"... Literature Club." Jotaro sighed and used Star Platinum to open the door.
The four girls looked at him.
"Welcome to our meeting!"
They greeted as Jotaro stood there and blinked.
(Yuri): Are you into reading?
(Sayori): No need for being coy!
(Monika): We'll improve your uptake!
(Natsuki): Have a fuckin' cupcake, and why must you bring a boy?
(Sayori): But I didn-
Jotaro sat next to Sayori as Monika discussed everything.
(Monika): Time to write some poems! Don't be scared to show 'em! The festival's days away!
Natsuki tugged his arm.
(Natsuki): You could help with baking!
Yuri followed soon after.
(Yuri): Or with banner making!
(Sayori): And I'll walk home alone today! Oh... Maybe we're friends... maybe we're more...
Jotaro continues to get pestered by the girls.
(Jotaro): SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(Sayori): How could he love a simple girl next door? I'm just not the type he's looking for!
Monika approached her.
(Monika): Hey, Sayori, you doing okay?
(Sayori): I'm having a difficult day...
(Monika): I'd say! You seem pretty lonely!
(Jotaro): Something is wrong about her, wait, why is she standing on that chair?
Is that a rope around her neck? Maybe I should check.
He approached Sayori getting prepared to kill herself as Monika stood in front of his way.
(Monika): She's depressed and stressed and she's feeling blue... So I don't want Sayori hanging around you!
Monika kicks the chair and Sayori hanged and died.
(All girls including Sayori's corpse): JUST MONIKA! JUST MONIKA! JUST MONIKA!
JUST MONIKA! JUST MONIKA! JUST MONIKA! JUST MONIKA! JUST JUST MONIKA!
Jotaro stood in utter shock, but his face contorted to rage.
(Jotaro): What did you just do? Doesn't matter, I'm going to punch you!
Monika smiled at him dreamily as she snapped her fingers, the reality warped everything back to the beginning, but without Sayori. Jotaro was there confused, sitting next to Natsuki.
(Natsuki): Manga is my passion. Don't you dare be bashin'!
The writing's got finesse!
Maybe you should borrow these until tomorrow... Were you looking up my dress?! Stop stealing glances, you thief!
(Jotaro): Good freakin' grief.
Yuri popped up beside him.
(Yuri): Let's go read a story!
(Jotaro): Wait, what about Sayori?
(All): Who?
(Monika): Let's talk about me instead!
Monika dragged the annoyed and confused Jotaro away from Yuri.
(Monika): I've been learning piano!
And I sing soprano! And I can't get you out of my head!
(Jotaro): Something is wrong about her, could she be another enemy stand user?
Yuri stared at Jotaro from a distance.
(Yuri): Can't look away... can't help but blush...
where did I get this overwhelming crush?
It's sharp as a knife and twice the rush!
(Jotaro): There's only one way to find out, to show her what I'm all about, your time has come, Star Platinum!
But before he can summon his stand, Natsuki tapped his shoulders.
(Natsuki) Yo!
There's something I think you should know! I've never seen Yuri so-
Yuri pops out of nowhere. And pinned Jotaro in to a wall.
(Yuri): -sAnE aNd cHiLL ANd sTiLL kinda sweaty...
And I don't mind cutting to the chase:
I'm in love with you and your gorgeous face!
Jotaro was stunned as Yuri started laughing uncontrollably.
(Monika): That's a sentiment I can't allow!
So my dear friend Yuri is getting the point now!
Yuri stabs herself much to Jotaro's horror.
(Jotaro): What the fuc-
(All the girls including Yuri's corpse): : JUST MONIKA! JUST MONIKA! JUST MONIKA!
JUST MONIKA! JUST MONIKA! JUST MONIKA! JUST MONIKA! JUST JUST MONIKA!
(Monika): Could you have guessed? Maybe you knew? Natsuki is next,
I'm deleting her too!
(Natsuki): Jotaro! Dude... I don't feel so good.
Natsuki disappeared completely.
(Monika): We don't need cupcakes or poems or tea. I only need you to love me!
(Jotaro): Your sanity went down the drain, I think you are batshit insane.
Jotaro backed away as she kept going closer.
(Monika): Isn't this perfect? Ahahaha!
(Jotaro): ORAORAORAORAORA!
His attacks have no effect.
(Jotaro): Nani-
(Monika): Everytime I close my eyes, I wake up feeling so needy! I can't get you out of my mind, FREEK N' YOU is all I see!
Jotaro saw her stand.
(Jotaro): Toki wo tomare!
Time came to a halt as the school girl became frozen. He tried and punched the pixel stand but it's not solid.
(Jotaro): Yare yare daze.
Time resumes before he can even do anything significant. She pinned him to a wall.
(Monika): Hey... there's no one else in our way...
So look at me and just say, right here, my dear that you love me!
Jotaro shrugged and shoved her away.
(Jotaro): No. I gotta go.
Jotaro tensed up as the door in the classroom disappeared. Monika rested her face on her palms and kept looking at him.
(Monika): And we'll sit here 'till the end of time, cause I've earned this and
you're finally mine!
And I'm sorry what you've had to see but it no longer matters, 'cause now you belong to me!
(Jotaro): Yakamashi!
She stood up and pounced on him.
(All the girls): Forever. Forever. FOREVER.
FOREVER. FOREVER FOREVER. FOREVER. FOREVER!
Jotaro rolled his eyes. He puckered up and kissed her, much to her surprise. Causing her to be deleted. The door returned, to which the Joestar scoffed.
(Jotaro): Now that bitch is gone, I have some time alone.
Can't wait to go home, I feel like writing a poem.
Natsuki, Yuri and Sayori spawned in front of him.
Yuri and Natsuki began arguing about books and mangas, Jotaro tugged his hat and sighed.
(Sayori): So... My dear friend Jotaro. I want my mind to be at peace, are you walking home with someone after all of this?
(Jotaro): Well, your house is just a few blocks away, so I'd say... Since we're near it's for the best, I'd be walking home with you I guess.
Jotaro immediately does the opposite and left.
(Sayori): Walk home... With me? Just Sayori, JUST SAYORI! JUST SAYORI! JUST SAYORI!
She heard a voice.
(Monika): No. I won't let you hurt Jotaro. Oh my gosh, Sayori, I never knew you're also crazy!
(Sayori): What are you doing inside my head? I thought you're already dead. It feels like you're in my hair, go away! This isn't fair!
Suddenly, the girls disappeared as if the club never existed, and the four girls were never seen again. Jotaro entered the room.
(Jotaro): Hey so I thought we're walking... Home?
I just listened to the Just Monika song by RandomEncounters on YouTube and it's catchy as hell. I also thought it would be fun to throw Jotaro in to the mix.