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Chapter Five: Kindergarten, Oh Boy!

~Bill's POV~

"And you are not, I repeat, DO NOT go into my room!" I told Blair, Mabel, Pacifica, and Soos, feeling a small sense of deja vu after I said that.

Years had passed, and finally, today was Diana Belle's first day of kindergarten. And I had heard so many things about that grade: The bullying, the glue eating, the annoying children; My little daughter would not be apart of it!

"Bill, it's fine! Kindergarten isn't so bad! There are some bad parts to it, but Diana's perfectly capable of going." Dipper explained whenever he first told me and I naturally refused.

"But darling! This is a human school we're talking about. Do you know what humans are like?!" I screeched in panic as I was having an actual tea party with Diana Belle.

Dipper gave me the "Really dude?" face. "Bill, in case you haven't noticed, my whole family is human expect you, Will, and Jill."

I sighed and pouted, looking down at my Earl Grey tea. "I still don't know..."

"Daddy, I wanna go to kindergarten! I think it'll be a good experience for me to make new friends and learn new things!" Diana Belle, our now six year old child, exclaimed as she finally came into the room, having yellow frosting on her lips from all the cupcakes Mabel made for the tea party.

Dipper began to clean our daughter's mess with his shirt. "See? So, it's two against one."

I sighed and crossed my arms. "Ugh, I hate being beaten."

"Don't worry, bro. I'm pretty sure Dippy will let you beat him at something." Will purred as he entered with more tea.

Let's just say that Will won't be saying stuff like that around Diana Belle anymore...

Anyway, it took about two days for us to find all the supplies needed for DB to start; Crayons, a supply box, markers, glue sticks, pencils, pens, erasers, and even safety scissors. Why would kindergarteners even needed these baseless things?

Before we left and while Dipper was helping Diana Belle get dressed, I explained some of the rules to everyone especially about going into mine and Dipper's room.

"Umm... Bro, Dipper already kind of broke that rule a long time ago, so I don't think that you need to keep having it." Will commented in a salty way.

I rose an eyebrow before grinning. "You don't know what things I have in there."

"You don't know what we have in our room either." Blair stated with a wicked grin than mine.

"And I don't think either of us wanna know." Stan commented rudely.

"Don't worry, Bill, we'll do everything on the list that you tell us." Jill said, having the list, which was more of a scroll.

And who should be playing at our feet but Winter, Will and Blair's little girl, and Preston, Mabel and Pacifica's adopted son. They had grown so close to Diana Belle that it became so adorable.

"Why can't we go to kindergarten, daddy?" Winter, who was now four, asked Will curiously with a small whimper. It was obvious that Winter and Diana had grown so close that they must've been considered sisters.

"Oh, honey. You and Preston aren't old enough to go. But don't worry, when you are, I know that Rex and Diana will help you!" Blair said, picking up the light blue haired girl.

"Besides, I don't want to be a part of those idiotic little children yet." Preston, who was also four, stated in his snotty rich kid voice. You can guess where he got it from.

"Says the kid who loves Gumball way too much." Ford grinned slightly.

"Don't make fun of Gumball and Darwin!" Preston whined before I spotted my beautiful husband and daughter walking downstairs. I cut through the crowd to look at them.

Dipper had dressed Diana Belle in a long yellow sundress with black flats, a top hat that was glued onto a headband, and an eye on the dress. Above the eye, it said "Daddy's always watching!" in red knitting. "Well, aren't you the most adorable thing in the world!" I cheered, picking her up and twirling her around happily.

She laughed happily. "I don't look pretty, momma's the one that looks pretty!"

Dipper wore a blue sweater with the same eye, brown cargo shorts, blue sneakers, and his famous pine tree hat. Above the eye, it said "My husband's always watching" in red knitting as well.

"Mmm, and you're right, sweetie. Momma does look adorable." I purred and nibbled playfully on Dipper's cheek.

Will gasped and hid Winter's eyes. "And you slapped me for making one joke!"

Dipper blushes hard and cleared his throat. "W-weirdo..."

I chuckled before kissing the human's nose. "You're the weirdo. Now, let's go before we get locked out of the school. And I'm sure Diana doesn't want that right, honey?"

Diana giggled and nodded. "Yes, daddy!"

We all waved goodbye to everyone before leaving. Luckily we could walk to the school because it was just in town. When we entered, Dipper and I stood at the end of the hallway where Diana Belle's classroom was.

"Oh, I'm so excited!" Diana Belle squealed, jumping up and down.

"Do you want us to come inside your classroom?" I asked curiously.

"I don't mind. It's whatever you guys want." Diana Belle stated, kissing both of our cheeks before running into the classroom, "Love you guys!"

"Let me guess: We're gonna stay for a few minutes?" Dipper asked with a grin, already seeing some of the parents already staying.

"You bet your cute ass we're staying." I commented before grabbing his hand and walking into the room.

Turns out that the class wasn't that bad. They learned a few ABC's, numbers, math, and words, nothing that little Diana Belle couldn't handle since she was already reading the Hobbit book.

But what bugged me was the teacher, Mrs. Clover, who was like thirty. She wouldn't stop staring at me! It made me and Dipper mad as hell.

"So, Mr. Cipher, your little Diana is very smart. I wonder where she gets it from." Mrs. Clover purred in a flirty way.

"Yeah, actually. She gets it from me AND MY HUSBAND!" I yelled rather loudly, showing her my ring finger which held my wonderful wedding ring. Let's just say that definitely shut her up.

"Hahaha! You read that book? Only old people read!" I heard a little girl giggle.

I walked back over to Dipper before spotting our daughter, who was off in the corner reading a rather big book that was bigger than her head. Two girls, who were dressed with too much glitter and pink that it would make Mabel jealous, were around her.

"Seriously, no one reads unless it's a Snapchat story!" The main girl whined, pinching Diana Belle's arm.

But my little girl growled and slapped her hand. "Just leave me alone. At least I'm doing something better in my life than what you're doing."

"And what would that be?" Asked the second girl, who obviously was just a pet to the first girl.

"Definitely not living the white trash life, that's for sure!" She snapped, which gave a loud "Oh!" from some of the other kids in the room.

The first girl gasped and pushed Diana Belle on floor, which caused Diana to get pissed and caused her brown and blonde hair to catch fire. "You wanna die, girl?!" Diana yelled in her demonic voice.

"Woah, woah, Belle! Calm down." Dipper stated, picking up our little girl before looking down at the girls.

"That's your daughter? Well, it's a shame that she's the product of you." The second girl stated.

"I was gonna say the same thing to you two. Listen up, little girls: I used to be bullied my whole life and I am not about to let my little sunshine have to deal with the same torture that I went through. Understand?" Dipper told the girls, showing his rather intense motherly side.

"Otherwise, you're gonna have to deal with Daddy over here." I grinned wickedly, joining my husband and daughter before showing off my magic.

The two little girls looked at each other before running away crying. "Yeah, you better run! And next time, get better makeup!" Diana Belle called to them.

I laughed and ruffled our daughter's hair. "Nice work, honey. All you're missing is getting better at your dark magic and-"

"MR. CIPHER!" We heard Mrs. Clover yell as she made her way towards us.

"Honey, I think it's time for us to go home early!" Dipper smiled embarrassed before we all began to run out of the school as quickly as we possibly could.

"I LOVE SCHOOL!" Diana cheered as we ran into the forest back home.

I have so much free time today, it's not even funny! Maybe it's because my third period got cancelled and I finished the homework that isn't do until Friday or tomorrow, lol. So anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter with little Diana Belle growing up! See you all next time!