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Chapter Two: Dipper's Pregnant?!

~Dipper's POV~

After about three weeks of relaxing and enjoying our honeymoon, Bill and I returned home from Ireland. We were greeted by so much hugs and tears from how much people missed us that it wasn't even funny. I think the biggest hugs that I got was from Will and Mabel.

"We missed you, Dippin Dot!" Mabel cried out, squeezing me as tight as she possibly could.

"We made sure to make you the biggest card in the world!" Will said, getting out a thirty five foot card that said: "Welcome back, Bill and Dipper!" It also had many different hearts, stickers, and was mainly decorated in glitter.

"The whole thing was my idea." Grunkle Stan commented, pointing confidently at himself.

"Stanley, it was all of our ideas." Ford grumbled with the roll of his eyes.

"Yeah, but I'm the one who thought of it in the first place." Stan argued with his twin brother.

"Whoever thought of it, we thank you. It's nice to be back in my castle." Bill smiled sincerely.

"Don't you mean our castle, big brother?" Jill commented as she crossed her arms.

"Hey! It was my castle first!" Bill stated like a little child as he stomped his foot and pouted.

I couldn't help but laugh at my husband. Sometimes he was such a child. But before I could reply back to Bill's childish and adorable pout, my stomach began to ache like it never ached before. I mean, I had experienced stomach aches before when I was crushing on Bill, but I had never had this bad of stomach aches.

I gently gripped my stomach, accidentally letting out a groan of pain. Bill then turned his head and floated over to me. "PineTree, what's wrong?" He asked in a concerned voice.

"I-I don't know... It's probably just all those hamburgers and milkshakes we had last night. I'm okay though." I stated, half lying. I didn't know what was wrong with me.

"Maybe you should go to bed. That's normally what calms a stomach ache." Blair stated as Bill began to help me up the stairs.

"O-okay... Don't worry, guys. I'll be down in an hour or two! I promise!" I called to them as Bill helped me into my room.

"I... I really hope you get better, Dipper." Bill said softly as he helped me into bed.

"Like I said, it's probably the hamburgers and milkshakes. I'll be fine. And I could get into bed myself, you know." I couldn't help but tease my demon husband.

Bill rolled his eyes. "Yeah, but you're my husband now. That means that I can do whatever I want to you."

I blushed hard and lightly giggle. "Shut up, you cheesy Dorito!"

Bill chuckled and kissed my forehead gently. "Not a Dorito anymore. But feel better, dear. I'll be downstairs if you need me okay?"

I nodded as he walked to the door. "Okay. I love you."

He turned back to me with a grin. "I love you more than you love me."

I chuckled. "No you don't."

"Yes I do." He said before leaving me in our room. That was our little thing that we did to tease each other. I finally decided to close my eyes, finally falling asleep and feeling like I honestly needed it.

In about two hours later, I was awoken to my stomach curling around in many knots and feeling like I was going to vomit. I quickly stood up and ran to the bathroom, eventually vomiting into the trash can and it felt like I just couldn't stop myself.

Okay, now I was getting scared. Was I sick or something? I remember Wendy doing this when she was pregnant with Rex. She was having stomach pains and throwing up randomly.

Was I... No, I couldn't have been pregnant! I mean, yes it was ten thirty in the morning but I probably could've just been sick. I was a guy and Bill was a guy! But Bill was also a demon too and had an unbelievable amount of magic… But it wasn't logically possible. I decided to shrug it off and to join my friends, family, and husband to a very late breakfast.

A few days went by and I was occasionally vomiting in the very early of mornings, but that was all besides the stomach aches after eating certain foods. But it was at lunch when I noticed that I wasn't eating normal foods.

It was lunchtime so Bill and I decided to go to Greasy's Diner for our lunch break. I still worked at the Mystery Shack while Bill decided to go job hunting. But it was turning out to be harder than it seemed, considering he was a demon and his history with this town..

Bill and I got a two person table as we scanned the menu. "You know what you want, Bill?"

He looked at the menu with confusion. Probably because there wasn't any deer organs or rat brains in any of the foods. And there wasn't simple things like chicken or steak. "PineTree, what's a Extra Extra Bacon Cheeseburger?"

"Bill, it's the same as a regular hamburger. It's a meat patty that's between two bread slices that also has a lot, and I mean a lot, of bacon on it. You can also have ketchup, mustered, pickles, onions, and mayo on it if you want. It's basically the same thing we had in Ireland, remember?"" I explained and from the look on his face, I could tell he was hungry for it. For some reason, it made me irritated to tell him for what seemed like the fifteenth time.

"Can I have five hundred of them?!" He exclaimed, his golden eye twinkling with hunger.

I only laughed at my husband's silliness. "No, Bill. I don't have enough money to buy that much. Besides, it's six dollars and fifty seven cents! That's not cheap!"

Bill pouted. "You humans and your money. I'll never understand it."

Lazy Susan soon came over with a smile. "Welcome to Greasy's! Oh, the Pines boy and the demon guy! What'll ya have?"

"I will have the Extra Extra Bacon Cheeseburger with extra bacon, extra pickles, extra onions, extra tomatoes; Basically, extra everything! Including the sauces, human lady!" Bill ordered with a wide and toothy grin, which could always make me either blush or laugh.

Lazy Susan only raised a eyebrow before turning to me. "Okay... And you?"

It was hard for me to make a decision because everything sounded good, even the stuff I don't normally eat. "Can I just have the Meat Lover's Hamburger? And... Can you make the meat raw?"

"Raw?! Umm, Well... Okay. It'll be out in a few." Lazy Susan said in a creeped out voice as she left to go get our food.

Even Bill looked at me in confusion. "PineTree, from what I read from the menu, that burger's pretty huge. And also, you never eat raw meats. That's not normal for humans to eat.."

I sighed. "I know, Bill, I know. But lately I've been eating weird foods. Like just yesterday, I had Oreos dipped in whipped cream for breakfast!"

"But Soos normally eats that, doesn't he?" My husband asked in confusion.

"Yeah, but I guess I've been worried about what's happening." I said truthfully, resting my chin against my hand.

The golden demon took my other hand and placed a kiss upon my knuckles. "Don't worry. Whatever's going on, it'll be okay. And we'll figure this out."

I smiled and gently pecked his lips. "Thanks, hon. Maybe I'm judging wanting to try new things. Even if it is raw meat."

Our food finally arrived a few minutes later. Bill was enjoying his burger like a fat kid with cake while I was still a little nervous to try my raw burger. I eventually ate some of it, and enjoyed every minute of it. Though I was still worried of the effects that raw meat would have on my body.

When Bill finished his burger, he had ketchup, mustered, mayo all over his lips. "Amazing food! Can we come here everyday?"

I chuckled and shook my head, handing him a napkin. "No, Bill. Besides, I don't have that much money."

He wiped his mouth but looked down at my plate. "You've already touched your food, Piney."

I looked down and nodded. "I ate some of it, but I'm a little scared to try it and plus, I was waiting for you to get done with yours." I eventually ate more of it, and it was actually very good so I decided to eat all of it rather quickly.

... What's going on with me?!

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"Jill, can I ask you something?" I asked when Bill and I returned home later that day. Jill was currently attending the flower garden.

"If it's about the new season of Once Upon a Time, I'm not telling you anything! All I'm telling you is that Hades is smoking hot!" Jill commented, making weird squealing noises.

I rose an eyebrow. "Ummm... No. I was wanting to ask you about... Demon Reproduction."

That had been on my mind for a very long time. If I was pregnant with Bill's child, I wanted to know how it happened.

Jill gasped and poured some of the water onto the silver roses. "U-Ummm... Well, we demons have the same... "Sex fluids" you humans have. Expect whenever we release into our lovers, we can allow them to get pregnant or not, no matter the gender. Why do you ask?"

"Because on mine and Bill's honeymoon, we... Made love. A lot. And I MEAN a lot. And it's been three weeks since it and I've been really worried that I'm... You know….. Pregnant." I explained, looking very worried and scared.

She only chuckled. "Dipper, you and Bill are grown men. I know you two will be great parents! And yes, actually, you are pregnant."

I gasped in surprise and shock. I felt tears streaming down my face, but they were happy tears. I couldn't believe this! "Really...? I'm gonna have a baby?"

"Correction: You and I are going to have a baby." I heard Bill's voice behind me as he hugged me from behind.

I gasped and looked at my husband with a hard blush. "Y-you heard?!"

"Heard? I've noticed for the past few days. I just wanted you to figure it out on your own." Bill chuckled.

"I noticed when you first came home." Jill mumbled as she went inside the castle.

"So... Are you mad?" I asked, playing with the ends of my fingers.

"Mad? Of course not, Dipper! I'm so happy that you and I are having a baby together!" Bill exclaimed before pulling me into a deep kiss and another deep hug.

I gasped in surprise before returned the hug and the kiss. It was like fireworks were going off behind us. Maybe because of Jill and Will again, I swear.. I still couldn't believe this. It was shocking, but I felt like Bill and I were ready to have this baby..

When we pulled away, I looked at my husband happily. "I love you, Cipher."

"I love you too, Pines. But you need to be laying down." He sat as he rested me against a tree.

I laughed. "Bill, I'm fine. Really!"

He then laid between my legs, wrapping his arms around my waist as laid the side of his head against my stomach. "I just want you and our baby to be safe."

I chuckled and petted his hair. "We will, Bill. I promised."

"DIPPER'S WHAT?! CIPHER, YOU'RE DEAD!" We hears Grunkle Stan yelled from all the way inside the castle.

Bill's eyes widened before he ran away from the castle and myself as fast as he could. I could only sigh. Curse you, Jill Cipher…..

Hey everyone! Sorry that I haven't updated in years, I've been really busy with finishing up high school, starting other fanfics, and taking finals that are stupid and unneeded. You know, the usual stuff. Anyway, make sure to fav, follow, and comment to see more and I'll see you all next time. Bye bye!