collar. Jotaro shoved him away and calmly replied "Cut your hair and tell her you're a stand user. She told me she likes guys with short hair."

Of course, the cutting the hair part was a joke, Jotaro just wanted to see how far Polnareff would go. "Silver Chariot!" he screamed as the knight appeared.

"Just a little off the top..." he pointed at his tall hair as Silver Chariot prepared it's rapier.

*schwing!*

(Picture Polnareff having a Stroheim hairdo)

Jotaro's eyes widened, but then again, this is Polnareff so he shouldn't be surprised. "Yare yare daze."

Monika was planning her perfect Christmas celebration with Jotaro. Her plan includes, putting a mistletoe on top of them as they were casually talking and demand to be kissed. "That would be perfect." she smiled to herself. Setting her ribbon down, she can't stop thinking about him, it's like, she was hotwired to think about him all the time. She can't imagine how devastated she would be if something happens to him or how angry she would be if someone tried to take him away from her...

Unknown to her, she was being stalked by Steely Dan as she casually walked home. Apparently, locating Jotaro's school wasn't so hard, Alessi managed to get some info that the toughest delinquent is dating the school star, so Steely Dan will make good use of that knowledge and attack Jotaro where it hurts.

"Yuriiiii!" Sayori knocked on her door repeatedly, after walking Natsuki home with their presents, she felt the need to check Yuri. The door was opened by a depressed frenchman, who suddenly lit up at the sight of her.

She screamed in terror as she kicked Polnareff in the balls out of reflex.

"OW! Ugh..." Polnareff collapsed.

"Oi, Polnareff. Are you okay over there?" she heard Jotaro's gruff voice. "Oh my! I didn't mean to..! I'm so sorry!" Sayori gasped in shock as she offered to help him up. Suddenly, all the pain inside Polnareff's body disappeared completely as the rose haired maiden grabbed his hand with her delicate one. "I-It's okay, madamoiselle..."

Middler huffed from the other side of the street, from what she saw, only that Polnareff pervert was in sight. She hopes to find Jotaro before Mariah does because she was so sure the other woman would attempt to kill him the moment she got the chance.

"Eh?? Really? So... So Jotaro's Cairo Crusade was true?? It's about you guys?! Vampires exists?!" Sayori asked. "Oui! I was there! I am one of the heroes." Polnareff smirked as Yuri sets down the teapot. "I'm sorry, but your friend is just too awkward." Yuri whispered to Jotaro to which he chuckled and replied "That's rich coming from you."

Yuri glared at him and huffed. "Jotaro-chan. Is it okay if we tell the girls?" Polnareff asked. "Yeah. It would be bad if they got caught in the crossfire, might as well keep them safe." he replied. "What are you talking about?" Sayori asked in confusion.

"Wait did you just called me Jotaro-chan-"

"Okay, m'ladies. DIO's agents, some of them survived and want to avenge him. So it might be nice if you girls would stay out of harm's way. It would break my heart to see something bad happen to you two." Polnareff cooed. "Sayori, we have to tell Monika and Natsuki." Yuri said. "Are you sure you're going to be okay, Jotaro?" Sayori asked.

"Yare yare. You should ask if they're going to be oka-"

"Of course he'll be okay! Jean Pierre Polnareff is on his side!"

They suddenly heard a giggle from somewhere in the room.

"Y-Yuri..?" Sayori stuttered. "That's not me..."

The remote control suddenly turned to a familiar small hellish abomination. "Jotaro~ you're making me jealous!"

"H-High Priestess! The stand!" Polnareff screamed. "Shimatta." Jotaro cussed as he summoned Star Platinum to protect the girls. Sayori and Yuri blinked, due to High Priestess being a mineral transforming stand, they can see it.

"Woah woah!" Sayori exclaimed as it turned to a speargun. It fired towards Yuri, but Silver Chariot is fast enough to parry the bullet.

"STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!" Jotaro yelled as he tried to subdue it in stop time, remembering the last time he tried to crush it, it turned to razor, so now he is not taking any chances.

"ORAORAORAORAORAORA!"

"Toki wa ugokidasu." the speargun flew and broke the window. As the two stand users jump out to pursue it, it disappeared. "Polnareff, stay behind and guard the girls, it probably turned to something else to hide from us."

"Yes sir!" Polnareff grinned, he can show off and act like a hero.

"What was that about?? They're already here?" Sayori asked, visibly shaken. "Yeah. You two stay back." Polnareff looked around in high alert. His eyes widened, he realized something very important, he gave a quick goodbye to the girls and Jotaro as he sprinted out of there.

"Oi! Where are you going?!" Jotaro yelled out, Polnareff is at risk of being ambushed if he ran off on his own.

Jotaro sighed as the frenchman got away and looked around the street calmly, it seems like the High Priestess wasn't here to fight.

Rubber Soul have managed to stumble upon Kujo residence by accident. "... Wait. If I recall correctly, that must be Holly Joestar Kujo." Rubber pondered as he tried to remember the time Enya briefed them about the Joestars.

Apparently, the Joestat Egyptian Tour Group (aka STARDUST CRUSADERS) pursued DIO not only to avenge their ancestor but also to subdue Holly's stand. Holly is now healthy and had some sort of control of her vine stand which she haven't decide what to call yet, as the memories of the briefing returned, Rubber grinned and intend on holding her as hostage to murder Jotaro.

"Polnareff is here. He is here with my Jotaro." Middler said as she approached the Bastet user. "Well, still found no signs of Joseph Joestar yet." Mariah said as she lit a cigarette. "It's kinda weird though. I always assumed Jotaro was the anti social type, but then again, with those looks, he is popular with the ladies." Middler sighed.

Jotaro immediately checked on Monika if she is fine. Her stand ability might be very versatile, but her inexperience might cause her some trouble.

Holly hummed to herself as she washed the dishes, dancing to Cheryl Lynn's Got to be Real waiting for her teapot to boil. As she turned around, she yelped in surprise before laughing "Oh, Jotaro you scared me."

She resumed her chore as Jotaro reached out for her neck...

*stab*

(piano part of il vento d'oro plays)

"A-Ahh..!"

Holly turned around and shrieked as her son got impaled by a silver knight. "Not to fear, Ms. Holly. This man is not your son." Polnareff glared at "Jotaro."

TO BE CONTINUED

Lol just kidding.

The man revealed himself as the Jotaro skin he was wearing turned in to a yellow blob.

Rubber Soul's Yellow Temperance crawled up his rapier's blade. "Well, well... You're not as dumb as you look. Seriously, your hair..." Rubber chuckled as Polnareff scoffed. 'Why isn't he bleeding?! I stabbed his stand... How did Jotaro beat this guy again..?'

"Ms. Holly! Get out now!" but it was too late, Holly was grabbed by the blob and pinned to a wall.

"So far, all I need to do is avoid Jotaro and I'll let the others take care of him. You're quite tough for surviving though, but your survival streak ends now." Rubber cockily cackled as they hear the sound of water boiling. Polnareff can't attack as Rubber had full guard on front... So it only left him no choice but to attack his blindside to create an opening...

"Charioooot!" he yelled out as SC fired the rapier from the hilt and hit the teapot, shattering it. "W-What the?" as Rubber turned around with his stand, the boiling hot water splashed on his face and chest.

"AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!"

Polnareff took the opportunity to punch him in the face.

Jotaro's eyes widened, Steely Dan was outside Monika's home chuckling to himself, that means. The Pakistani man turned and saw him.

"Jotaro! The Lovers had already entered her nervous system, and there is nothing you can do about it." Dan taunts. "Y-Yaro!" Jotaro growled as he stepped forward. "Woah, stay there or else your girlfriend will know the true meaning of pain." Steely Dan said as Jotaro stopped in his tracks.

"Nyeh!" Dan yelled as he kicked a post with his shin, remembering his previous fight with this asshole, old geezer almost broke his foot, he can't imagine what pain Monika is in right now.

He has to restrain this guy.

"STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!" as time halts, he used Star Platinum to grab hold of Steely Dan, as time resumes, the man shrieked in pain as the muscle stand's grip was too hard. "Nggr! No matter what, she'll feel tenfold of my struggle..!" Dan said as he squirmed, leaving Jotaro no choice but to let him go.

As he broke free, the Pakistani man decided to run away from Jotaro. "S-Shimatta, if he gets hit by a car then..." Jotaro didn't want to continue that sentence and ran after him.

"You dare scar my beautiful face?? How dare you!" Rubber said as Polnareff was totally restrained on the other side of the wall with yellow blob all around his body. Rubber leaned to the stove as he breathed heavily, fondling his face scarred with burns. "I just got my jaw and nose fixed you french fuck!" he yelled out as he kept panting. "But now... Yellow Temperance will devour you, you shithead!"

"S-Shit..! Jotaro where are you- HMPH!" Polnareff squirmed as the blob covered his mouth.

"SAVAGE GARDEN!" they heard Holly yell as the stove suddenly turned on full power, Rubber screamed in pain as his upperbody got roasted by the fire.

"AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!"

Polnareff looked down to see Holly's vines coming out of her foot and on to the stove. 'She's Mr. Joestar's daughter alright!' he thought in awe as Yellow Temperance disappeared.

"Ahh... Gotta say, you're quite a tough bastard." Polnareff panted as Holly fell on her knees. "But you said it yourself, I'm a survivor!" Polnareff stood tall as the burning man kept screaming.

"Merci, Ms. Holly! Now allow me to take out the trash!" SC appeared and repeatedly stabbed Rubber Soul.

"HORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORA!" with one last slash, the enemy's corpse was flung outside. "Au revoir." (Arrividerci)

Savage Garden!