Product Lunch
(By Ace Dreamer)
"Thank you for coming here today", Saurial looked around the DWU dining room, at the obviously eager reporters and other representatives.
"This is the latest in our series of FamCo product launches, and this time we thought we'd make it a bit different, and throw in lunch as well", a few laughs greeted this statement.
"You've probably noticed I'm cos-playing the side-kick of one of our most recent cape arrivals. And, quite generously, Danny Hebert agreed to cos-play FamMan."
She waved to one side, and an obviously not totally happy Danny Hebert stepped forward, in his lizard-themed Batman costume.
Saurial raised the side of one hand to her mouth, and leaned forward, fake-whispering to the audience, "I will not be confirming or denying that he is wearing a corset".
Danny's mouth opened, he paused for a moment, then closed it again. He acquired a rather grim expression. Saurial gave him a thumbs-up.
"Now I'll turn you over to Danny."
"Ahem", Danny continued in his best Adam West, "Citizens of Brockton Bay, you have been called here today to see the launch of the FamPhone. If you open the presentation box on your table you will see your free FamCo sample."
"First, I must assure you that these lizards are not capable of reproduction..."
The event had finished, Danny had changed into more normal clothes, and was getting a bite to eat. He paused, looked around at various amused DWU workers.
"You don't really believe I am FamMan, do you?" His tone was rather plaintive.
"No Boss!", came the chorus.