"Kehehe! Are you ready to go home for Christmas?" Joseph chuckled. "Ahh. I missed Japan, I hope my parents won't worry too much..."

Meanwhile in Japan,

"What is your problem?!" Jotaro shoved his palm to her face and pushed her away. Yuri suddenly snapped back to reality as she shook her head and shrieked in embarrassment. "I-I'm sorry! I don't know what came over me!" Yuri panicked and returned back to her room. Locking the door. Jotaro blinked in confusion, he never really asked if Freek N' You is a long range stand, but what would be Monika's motive if she did manipulate Yuri once more?

"Are you shitting me?" Mariah deadpanned. "Look, I can't face those two anymore! They-they sent me to space! And-and I'm too scared, specially now that Rubber and Dan died!" Alessi whimpered. "Then why did you even come with us in the first place if you're just going to pussy out?!" the woman growled. "Well, I want to be there to see them die, not neccessarily be the one to fight them..." the man stuttered. "Ugh. Then atleast make yourself useful and..." Mariah drifted off, trying to think of any use for this asshole. "Go after Joseph Joestar."

"So it's you."

Monika looked for the source of the voice, she was just returning from school to get some stuff from her locker (namely her gift for Jotaro, a brand new lighter) and while she was on her way to the school gate, this foreigner called her attention. "Excuse me, do you know me?" Monika asked in confusion.

"You're gonna tell me where Jotaro is. Where is he, girl?" Middler crossed her arms. "Who's asking?" the student frowned at the mention of the Joestar.

Middler smirked "His one true love."

"Teme..." Monika dropped her bag as the two faced off.

"High Priestess!"

Monika's eyes widened a freaky looking stand emerged and morped in to a pistol. *BANG*

Now it was Middler's turn to be shocked as it absolutely had no effect on her opponent. "Freek N' You!" Monika yelled as her stand warped her out of there back to a classroom on the second floor. She has to observe her from a distance and plan out an attack.

"N-Nani?! She is a... A stand user!" Middler gasped and looked around.

Monika had to figure out her ability and plan a complex attack. It appears this woman's ability is quite similar to her being able to transform her stand to anything...

Middler saw a huge shadow on the ground, she stared up in horror "Is that a..!" moving quickly, High Priestess merged with the ground and opened her mouth to allow Middler to fall inside as her diamond hard teeth closed at the right time the steamroller dropped. Middler panted heavily as she stare at the road roller in shock, High Priestess bit it with all it's force. Suddenly, black pixels covered the steamroller as it turned to dynamite, as the teeth clashed, an explosion occured that knocked Middler back, if it weren't for the tongue, she would have died.

Monika inspected the huge face on the school ground from the window, what a peculiar stand. But that should finish her... Nope. Middler emerged from the nose completely unharmed as the stand returned to it's small form, heading straight towards Monika.

With the invulnerability she acquired, she doesn't have alot to worry about. But to her surprise, the stand entered the other window on her right, to a classroom full of students!

She heard screams of pain as she immediately rushed to the room.

Monika was horrified to see 4 students and a teacher dead on the floor, being killed by another stand user, she can't bring them back to life. Now she has to make sure that tiny fucker won't kill anymore.

"I WILL KILL AS MANY PEOPLE AS I HAVE TO AS LONG AS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM. But I'll stop if you tell me where Jotaro is..!" the stand yelled.

Okay, what is the most discreet way to create an explosion? She is pretty sure this thing is fast enough to dodge a grenade.

The room heater, Monika silently caused a small hole in the pipe to let some steam out. High Priestess screamed as she lunged towards Monika with her razor sharp claws... Which is still not sharp enough to pierce her skin.

"What are you?!" High Priestess screamed as Monika suddenly warped towards the door near the switch. The stand got distracted as the light bulb above suddenly shattered. Monika swiftly opened the door and pressed the switch.

*BOOM*

Jotaro huffed and waited for Yuri to come out. He knocked on the door "Are you done?"

"Leave me alone!"

Jotaro sighed "Yare yare. I'll be in your living room, writing a poem."

"No, get out of my house!" Yuri yelled out in embarrassment, but Jotaro ignored her and walked towards the sofa to brainstorm.

Snatching the pen from her phonebook, he decided to make a short story for Sayori, a comic strip for Natsuki, a poem for Monika. A knife for Yuri?

He stormed back to her room, walked towards her as she is finally dressed up.

"Eep!" she shrieked as he grabbed her wrist and rolled the sleeve. No more cuts. "How would you like a pen knife for Christmas?" Jotaro smiled. "Y-You're not supposed to tell people what you're giving them." Yuri stuttered. "Oh. Shit. Pretend you didn't hear that." the Joestar lets her go.

Yuri grabbed his hand, causing him to tense up. "Jotaro, I'm... I'm scared." she confessed.

"What, what's wrong?" he deadpanned. "She won't leave me alone..." she whispered.

She? Monika? He needs to talk to her about this. "Who is 'she?'" Jotaro asked. "I don't know... But she's become a part of me. And I'm afraid that she'll take over soon."

Okay, this doesn't make any sense at all. Jotaro sighed "Just relax. Don't think about it too much. We're here for you." he said reassuringly.

"How dare you..! You bitch!" Middler held her bleeding arm and screamed as Monika appeared behind her. "You're going to tell me, what you are to Jotaro." Monika said as she menacingly walked towards the enemy stand user. "I'm her lover!" Middler said as she called her heavily damaged stand back from the rubble, but it was still finding it's way around the school. Monika tensed up in jealousy. "I met him in Egypt, we made love all day, everyday. And I'm here to pick him up." Middler taunted. "That's not true." Monika deadpanned. "But it is. You're his "girlfriend" huh? Let me tell you something, you're just a substitute while he waits for me, ugly!" Middler screamed as her stand sliced Monika's calves, seeing as she was emotionally disturbed, a large pool of blood emerged from her legs as she fell to the ground with a yelp.

She hissed at the pain as Middler laughed victoriously "I finally caught you off guard!"

Monika needs to get her shit together, she tried to even her breathing as the blood flows under Middler's feet.

"Time to get rid off you for good. Any last words?" Middler mocked.

"Y-Yeah... I'll admit. You're hot." Monika shivered, Middler smirked but her face scrunched up as she smell something. It's the same smell as that ZZ guy with the Wheel of Fortune stand, her and the other tarot stand users mocked him for stinking because of his stand ability. Gasoline? She looked down to see that the blood that flowed out of Monika's legs turned to gasoline as the schoolgirl smiled, holding her present for Jotaro and lighting it up.

Middler shrieked in pain as Monika's stand ability returned, she can now also stand up after her legs healed up. "All's fire in love and war." the student copied her JoJo's pose before giggling " Ahaha! That's so lame." Monika warped a knife from Yuri's collection and tossed it at her "I know how match it hurts... Okay, that's the last fire pun, but here. Give yourself a quick death."

She left the burning woman to die.

Monika's puns physically hurt me.