A/N: Hello, everyone. School is almost over! Whoohoo!
Special thanks to Pink-Libra-Girl for, as usual, reviewing the latest chapter. Honestly, what would I do without her?
Episode: Mission Mania; S4.E6
Rating: K
Warnings: None
Inspiration: Knowledge that a lie detector only works if the person lying knows they're lying. If they think they're telling the truth when they call in and explain that they have an emergency because their cat climbed a tree, the lie detector won't pick it up. Therefore, Douglas's system isn't going to work.
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Douglas's lie detector technology didn't work if someone legitimately believe that they were calling about an emergency. Eventually, the Davenports just changed their number, giving it to any authorities who should actually have it.
Then, there only remained the matter of where to redirect the pointless calls to...
"Hello? Uh-huh... Yes. I see. You've forgotten your keys, and you want me to help open your door. I'll give you the short answer: NO!"
Terry Perry slammed down her phone, grinding her teeth. When she figured out who'd rigged up her phone as a help line, they were going to pay...