Dream Team
By readerdreamer
Apparently, insanity was capable of having overflow errors, because once Skidmark accidentally killed the Butcher, he went so insane that he got bored of it and went back to being sane.
With just the minoooooor issue of being obsessed with killing the Family, so yeah, maybe he still wasn't that sane.
Still, he certainly was sane enough to plan, so after a bit of effort, he put his plan into work.
"Are you sure this plan will work?"
Skidcher, Skitcher, Skidmer - aaargh, enough with combining the names, Skitter would probably do for pseudonym he mused, sounded particularly appropriate to him... well, the majority of him anyway and yes Butcher #4 that didn't include you - Skitter only smiled without showing teeth at the crazy girl before him.
"Of course it would, my dearest Shadow Stalker. You're a predator, correct?"
"Of course!"
"Then you'll do this. Predators hunt, they Pounce, they tackle their preys to the ground when they least expect it."
"...alright."
Wasn't it amusing that he was so good at manipulating people now that he was questionably sane?
A warning growl came from beneath the girl, and Skitter took the hint coming from the monstrosity before him.
Sure, Skitter managed to somehow convince Crawler to go along with this plan, but the man(?) still didn't like being turned into a ride.
"Buckle right up, Miss Shadow Stalker, because this will be a bumpy ride! Operation Predator Pounce in five, four-"
"You know what, I'm having second thoughts about this, this is crazy, I'm out-"
"Too late, ahaha! Blast offffff!"
Not even a moment later, the Shadow Crawler duo was sent towards the direction of Arcadia with the force of a railgun.
Skitter cackled all the way as he teleported out of Brockton Bay in the resulting chaos.