Jotaro needed to find rope, fast. Steely Dan led him to a nearby cafe near Natsuki's house.
The girl in question saw Jotaro chasing a fairly attractive guy while she was drinking coffee and writing poems.
"J-Jotaro?"
"Shit."
"Ahh you two know eachother huh?" Steely Dan smirked and grabbed Natsuki's coffee. "Now if you don't want your precious girlfriend to be hurt, choose. Should I burn myself, or this girl?"
"Jotaro what is he talking about?!" Natsuki asked in panic. "Stand user. If he gets hurt, Monika will feel the pain tenfold. You have to tell her now!" Jotaro yelled. Natsuki gulped, it was rare for Jotaro to feel agitated, so she nodded. "WRONG ANSWER!" Steely Dan poured it at himself, and winced at the burning sensation.
"YOU FUCKING-" Jotaro prepared to punch him but he remembered it would be the same as hitting her too.
Natsuki wasted no time and ran away towards Monika's house.
Steely Dan shook his head and glanced at the kitchen, "I'm pretty sure you already know what happens if The Lovers was inside someone's head, right?" he smirked as Jotaro kept his seething rage filled glare at him, he remembers well, the fleshbud will eat their brain inside out.
Where did Polnareff go? Jotaro needs him to shrink his stand and extract The Lovers just like what they did with Joseph.
"Really?? A stand put me in some sort of spell?" Monika asked as Natsuki panted "Yes!... It's what I just said..!" she replied.
"But... I manipulated myself to be impervious to any physical pain." Monika deadpanned, last month, she accidentally cuts her finger trying to slice some carrots, so she also programed herself to be impervious to any other pain on top of blunt force trauma immunity she already have when she trapped Jotaro in that room a couple of months ago. "W... What? You mean... I RAN HERE FOR NOTHING?!" Natsuki whined.
'Polnareff... Where the fuck did you go?!' Jotaro thought spitefully as he was now being forced by Steely Dan to snort wasabi. "Do it or she loses a finger!" Steely Dan threatened as he held the butcher knife close to his finger.
Natsuki and Monika were warped inside the cafe, but they can't see Jotaro anywhere. Monika cussed under her breath, she knows she warped themselves to his location. "Let's split up! I'll look for him outside, he must be somewhere around here." Monika said, she figured it was her emotions making her ability faulty. "Right." Natsuki said as the taller girl left.
"Y-You think I'm bluffing?! I'll show you!"
schnk*
"AAAAAAACK! FUCK!"
Natsuki jumped at the noise, it was from the kitchen, she ran towards the door, ignoring the warnings the cook told her about to buff guys being weird.
Steely Dan cuts of his pinky finger, he did it because Jotaro took too long to obey his command, but it still hurts like a motherfucker. Jotaro gritted his teeth, he was so sure Monika felt that tenfold.
"Jotaro!" Natsuki called out. "YAKAMASHI! I told you to get out of here!" Jotaro yelled out as Steely Dan shivered from the pain. "Just listen to me! Monika was unnafected! She used her stand to make herself immune to pain!" Natsuki called out.
Jotaro's eyes widened as Steely Dan gasped. "N-NANI?! She's a..." he slowly looked towards the Joestar who had this terrifying smirk on his face. Steely Dan gulped as Jotaro stood straight and walked closer.
"I-I'M SO SORRY!" Dan fell flat on his ass. "We've been through this, you know." Jotaro calmly said as he got up. "P-Please just punch me once! Just one!" Steely Dan begged.
Jotaro glanced at Natsuki, who smiled at him. "Kick his ass for ruining my coffee." she huffed.
"A-Ahh I'm sorry about your coffee!" Steely Dan stood up and kneeled. "Forgive me, Jotaro! I'll... I'll pay for her coffee!"
"Yare yare. Fine, I will."
"R-Really?!"
"Yeah. If you snort this." Jotaro said as Star Platinum grabbed the back of Dan's head and forced it to the wasabi plate. "A-Ahh! Is that all..? Okay!" and so he snorted it. "AAAAACKK!" Steely Dan screamed as the burning sensation entered his nasal cavity "Hothothothot!" Steely Dan teared up but he smiled, without Kakyoin he won't get restrained this time, he called his stand to retreat and enter that Natsuki girl's ear instead.
"Y-You'll forgive me right? You won't do the ORAORA thing on me?" Steely Dan asked hopefully. "Nah, I lied. I still feel like beating you up." Jotaro said.
Steely Dan tensed up, but that's fine. He just needs to stall time. "I-I can tell you about my teammates!" he offered. What is taking The Lovers so long?
Meanwhile outside.
"This is rather a peculiar looking parasite." Monika mumbled to herself as she held a jar containing The Lovers. She trapped it when she saw it come out of her ear.
Back inside.
"Hmph. Put on a show for me, Jotaro." Natsuki crossed her arms and walked beside her friend. "Aye aye ma'am." he replied gruffly as Star Platinum appeared and smiled. "G-GIEEE!" Steely Dan panicked as his stand was nowhere to be seen.
"Wait, I don't even know his name." Natsuki pondered. "S-Steely Dan." the man whimpered.
Jotaro and Natsuki glanced at eachother before looking back at him. "STEEL-y Dan. Why don't we put that name to the test?" Jotaro quips, Natsuki smiled, she will totally use that line on one of her future manga works.
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This time, Steely Dan is dead as fuck as he crashed through a brick wall motionless. "Well. I guess he didn't live up to his name." Natsuki shrugged as they both walked away like badasses.
2 hours later.
"Where have you been??"
"What do you mean where have I been, you're the one who ran off, you moron."
Jotaro noticed how the kitchen was a mess. "Well, I realized your mom was in danger since she was alone, so I fought that Rubber Soul guy and I almost died!" Polnareff argued. "The Lovers tried to kill Monika and I beat the shit out of Steely Dan." Jotaro retorted.
"Oh. So we both got our hands full that time." Polnareff said.
"So. How did you survive?" Jotaro asked as he lit a cigarette. "Well, Ms. Holly used her stand." Polnareff replied.
Stand name: Savage Garden
Stand user: Holly Kujo
Stats: Same as Hermit Purple.
Abilities: Hermit Purple, but green.
December 19
"They both died?! Are you kidding me?!" Mariah yelled. "Yeah, look." Middler nonchalantly pointed at the newspaper that shows a man skewered with burns, and a thoroughly pummeled foreigner found in a cafe with tenderized metal bones.
"Okay, the smart thing to do is regroup. Where is that pedo guy again?" Mariah said, she almost forgot about Alessi. "That guy just doesn't want to cooperate, he is enjoying being a tourist now that there isn't pressure from Lord DIO." Middler rolled her eyes.
"Polnareff. Oi." Jotaro knocked on the guest room, but he didn't receive any response but the frenchman's loud snoring. He shrugged and decided to head to Yuri's so he could write a poem. "Mom, if Polnareff asked about where I am, tell him to stay hereand guard you instead." Jotaro called out. "Okay!"
As usual, he lets himself inside her house without knocking.
With Christmas fast approaching, he figured why the hell not and write the others different poems too. Setting the notepad down at the small table, he roamed around her living room to find a pen. Then suddenly, worry entered his mind as he remembered that High Priestess knows where she lives, he immediately ran towards her bedroom.
But stopped in his tracks as he heard moaning. Yuri is moaning from the other side of the door, the moans are suggestive. What is she doing? Is someone here with her? That can't be right, she's a loner.
Using Star Platinum to unlock the door from the other side, he rudely opened the door only to saw Yuri, naked, touching herself with...
"Jotaro..?"
"Wait is that my pen-" he shook his head and immediately closed the door with his face flushed. What the hell?!
He turned around and tried to forget about anything but Yuri opened the door, still naked and called out his name. "Don't worry, I didn't see anything." he lied. 'I really wish I didn't see anything." he thought grimly.
"I-It's fine." she replied as he turned around and looked at her in the eye, trying is best not to glance at her massive bust. "Could you put on some clothes, Yuri?" Jotaro deadpanned. "Ahhh..." she nods but walked towards him.
"Hm?"
"I didn't finish..." she said breathlessly as she embraced him. Jotaro tensed up "What..!" he asked out loud, how could this happen? He was so sure after her fight with Monika that she rewrote the three to remain platonic to him. He immediately worried for Yuri's safety, if Monika found out about this, she'd kill her. And what would Monika feel? It'll break her heart.
"No." he sternly said as he gently shoved her away. "But Jotaro-"
"Hands off, woman." he extended his arms to keep her at arm's length, but he accidentally groped her tits, much to her arousal and his embarrassment "Shit."
"I feel so hot... I-I don't know what to do..." she grabbed his hands to keep them at her chest. "I can't stop thinking about you... I can't help but touch myself with the pen you gave me... I don't even know why, but it felt so right." she confessed as Jotaro awkwardly tried to remove his hands.
Jotaro tried to think of a logical explanation... That's it! Monika manipulated Yuri to act like this to test his fidelity. It's something her crazy ass would do. He has to do something bold to make her lose control of Yuri, so he moved forward and pinned Yuri to a wall, he withdrew his arms from her and groped her privates.
He looked around to see if Monika will come out and whine about it, but no one is coming out. "Monika, come out." he called out.
"There's only two of us here..." Yuri blushed and purred as she crossed her legs to trap Jotaro's hand. Yuri closed her eyes and leaned forward.
'So she wasn't controlling her? Then what could be- oh shit, she's gonna kiss me.'
"STAR PLATINUM: THE WOR- mph!" Jotaro was cut off as she aggressively smashed her mouth to his.
The Joestar Sexdrive is both a blessing and a curse.