"Ahhh!"
"Look out!"
"Holy shit, what the fuck!?"
"My preciousss! Come to me!"
"She's gone again. Someone get the net."
crash!
"Fuck it, that's the second DNA sampler this week! Do you have any idea how much they cost?!"
Rebecca walked out of her office, wondering what in the name of all that was holy was going on this time...
"Someone grab her!"
"My preciousss! Why do you flee from meeee?"
"Kaiju save us!"
"Shoot her! Shoot her!"
She watched the chaos for a few minutes, then turned to where Paul and Contessa were leaning on each other laughing their asses off. "You guys are such fucking children sometimes, you do know that, right?" she asked with her hands on her hips.
"Path to hilarity, step 1: Attach laser pointer to Doctor Mother's head..." Contessa gasped out, pointing.
Rebecca pinched the bridge of her nose and counted to ten. Very slowly.
Cauldron was getting less sane by the day, she felt. It was probably the lizards.
It was always the lizards.
"Shit, she got away! Someone bring me a taser, stat!"
With a deep sigh, she shook her head, said "Door to tequila," and stepped through the resulting portal without looking back.