Return With a Minor in Pein

Hello! Sorry for the delay I have been thinking about what I have been wanting to do! :P For this time frame there will be a training session again, but I will get into the main storyline and get to the good parts! Also, for some reason, my laptop's Wi-Fi is being stupid so I can't add people's names right now.

Its already been a couple of weeks since Naruto and Naruko left the village with Mikoto. Jiraiya ended meeting the group later to see how they were settling in. They were doing just some regular sparring, Naruto was teaching Yugito how to use the chakra cannon. It was like Killer-B's Tailed Beast Bomb, but his version was a cannon. Kohaku came walking up to Naruto, "When do you guys plan on returning?" Kohaku asked.
"I say in another couple weeks or so, granny Tsunade should send word to us". Naruto scratched his chin.

"Well since we have time, Shiro and Shira have asked you to return to our land. We wish to train you in the arts of senjutsu". Kohaku smiled.

"Neat! You mean I can become a Whiter Tiger Sage Mode?" Naruto smiled.

Kohaku nodded, "Wait since I summon toads is there a Toad Sage Mode?" Naruko asked.

Jiraiya overheard them and walked up, "Yeah, there is a toad sage mode. You know Naruko your father was the only one who was truly able to master Toad Sage mode! You know Naruto, if you ever wanted to you could learn wood sage mode. It would enhance your wood release".

"Yeah, I'd rather learn tiger sage mode! Sounds like fun, how long you said it would take?" Naruto asked.

"Depends it could be a month, or maybe a couple of weeks. It just depends". Kohaku smiled, "I will reverse summon, then summon you there. Say your goodbyes now". Kohaku left in a puff of smoke.

"Well, you heard the Tiger". Naruto smiled. "Let mother know for me Naruko". Naruto smiled.

"You betcha! Don't do anything stupid". Naruko placed a kiss on Naruto's lips as the two held each other. Meanwhile, Jiraiya was scribbling down notes.

Yugito walked up and waited until the two separated, "Guess who?" Yugito placed her hands over Naruto's face..

"Yugito". Naruto smiled.

Yugito leaned in and kissed Naruto holding it, "Correct".

"Hey Naruko, fill Yugito in for me". Naruto then left in a puff of smoke.

"Wait what!" Yugito was shocked to see Naruto disappear. Naruko just sighed, she won't be able to see her Naruto for a while.

Unknown Location

Naruto appeared next to Kohaku with Shiro and Shira in front of him. "Welcome Naruto, you ready for training for Tiger Sage Mode?" Shiro smiled.

"Hell, yeah I'm ready! Let's go!" Naruto got pumped.

"Okay good go sit outside in the cold and clear your mind". Shiro demanded.

Naruto deadpanned, "This is going to be a long training session".

Back at Kumo

Naruko informed Mikoto and Yugito, "Now that Naruto is working on the Tiger Sage Mode! Ero-Sanin! I want to learn Toad Sage Mode Dattebayo!" Naruko chirped.

"Stop calling me that Ero-Sanin crap you stupid brat! Jeez, I will have Fugasaku reverse summon you. He will be training you". Jiraiya left in a puff of smoke.

Soon followed that Naruko left in a puff of smoke leaving Yugito and Mikoto staring where Naruko last was. Mikoto looked at Yugito and Yugito looked back at Mikoto. "So, you want to screw with Naruto and Naruko before they get back?" Yugito smiles.

Mikoto raised an eyebrow and smiled, "I'm listening".

Time Skip One Week

After one-week Naruto and Naruko had another week or so to try to master their Sage modes. Halfway through Naruko's training, Jiraiya left to go meet someone from his spy network. It was info he had to go relay to Tsunade. Tsunade went ahead and agreed to him going to his mission. "You sure about his Jiraiya this could be the leader of the Akatsuki here. I don't like the fact that you are leaving alone". Tsunade looks at Jiraiya.

"Tsunade I am fine, besides how about this then. Let's make a bet if I survive and come back you have to go out on a date with me. If you lose the bet well you know what happens". Jiraiya smiled.

Tsunade frowned, "Then you better damn sure that I lose this bet Jiraiya, I don't know how many more times I can keep loosing the people I hold dear".

"Ahhhh so you do like me~!" Jiraiya teased.

"Shut up and go before I kill you myself! You better come back, or I will beat your ass when I see you again". Tsunade yelled at him.

"Well if I do die, don't come following after me so fast". Jiraiya smiled as he began to run off.

Tsunade grit her teeth, she didn't know what it was, but something was bothering her to no end. "Anbu!" Four Anbu landed on the ground, "Yamato and Yugao, go to the cloud and get Naruto. I want Naruto to provide back up for Jiraiya. I don't know what it is I feel something if off, so very, very off".
"Yes, Hokage-Sama!" The two shot off into the woods while the other two were dismissed.

Unknown Location

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto fell on the ground exhausted.

"For a human it took you're a little over a week to master Tiger Sage Mode. It's very impressive indeed, you have yet to master out Sage Art Move, Tiger Smasher".

"Gathering up all that nature chakra and the condensing it is like really hard. Harder to do than the Rasengan cannon! I need to take that move and do it in the middle of my chest and fire it forwards. Granted the sage art Rasengan is easy but doing a giant beam that could destroy a mountain is hard!" Naruto was tired.

Just then Kohaku appeared next to Naruto, "Naruto Tsunade has a mission for you she wants you to go back up Jiraiya who is heading to the Rain. He said he thinks he found the Leader of the Akatsuki hiding out in the rain". Kohaku got Naruto's full attention.

"If Tsunade thinks he needs back up, then I will be more than happy to oblige. Do you know if we have any medic Tigers?" Naruto asked.

Shira nodded, "If you ever need any healing don't hesitate to summon me". Shira nodded and her left paw lifted into the air with blue glowing chakra.

"What is that? It's not green?" Naruto was confused.

"This is our specialty, not only can out medial ninjutsu heal wounds, but also replenish lost chakra towards others, but it drains our chakra in return". Shira put her foot down.

"When I get back you need to teach me that". Naruto smiled, "Well Kohaku summon me from the other side, See ya, Shiro and Shira! Thanks for the training!" Naruto soon left in a puff of smoke.

Naruto appeared in the house with the lights off. Soon Yugito and Mikoto walked in and Yugito handed Naruto papers and said nothing. Naruto looked at the paper out loud, "Yugito Nii, we would like to announce that you are…..PREGNANT! WHAT THE HELL!" Naruto shouted.

Naruto didn't realize it, but as he was reading this Naruko reverse summed back to hear this. Naruko was fuming as her hair lifted into the air as her eyes went white, "N-A-R-U-T-O! WHAT DO YOU MEAN PREGNANT!"

Naruto face went white, "Uhhhh.. ahhh… uhhhhh w-wait! T-this can't be right! I didn't have sex with you!" Naruto looked at Yugito.
Yugito held up one of the pregnancy testings and it said positively. Naruto's world cracked, "WHAT IN THE HELL I KNOW I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HER! WAIT! HOLY SHIT! WE WENT DRINKING THAT ONE NIGHT FUCK! FUCK! I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING! FUCK!" Naruto was having a mental breakdown.

Naruko was fuming as she walked up and started to strangle Naruto, "YOU STUPID PERVERT WE WENT DRINKING ONCE! ONCE! YOU KNOCK HER UP INSTEAD OF ME!" Naruko was shaking Naruto aggressively as Naruto's soul was trying to leave his body.

Yugito stuck her tongue out, "Just kidding".

Naruto and Naruko flinched and look at her, "What….".

"Just kidding". Yugito smiled.

Mikoto began laughing, "Did you two forget I was pregnant! I took that test! We forged the papers!" Yugito was laughing along with Mikoto.

Naruto and Naruko have their hair covering their faces. Then Naruto has his left eye glow along with Naruko's right eye glowing. "You know you're going to regret doing that". Naruko said with a greedy evil laugh.

"Yeah, you're going to get it now". Naruto and Naruko walked like zombies.

"Naruto remember Jiraiya?" Kohaku deadpanned.

Naruto and Naruko snapped out of the moment, "Yeah right! Kohaku fills them in. I need to get going. I will summon you later". Naruto grabbed his gear and hauled ass to the Rain Village. He wanted to make sure that Jiraiya came back alive. Naruko told him that Jiraiya was like the father she never had. Besides Fugaku, it was a hole that helped fill in her heart. Granted Naruto was always there, he made that hole heal much faster.

Hour Later

Naruto arrived in the rain as he was wearing a blue cloak which covered his head to toe. Meanwhile, Naruto was in the rain Naruko, Mikoto, and Yugito were invited to return to the leaf. Yugito was given permission as a ninja of Cloud and Leaf she can live in both villages without any issues.

Naruto arrived in the cloud as he searched around for Jiraiya, the best place he could find him. A brothel….."Damn my luck". Naruto grunted and then sighed and started to brood like a true Uchiha. Naruto looked around as he put his hood down. He looked around to find some of the women in the brothel run their way over to Naruto.

"Hey, I can show you a good time~". One said seductively.

"Hey, I can rock your world~". They continued to flirt with Naruto which was new for him.

Naruto eyes shifted to the Sharingan to search through their memories. He found Jiraiya in the back as he paid for 'special services'. Naruto went into the back as he put the girls to sleep and decided to alter their memories a bit. He gave them a new resolve to be a better person and stop this way of life. He gave them some intel on book smarts and let them be. They would continue their own path to be who they want to. Naruto just gave them a second chance at life, they deserved a chance.

Naruto made his way into the room to find Jiraiya hammered with Sake in his hand. There were two girls with very large busts cuddling him as he was smiling. He had trickles of blood running down his nose. "Dammit Pervy-Sage". Naruto turned his Sharingan on and did the same to the two women as he did for the ones earlier.

"Man kid you have to up and ruin my fun, what are you here for anyways". Jiraiya whined.

"Ugh, Tsunade sent me, she wanted to make sure she lost the bet". Naruto smiled.

"How do you know about it?" Jiraiya was curious.

"I had Kohaku spy on you two and she also relayed the bet. Then Tsunade found out and threatened me". Naruto sweatdropped.

Flash Back About an Hour before and a little bit after Naruto left Naruko

Naruto quickly Hiraishin to the lead, "Tsunade I got a question about the mission". Naruto asked.

"What is that?" Tsunade looked at the Uchiha.

"Well, I have to back up Jiraiya. Why?" Naruto asked.

"Well, I feel like that Jiraiya will have trouble I don't want to risk it'. Tsunade was worried.

"It's just I don't want to see someone else I care about to die". Tsunade said worriedly.

"I see~! You really do love him, don't you! You may have had a lover! You can't help but also like Jiraiya!" Naruto grinned.

"Stupid brat!" Tsunade eyes grew white as he teeth sharpened.

"Actually, they made a bet, if Jiraiya came back alive she would go on a date with him". Kohaku giggled.

"How cute! You want Jiraiya to win!" Naruto smiled.

"Not that you stupid kid! I-I just don't want to see him harmed!" Tsunade frowned.

Naruto smiled, "Tsunade you went through a lot in your life. You have had it rough, don't be so hard on yourself. You deserve a chance at true love, it really fills that pain in your soul. When my dad, Shisui and when Itachi had to leave. It hurt…. It hurt a lot….. I still was grateful though…. I had Naruko and still had my mom. Naruko filled the rest of the hole with love…. I can't thank her enough for that". Naruto smiled.

Tsunade laid her head on the desk and blushed, "I-I do like Jiraiya…. I loved Dan too….. when he passed I was so heartbroken and felt like I couldn't move on….. then that stupid pervert stick by my side. He loved me even though I didn't see it… he was even going to be Dan's best man at the wedding he wanted to have…. Damn that Jiraiya for making me fall for a pervert like him".

"You deserve some love Tsunade, I don't mean family love, I mean love from another person you care about. A person who will support you when you fall down when you lose all hope. That person is there for you when you need them the most". Naruto walked over and placed a kiss on Tsunade's head. "Your Naruko's godmother which makes you my godmother…. I am your family too don't you forget that…. I think my mom would like it if you saw her as a daughter… it might make things better on you". Naruto, "See ya I am bringing the pervert back with me". Naruto Hiraishin back to where he placed it.

End of Flashback

Naruto left out about the part of Tsunade falling in love with Jiraiya, but he told him everything else. "Fine, let's go kid your already strong enough to take down Hidan and Kakazu I think you will be alright".

"Yeah, common let's get to sleuthing!" Naruto shifted his outfit for a Sherlock Holmes outfit and a chakra spyglass.

"What the hell is that?" Jiraiya was confused.

"I don't know". Naruto shrugged his shoulders. ANYWAYS Naruto changes back into his cloak and the two head out. They find a hotel and sleep in for the night, as they prepare for their attack.

Next morning Naruto and Jiraiya make their way around the rain after they got some sleep and breakfast. The made their way as Naruto activated his Sharingan to pinpoint strong chakra. They made their way as they came across a woman with blue hair and a black cloak with red clouds. She said, "Jiraiya Sensei been a long time".

"Konan, you're alive.. that means that Yahiko and Nagato must be alive too right?" Naruto smiled.

"Stop acting as you know us Jiraiya. That was many years ago, you don't know who we are anymore. I am an angel and I am doing what God wants". Konan shot paper and Naruto and Jiraiya.

Naruto ran in front, Water Style: Giant Vortex Jutsu! Naruto pulled water from the air and shot a torrent of water which ripped through the paper. A clone appeared next to Naruto and weaved a few hand signs and concentrated lightning chakra into his hand. Then he shot the lighting bolt up into the air. There was a clash of thunder as Naruto released the lightning chakra into the air. Then from the clouds, there was a clap of thunder. A blue lighting dragon came down with glowing red eyes. Naruto had his hand still in the air and thrust it down, Kirin!

The giant dragon shot down, but there was a summoning jutsu as a large crab appeared as was destroyed by the jutsu. Jutsu kept going as it crashed into Konan as she released a painful screech in pain. "What lighting control". Jiraiya stared at Naruto. Naruto didn't seven seemed winded by the attack.

Just then a weird-looking person with orange hair, black piercings, Akatsuki cloak, and Rennigan eyes. Jiraiya stared at the figure as five more beings who looked similar landed. Jiraiya scanned them and recognized one with orange hair as Yahiko, "Yahiko you have the Rinnegan!" Jiraiya was confused.

Naruto looked at the beings with his Sharingan, "Jiraiya those aren't people, they are merely puppets the master can control. By the looks of it, looks like he knows various jutsu of the Rennigan, I did some studying on the Dojutsu, it's a Dojutsu an Uchiha could get if they also have the blood of a Senju".

Jiraiya stepped forward, "What do you plan on using the Biju's for?"

"To use as a weapon to bring this world together. This world shall know what true pain is, I am Pein I am a god". Pein praised himself.

Naruto face felt twisted and heated, "I will not allow you to harm Naruko. If you take the Biju from her she will die!" Naruto eyes shifted to the Mangekyou Sharingan.

"Your eyes are powerful, but my eyes are of a god. I will win this battle even if it means killing this Naruko". Pein slid a black pole into his hand.

They rush forward as Naruto charges ahead, "Dammit kid!" Jiraiya rushes with Naruto.

Naruto looks at the corpses which are called 'Pein'. Naruto threw a kunai at them as they dodged it with ease. Then Naruto disappeared in a trail of lighting, "RASENGAN!" Naruto slammed the spiraling jutsu into the Animal Path Pein breaking the connection instantly.

"You're fast, but not fast enough!" The Peins shouted. All Mighty Push! The invisible push sent Naruto Flying into a wall.

Big Ball Rasengan! Jiraiya shouted as he slammed the jutsu down, but the Preta Path started to absorb Jiraiya jutsu. "What!" Jiraiya stopped the jutsu and backed up.

Summoning Jutsu! A giant crow appeared as Jiraiya backed up, Jiraiya bit his thumb Summoning Jutsu! "Jiraiya what do you need?" The giant purple frog asked.

"Gamaken! I need you to hold off the animal summoning for me". Jiraiya asked.

"I will try but I am ungraceful". The giant toad got ready to fight.

Naruto landed next to Jiraiya and bit his thumb Summoning Jutsu! Two giant clouds appear as Shiro and Shira appear. "Naruto why have you summoned us". Shiro asked.

"These bastards think they are a god; they want to collect the Biju. If they do that to Naruko and Yugito it would kill them. I won't let them kill the people I love!" Naruto got onto all fours as a whitetail with black stripes goes across his tail. The black stripes run across the rest of Naruto's body which is hidden under his clothes. Naruto grew white ears on top of his head and his black hair had black stripes in his hair. His face grew whiskers, on the side of his face had whiskers and black stripes on the cheeks of Naruto's face. His hands grew claws as he was on all fours and let out a roar.

Jiraiya was shocked, "N-Naruto did you master the White Tiger Sage Mode?" Jiraiya was shocked.

Shira spoke up, "Naruto is a true prodigy, he learned the Tiger Sage Mode which is the hardest Sage mode to learn".

"Yea, we have only had one person to learn it, he is standing there". Shiro smiled proudly.

Jiraiya went into the sage mode as he gathered more chakra, "Naruto, keep them off of me so I can summon Fugasaku and Shima".

"I got them!" Naruto eye slit changed where the red in his Sharingan would be, it was blue to the White Tiger Sage Mode. In the middle of his, Sharingan had black surrounding the middle which had a blue slit in the middle of his 6 bladed Shuriken. The black part of his Sharingan is the 6 bladed Sharingan, surrounding it was red, which is now blue.

Naruto disappeared as he made a shockwave explode to life forcing the 6 Peins to back up. Naruto just broke the sound barrier using the Shushin and his speed with Tiger Sage Mode. Yeah, Naruto fast as hell.

The Deva Path Pein couldn't keep up as Naruto smashed his fist into the Preta Path flinging him into the wall. "He fast!" The Deva Pein said.

Naruto appeared in front of the Deva Path Pein; Naruto's eyes were glowing blue as he looked at Pein. "You're just too slow". Naruto rotated his body kicking the Deva Pein in the face.

The Ashura Pein shot rockets at Naruto, Kamui! Naruto absorbed them into his Kamui and made them reappear above his head as the Ashura Pein was hit directly. The Naraka Pein rushed Naruto, but his attack phased through Naruto. "What!" Pein said startled.

AMATERASU! Black flames appeared on the Naraka Pein, but the Preta Path tried to absorb the Jutsu. He smiles, but then his arm turned into white tiger claw. Naruto ran up and punched him into the ground, "You want my chakra eh? YOU CAN HAVE IT!" Naruto placed his hands on the Preta Path and forced his Chakra into the Preta Path's hands.

"What?" Pein said worriedly.

The Pein began to turn into a tiger and then turned to stone. "How do you like it? Senjutsu Chakra!" Naruto smiled as his features returned to normal and his eyes went back to being red. Naruto was tired as Jiraiya walked up as he finishes summoning Shima and Fugasaku.
"Heh sounds like you didn't need my help…. Shit". Jiraiya gets ready as the Peins that were defeated were resurrected and standing except for the Preta Path.

"You cannot defeat god!" The Peins rush Jiraiya and Naruto as they keep on guard.

Naruto had chakra, but his stamina was running low after using the Senjutsu chakra. Shiro and Shira quickly finish up and they disappear leaving the rest to Naruto and Jiraiya. Jiraiya and Naruto attacked back Fire Style: Flame Bullet! Wind Style: Great Breakthrough! A gust of wind shot towards the fired bullet increasing in size and power.

The Deva Path raised his hand Almighty Push! The attack was deflected. The others attacked Naruto and Jiraiya. Naruto phased through them, but Jiraiya wasn't as fortunate. Naruto used his Kamui to repel attacks from the Peins. Soon, Jiraiya and Naruto were on the defensive as the Peins had numbers, Naruto caught on to a visual prowess that they had. They could see from one another's eyes. Weird right? They can use each other's eyes and be able to see their enemies from different angles and places.

The Deva Pein raised his hand Planetary Devastation! A giant black mass or gravity began to pull nearby metal walls and earth into a miniature planet-sized ball of rock and earth. "You shall know the true meaning of pain". He forced his hand down as the giant rock of earth was sent towards them. Naruto grit his teeth, "Jiraiya I am starting to run low on chakra, and my eyes are starting to blur. I need you to back me up after I protect us from this attack!"

"Wait what do you mean!" Jiraiya looked at Naruto. Naruto looked up at the giant rock and his eyes began spinning KAMUI! Naruto sent the attack to the other dimension as it would be too large to use the Hiraishin and he was already running low on chakra. Naruto's eyes began to bleed as he fell on one knee panting heavily.

Jiraiya stepped forward as he began to attack the Peins. Naruto sat on the side as he was useless for the moment. Naruto managed to start gathering more sage jutsu so he could last a little bit longer, but since he emptied his reserves into the stupid Preta Path, he needs to restore it.
(A/N: The battle with Jiraiya and the other Peins happen normally as canon except that Jiraiya was leaping around with Naruto on his back).

Jiraiya ran out of sage jutsu and Shima and Fugasaku were forced to leave as Jiraiya was running low on chakra. Naruto activated his Sage Mode again as he lashed out giving some time for Jiraiya to recover. Naruto was able to take out the Animal Path, and Naruto was about to finish the Ahura Path when his Sage Mode ran out. Naruto fell on the ground panting and grunting. "Too bad, you were doing really well. Seems like your girlfriend Naruko and Yugito will experience pain once you die. When they do experience pain, they may be willing to give their lives up to be with you in the afterlife". Deva Pein stuck his hand out with the black rod.

He pulled it back and thrust it forward, Naruto was about to use Kamui. Then A flash of red shirt and white hair appeared in front of him. He took the attack to the chest. Naruto saw that it luckily just missed his heart. Jiraiya broke the weapon and kicked Deva Pein for a split second.

The other Peins began to jump in and punched Naruto, they knocked Naruto to the ground. Jiraiya stood back up, "Hey kid tell Tsunade I sorry I couldn't make it back home. Seems like this time Kami actually allowed her to win a bet". Jiraiya ran towards the Peins, but they kicked him, the gave him a left hook sending him into the ground.

Naruto looked up as his eyes were black and back to normal, "Dammit Jiraiya stop!" Naruto found out he was pinned to the ground by a black chakra rod in his shoulder and he didn't even see it.

Jiraiya landed in front of Naruto face into the ground. There was a foot placed on his back, "You see even the Gallant Jiraiya, can't beat a god". The 6 pushed their blades at Jiraiya.

KAMUI! Naruto used the last bit of his chakra to save Jiraiya. The attack phased through Jiraiya, then Kohaku appeared in a cloud of smoke as Naruto made a quick clone. "Kohaku take Jiraiya and go!" Naruto yelled.

Kohaku nodded her head as she tailed swiped the Peins away and grabbed Jiraiya by his shirt and threw him on her back. "Come back home alive master please". Kohaku shot off.

The Ashura Pein shot a rock at Kohaku. KAMUI! Naruto strained his body to his limits as he absorbed the rocket into the space-time jutsu. Naruto faceplanted into the ground exhausted and tired. "Damn…. Too damn tired".

"Hey Kit, how about you wasting time and get out of there". A female voice ran through Naruto's head.

"Huh? Kuruana is that you?" Naruto said in his head.

"You're going to be just fine". Kuruana smiled.

The Peins went to attack and stabbed downwards on Naruto until he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

A/N: That it! Hope you all enjoy! TitanFall007 OUT!